measuring a curved object with a straight object is redundant as fuck

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am i wrong here? this is just common sense/common logic, of course if something is torqued it will appear to be short. i keep saying this but just take a banana and stretch it and appear how looks bigger when straightened out

same thing goes for penis
 
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Someone got an A in geometry!
 
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who tf has a non straight penis
 
who tf has a non straight penis
me, my shit literally looks like a banana as to why i have given this example ten times. it doesnt look remotely small but it definitely is bigger than it appears because of this curve
 
me, my shit literally looks like a banana as to why i have given this example ten times. it doesnt look remotely small but it definitely is bigger than it appears because of this curve
wtf is that a disability
 
you have sex?
not for a while, probably one of the reasons why is that. it hurts me sometimes, and i also have mental ED, im weird when it comes to sex and finicky and so is my dick. i dont even watch sex (porn). i had a lot of sex with my ex gf
 
not for a while, probably one of the reasons why is that. it hurts me sometimes, and i also have mental ED, im weird when it comes to sex and finicky and so is my dick. i dont even watch sex (porn). i had a lot of sex with my ex gf
I never fucked anyone
 
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me, my shit literally looks like a banana as to why i have given this example ten times. it doesnt look remotely small but it definitely is bigger than it appears because of this curve
Boomerang aussie typa shit innit
 
me, my shit literally looks like a banana as to why i have given this example ten times. it doesnt look remotely small but it definitely is bigger than it appears because of this curve
Same, it’s hard to properly measure my dick cuz I have to point that shit all the way straight
 
that bent on my dick is fosho gonna cause me trouble fucking
 
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that bent on my dick is fosho gonna cause me trouble fucking
it does. but you can get it around it and you have to learn good angles, first few times for me it definitely hurt like shit at certain times when girls arent careful and are careless
 
it does. but you can get it around it and you have to learn good angles, first few times for me it definitely hurt like shit at certain times when girls arent careful and are careless
so the trick is to be the one in control cuz you cant trust her?
 
so the trick is to be the one in control cuz you cant trust her?
eh. just be honest with her, if shes doing something just repositioner her and be real and say some positions hurt when they bend your peen
 
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