Meet Jarion, the worst "looksmaxxer" oat

[nellii]

i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die”

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black

 

[Fikaacek]

nose of doom and despair

 

[nellii]

@MouthBreathingElite @estonianslayerr @Histy @nsk4ll @BigBallsLarry @necronanni

 

[estonianslayerr]

@MouthBreathingElite @estonianslayerr @Histy @nsk4ll @BigBallsLarry @necronanni

That’s social media for you ig

 

[Histy]

i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die”

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black

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[ascendtocl122]

Rhino + accutane and something to fix his lower midface protrusion and he mogs idk what to tell u

 

[Chinacurry]

i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die”

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black

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What's his 1-1 coaching?

 

[nellii]

Rhino + accutane and something to fix his lower midface protrusion and he mogs idk what to tell u

but rn he doesnt mog anyone so why is he posting this content acting like he ascended

also selling a course while looking like that cant be real

 

[enlightful]

Maxilla of death and taxes bro

 

[nellii]

What's his 1-1 coaching?

@ascendtocl122 still defending him?

“learn how to get JORDAN BARRETT level bone mass within 2 months…”

 

[ascendtocl122]

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@ascendtocl122 still defending him?

“learn how to get JORDAN BARRETT level bone mass within 2 months…”

yeah ok. I just don’t think u gotta hate is all, he’s prob grifting but BS works for some people. Jordan barret bonemass is wicked tho hahahha

 

[nellii]

Maxilla of death and taxes bro

 

[pslturi]

“learn how to get JORDAN BARRETT level bone mass within 2 months…”

 

[nellii]

yeah ok. I just don’t think u gotta hate is all, he’s prob grifting but BS works for some people. Jordan barret bonemass is wicked tho hahahha

i didnt say anything offensive.
he just doesnt look good and convinced himself that hes a chad.
can i laugh at him for that?

 

[ascendtocl122]

i didnt say anything offensive.
he just doesnt look good and convinced himself that hes a chad.
can i laugh at him for that?

yeah u valid W confidence pill

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

Ole buddy is lltn selling a course no way people actually buy it

 

[g-money]

i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die”

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black

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Honestly quite sad

 

[Chinacurry]

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@ascendtocl122 still defending him?

“learn how to get JORDAN BARRETT level bone mass within 2 months…”

Nigga is so cooked

 

[bmoser958]

"hollow cheek guide, dark psychology" is he retarded or its his strategy to convince retards to buy his course

 

[turkcelfatcel]

i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die”

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black

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dont hate on my bro , faggots

hes my friend on tiktok

 

[nellii]

Ole buddy is lltn selling a course no way people actually buy it

 

[nellii]

"hollow cheek guide, dark psychology" is he retarded or its his strategy to convince retards to buy his course

how?

 

[nellii]

"hollow cheek guide, dark psychology" is he retarded or its his strategy to convince retards to buy his course

both i think

 

[nellii]

dont hate on my bro , faggots

hes my friend on tiktok

tell ur friend that he looks shit and the term “mog” shouldnt even cross his mind

 

[bmoser958]

both i think

imagine getting scammed by a retard

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

dont hate on my bro , faggots

hes my friend on tiktok

 

[ayoub3mk]

hell nah "Dark psychology"

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@ascendtocl122 still defending him?

“learn how to get JORDAN BARRETT level bone mass within 2 months…”

 

[ayoub3mk]

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Brutal

 

[slimekrew]

i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die”

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black

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Lolllllll, started laughing so hard when he started talking about girls view him different after the ascension and how he faced hypergamy

 

[cristaking8]

i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die”

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black

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He has genuine deformity

 

[nxtrvd]

I

i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die”

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black

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I honestly feel so bad for him..

 

[nellii]

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I honestly feel so bad for him..

why would u feel like that

hes ltn with chad ego selling courses and 1:1 coaching (299€)

 

[Euron]

Ive been seen thar nga for a long time now in my reels. Always have wondered y he has so high ego n y he has a course.
Truly everyone now sells a course. I should prob start too

 

[nellii]

Ive been seen thar nga for a long time now in my reels. Always have wondered y he has so high ego n y he has a course.
Truly everyone now sells a course. I should prob start too

still cant believe hes serious

this has to be 10/10 bait theres no fucking way

 

[Euron]

still cant believe hes serious

this has to be 10/10 bait theres no fucking way

Isnt it obv that hes retarded? Smb told him some bs prob from the kind "oh bro u have hunter eyes u mog", he got a bit of invested, blinded by some retarded compliments n now here we r.
He is dead ass srs, im 96% sure

 

[Divineincel]

i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die”

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black

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To be fair most of the nazis are ethnics nowadays because white men are castrated

 

[Euron]

Shut up, he mogs jordan barrett

 

[kiannnn]

Shut up, he mogs jordan barrett

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niggas get one hollow cheek and think they own the world

 

[yochico_yojordan]

lolcow. it's so funny when they're painfully unaware