MEGA ASCENSION GUIDE [2026]

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4:37 AM — 205 Maasai Jumps to awaken ancestral DNA


5:01 AM — Hard mew for 3 minutes until jaw vibrates with primal frequency 💀


5:04 AM – 8:04 AM — Cold shower for 3 hours straight. Body screaming. Mind silent. Soul ascending


7:00 PM — 8 liters of raw milk in one sitting. Calcium flooding the bloodstream. Bones humming. 🥛


9:00 PM — Consume raw liver. No seasoning. No hesitation. Just truth. 🩸




Result: You stop being “human.” You start being alive.
#RawPrimal #Ascend #AajonusApproved #ThriveNotSurvive




 
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Bookmarked, will be using.
 
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No seasoning. No hesitation. Just truth. 🩸
 
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AHAHAHAH

HABIIBIIIIII

RI RI RI RICKYYY RICHH

HAAA HABIBIIIBII

TUUFFAANEEE HEEEDDIIN
 
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i think its time to get a job bud
 
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4:37 AM — 205 Maasai Jumps to awaken ancestral DNA


5:01 AM — Hard mew for 3 minutes until jaw vibrates with primal frequency 💀


5:04 AM – 8:04 AM — Cold shower for 3 hours straight. Body screaming. Mind silent. Soul ascending


7:00 PM — 8 liters of raw milk in one sitting. Calcium flooding the bloodstream. Bones humming. 🥛


9:00 PM — Consume raw liver. No seasoning. No hesitation. Just truth. 🩸




Result: You stop being “human.” You start being alive.
#RawPrimal #Ascend #AajonusApproved #ThriveNotSurvive

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will be telling my doctor this is what im doing without his permission
 
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@ascension @piec @shieldzz @optimisticzoomer @Bitchwhipper2

WE'RE ALL ASCENDING THIS SUMMER
 
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Funny thread 9.5/10
 
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4:37 AM — 205 Maasai Jumps to awaken ancestral DNA


5:01 AM — Hard mew for 3 minutes until jaw vibrates with primal frequency 💀


5:04 AM – 8:04 AM — Cold shower for 3 hours straight. Body screaming. Mind silent. Soul ascending


7:00 PM — 8 liters of raw milk in one sitting. Calcium flooding the bloodstream. Bones humming. 🥛


9:00 PM — Consume raw liver. No seasoning. No hesitation. Just truth. 🩸




Result: You stop being “human.” You start being alive.
#RawPrimal #Ascend #AajonusApproved #ThriveNotSurvive

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Dogshit
 
Inb4 BOTB :smonk:
 
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Some unregistered bluepiller reading this will believe in your method 💔
 
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4:37 AM — 205 Maasai Jumps to awaken ancestral DNA


5:01 AM — Hard mew for 3 minutes until jaw vibrates with primal frequency 💀


5:04 AM – 8:04 AM — Cold shower for 3 hours straight. Body screaming. Mind silent. Soul ascending


7:00 PM — 8 liters of raw milk in one sitting. Calcium flooding the bloodstream. Bones humming. 🥛


9:00 PM — Consume raw liver. No seasoning. No hesitation. Just truth. 🩸




Result: You stop being “human.” You start being alive.
#RawPrimal #Ascend #AajonusApproved #ThriveNotSurvive

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Cold showers increase cortisol boii did you go against what gatis said 💀💀
 
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