MEGA ASCENSION GUIDE [2026]

[asdvek]

4:37 AM — 205 Maasai Jumps to awaken ancestral DNA


5:01 AM — Hard mew for 3 minutes until jaw vibrates with primal frequency


5:04 AM – 8:04 AM — Cold shower for 3 hours straight. Body screaming. Mind silent. Soul ascending


7:00 PM — 8 liters of raw milk in one sitting. Calcium flooding the bloodstream. Bones humming.


9:00 PM — Consume raw liver. No seasoning. No hesitation. Just truth.

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Result: You stop being “human.” You start being alive.
#RawPrimal #Ascend #AajonusApproved #ThriveNotSurvive

 

[Perfectiοn]

Thanks

Bookmarked, will be using.

 

[inversions]

No seasoning. No hesitation. Just truth.

 

[asdvek]

AHAHAHAH

HABIIBIIIIII

RI RI RI RICKYYY RICHH

HAAA HABIBIIIBII

TUUFFAANEEE HEEEDDIIN

 

[User28823]

i think its time to get a job bud

 

[ceceslayer]

4:37 AM — 205 Maasai Jumps to awaken ancestral DNA


5:01 AM — Hard mew for 3 minutes until jaw vibrates with primal frequency


5:04 AM – 8:04 AM — Cold shower for 3 hours straight. Body screaming. Mind silent. Soul ascending


7:00 PM — 8 liters of raw milk in one sitting. Calcium flooding the bloodstream. Bones humming.


9:00 PM — Consume raw liver. No seasoning. No hesitation. Just truth.

---

Result: You stop being “human.” You start being alive.
#RawPrimal #Ascend #AajonusApproved #ThriveNotSurvive

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will be telling my doctor this is what im doing without his permission

 

[asdvek]

No seasoning. No hesitation. Just truth.

That's actually so tuff isn't it? My heart beats for you btw hahaha

 

[asdvek]

@ascension @piec @shieldzz @optimisticzoomer @Bitchwhipper2

WE'RE ALL ASCENDING THIS SUMMER

 

[rawr]

no fluff

 

[Reformed]

Funny thread 9.5/10

 

[asdvek]

Funny thread 9.5/10

 

[asdvek]

H

 

[asdvek]

AA

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

4:37 AM — 205 Maasai Jumps to awaken ancestral DNA


5:01 AM — Hard mew for 3 minutes until jaw vibrates with primal frequency


5:04 AM – 8:04 AM — Cold shower for 3 hours straight. Body screaming. Mind silent. Soul ascending


7:00 PM — 8 liters of raw milk in one sitting. Calcium flooding the bloodstream. Bones humming.


9:00 PM — Consume raw liver. No seasoning. No hesitation. Just truth.

---

Result: You stop being “human.” You start being alive.
#RawPrimal #Ascend #AajonusApproved #ThriveNotSurvive

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Dogshit

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

Bro u are indian

 

[childishkillah]

Inb4 BOTB

 

[asdvek]

Thanks

Bookmarked, will be using.

Have you stared using it yet?

 

[14vic]

Some unregistered bluepiller reading this will believe in your method

 

[asdvek]

Some unregistered bluepiller reading this will believe in your method

Good

 

[Saint.]

4:37 AM — 205 Maasai Jumps to awaken ancestral DNA


5:01 AM — Hard mew for 3 minutes until jaw vibrates with primal frequency


5:04 AM – 8:04 AM — Cold shower for 3 hours straight. Body screaming. Mind silent. Soul ascending


7:00 PM — 8 liters of raw milk in one sitting. Calcium flooding the bloodstream. Bones humming.


9:00 PM — Consume raw liver. No seasoning. No hesitation. Just truth.

---

Result: You stop being “human.” You start being alive.
#RawPrimal #Ascend #AajonusApproved #ThriveNotSurvive

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Cold showers increase cortisol boii did you go against what gatis said

 

[ascension]

That Vinicius edit is sick

 

[asdvek]

That Vinicius edit is sick

Fr? I put it for laughs and shit, I thought that shit was corny

 

[ascension]

Fr? I put it for laughs and shit, I thought that shit was corny

Duality of man

 

[Perfectiοn]

Have you stared using it yet?

Yea I ascended and I’m now a demigod.

Thank you.