(MEGA BLACKPILL) I am the greasiest man alive

[isis_Bleach]

I washed my hair with extra shampoo and hot water today it’s still so greasy I can feel it. I reflect sunlight to the point children use my hair to burn ants

My friend did not want to introduce me to his parents and was like “bro its because of your greasy hair and acne, my profiling russian parents will think you’re a drug addict”
Ppl always comment on it, also that same kid said earlier “I don’t want to introduce u to my parents because you are older and bigger than me they might think something queer is going on”

 

[Doesn'tNeedSurgery]

It's because of the shampoo and hot water that you're so greasy. Your hair is producing extra oils to compensate. Use a normal amount of shampoo and shower in lukewarm water and you'll stop being greasy after a few days.