Joestar$
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Listen up, you magnificent dumbasses and LM
You can spend 4 hours mewing, 2 hours checking your reamus in every reflective surface known to mankind, and another 3 hours measuring your canthal tilt like you're building a goddamn car. If your mental health is cooked, none of that shit is gonna save you.
Some of you wake up, look in the mirror, and start acting like a forensic investigator.
"Bro... my left nostril is 0.0003 mm lower than the right. It's over."
Shut the fuck up nigger.
Nobody at the grocery store is pulling out calipers to inspect your fucking maxilla. They're trying to buy Raw milk, not judge your orbital vector.
Mental health matters because if your brain is constantly screaming, you'll convince yourself every tiny flaw is the end of civilization. You'll see a normal selfie and think, "Yeah... absolute goblin mode."
Meanwhile everyone else is like, "Bro, it's literally just a picture nigga."
A healthy mind lets you improve without ropemaxxing ir turning into goblin who refreshes the camera app 25 max times a day hoping your zygos magically evolved overnight.
Improve your looks? Hell yeah.
Lift weights. Eat well. Sleep. Take care of your skin. Get a decent haircut.
But don't become the guy who thinks his entire future depends on whether his gonial angle increased by half a degree after chewing enough gum to bankrupt the gum industry.
Touch some damn grass.
Talk to people.(not little kids)
Have hobbies.
Because if your entire personality becomes "I wonder if my philtrum is 0.2 mm too long," congratulations—you've successfully min-maxed yourself into being boring as shit.
The goal isn't to become obsessed.
The goal is to become the best version of yourself without driving yourself absolutely fucking insane.
Your face matters.
Your confidence matters.
Your health matters.
But your brain is the operating system running the whole damn machine. If that's crashing every five minutes, it doesn't matter how sharp your jawline is—you'll still feel like shit.
So acend responsibly, you niggas
You can spend 4 hours mewing, 2 hours checking your reamus in every reflective surface known to mankind, and another 3 hours measuring your canthal tilt like you're building a goddamn car. If your mental health is cooked, none of that shit is gonna save you.
Some of you wake up, look in the mirror, and start acting like a forensic investigator.
"Bro... my left nostril is 0.0003 mm lower than the right. It's over."
Shut the fuck up nigger.
Nobody at the grocery store is pulling out calipers to inspect your fucking maxilla. They're trying to buy Raw milk, not judge your orbital vector.
Mental health matters because if your brain is constantly screaming, you'll convince yourself every tiny flaw is the end of civilization. You'll see a normal selfie and think, "Yeah... absolute goblin mode."
Meanwhile everyone else is like, "Bro, it's literally just a picture nigga."
A healthy mind lets you improve without ropemaxxing ir turning into goblin who refreshes the camera app 25 max times a day hoping your zygos magically evolved overnight.
Improve your looks? Hell yeah.
Lift weights. Eat well. Sleep. Take care of your skin. Get a decent haircut.
But don't become the guy who thinks his entire future depends on whether his gonial angle increased by half a degree after chewing enough gum to bankrupt the gum industry.
Touch some damn grass.
Talk to people.(not little kids)
Have hobbies.
Because if your entire personality becomes "I wonder if my philtrum is 0.2 mm too long," congratulations—you've successfully min-maxed yourself into being boring as shit.
The goal isn't to become obsessed.
The goal is to become the best version of yourself without driving yourself absolutely fucking insane.
Your face matters.
Your confidence matters.
Your health matters.
But your brain is the operating system running the whole damn machine. If that's crashing every five minutes, it doesn't matter how sharp your jawline is—you'll still feel like shit.
So acend responsibly, you niggas
