Mike tyson offered zoo keeper $9000 to let him fight a gorilla

[Deleted member 4383]

Did anyone hear the story of mike tyson offering a zoo keeper $9000 to open the cage so he could knock out the gorilla?

How will the match play out if it happens? https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/8446122/mike-tyson-gorilla-fight-9000/amp/

 

[FatJattMofo]

 

[Alt Number 3]

The bbc will die because the gorilla don’t care about no rules.

 

[Deleted member 1100]

He would obviously lose, but still high T and low inhib af, I couldn't expect less from such a BEAST like Iron Mike Tyson, the greatest fighter

 

[AscendenceImminent]

I'm sorry but the gorilla 100% wins. Don't fuck with gorillas

 

[Reggina Calcio]

maybe he could beat a chimpanzee but not a gorilla

 

[Dogs]

Mike Tyson is a clown just lol

 

[Effortless]

I think he could punch the gorilla in the skull his hardest and it wouldn't feel a thing.

 

[currymax]

Hold on. Which one is the gorilla?

 

[EthnicelAscension]

Hold on. Which one is the gorilla?

Brutal.

 

[Marw]

Hold on. Which one is the gorilla?

No

 

[Deleted member 1751]

It takes 550 lbs of force to destroy human skull while average gorilla can strike upto 1300 lbs

 

[Deleted member 4383]

Mike Tyson is a clown just lol

shut the fuck up, you little pussy

Mike Tyson would make you his bitch, you sissy low T gay faggot. a low inhib massive BBC like Mike Tyson would rape you and your family and behead you if he heard the things you say

you would shake in fear and apologise if he confronted you, you cuck

your mom, sister, every female would fuck him and cream their pussy for him too. he cucks you and mogs in every single way, faggot

^your filthy sister + mother watching him and wanting his bbc and wanting his cum to impregnate them, you cuck

 

[Dogs]

shut the fuck up, you little pussy

Mike Tyson would make you his bitch, you sissy low T gay faggot. a low inhib massive BBC like Mike Tyson would rape you and your family and behead you if he heard the things you say
View attachment 199497 you would shake in fear and apologise if he confronted you, you cuck
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your mom, sister, every female would fuck him and cream their pussy for him too. he cucks you and mogs in every single way, faggot
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^your filthy sister + mother watching him and wanting his bbc and wanting his cum to impregnate them, you cuck

Keep swallowing his loads

 

[Deleted member 3962]

Pretty sure a gorilla could quite literally tear his head off

 

[Blackout.xl]

shut the fuck up, you little pussy

Mike Tyson would make you his bitch, you sissy low T gay faggot. a low inhib massive BBC like Mike Tyson would rape you and your family and behead you if he heard the things you say
View attachment 199497 you would shake in fear and apologise if he confronted you, you cuck
View attachment 199496

your mom, sister, every female would fuck him and cream their pussy for him too. he cucks you and mogs in every single way, faggot
View attachment 199494

^your filthy sister + mother watching him and wanting his bbc and wanting his cum to impregnate them, you cuck

I just wanna creampie that girl biting her lip

 

[Alexanderr]

Aren’t gorilla’s like 6 times stronger than humans?

 

[godsmistake]

not real

 

[Fr12]

 

[Deleted member 3701]

Very good thread and reply

you have caught my eye already

 

[Gengar]

Hold on. Which one is the gorilla?

racist piece of shit shitskin hindu dindu

kys

Aren’t gorilla’s like 6 times stronger than humans?

Although not as strong as a gorilla, an orangutan is about seven times stronger than a human.

 

[strong_silent_type]

racist piece of shit shitskin hindu dindu

kys

Although not as strong as a gorilla, an orangutan is about seven times stronger than a human.

chimpanzees are stronger too i heard

 

[Gengar]

chimpanzees are stronger too i heard

Indeed, chimpanzees have been shown to be about four times as strong as humans comparable in size

 

[strong_silent_type]

Indeed, chimpanzees have been shown to be about four times as strong as humans comparable in size

im shocked orang utans are stronger then humans to be honest

they seem like harmless stoners with down syndrome

 

[Gengar]

im shocked orang utans are stronger then humans to be honest

they seem like harmless stoners with down syndrome

legit, lmao just imagine how a gorilla would destroy somebody

 

[currymax]

Hold on. Which one is the gorilla?

literally my worst post ever and it has 10 positive reactions

 

[gymislife]

 

[Deleted member 2227]

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