BigJimsWornOutTires
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Ah, yes, as mentioned months ago in the thread below:
"Muh the Democrats bring in illegal aliens for Democratic votes reeeeeeeee" - are you really retarded? Seriously!
THE FOLLOWING IS MY SPECULATION AND SHOULD BE READ WITH CAUTION We're paying hundreds of millions of dollars to shelter migrants in hotels and condos. Do you really believe in those flaw-controlled educated heads of yours, they're paying a shitload of money for votes they can easily rig with...
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If you fail to show up for your physical examination and military induction after your name is selected, a warrant for your arrest will be issued. The military police will find you! Some of those fellers are hardcore, vicious, flesh-riping rainbow Marines. They will fuck your ass. If you're lucky, the feds or state police will capture you first. Fingers crossed, right?
This won't be your grandfather's Vietnam. So you can take any conscientious objector and shove it up your faggot ass! This will be World War Three: Apocalypse Edition, motherfuckers! They won't be playing with your cute little, soft, tender butts.
If you believe, like those retards on Pol and Reddit, "I'll just piss and shit myself," they'll place you in the Diaper Company. Ugh. You don't want to be in that company! Trust me. Those soldiers are pushed out of a plane over enemy territory with a box of Pampers each. Can you imagine the enemy capturing you and his eyes being distracted by the diaper you're wearing? Yikes. Not good.
If, by chance, you pussies manage to evade the arresting officers, and if the US military experiences a spike in casualties due to your unwillingness to fight, they will be forced to shut down power grids to the neighborhoods, towns, and cities with the highest number of no-shows. They'll go as far as taking out the cellular towers. Those people are stubborn. And smart! If you think they won't claim, "Ugh, those gaddam Chinese bastards and Russian demons pulled a sneaky Pete," thus the enemies are taking out our power grids and satellites, then you deserve to spend ten years in federal prison. But that's the thing, we might not have a nation by then. If they attack our country, every man and family will be for themselves. And believe me, there will be many angry correction officers in that prison looking at you as the reason for our invasion. Not good.
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