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Furosemide
It is a miracle.
Today I woke up at 3PM because I had sex with my stacylite girlfriend all night .
My face was bloated from all the Jäger-Bombs I drank last night.
I’m on a super strict and clean diet, but my girlfriend insisted on ordering pizza.
I ate a 1800kcal medium pizza. Can you imagine how bloated I was after that? Sodium bloat is brutal!
As I got home, I had to prepare for another night of clubbing (without my girlfriend this time).
How was I supposed to pull girls with my bloated face??
Furosemide.
Furosemide is a loop diuretic.
It inhibits the Na-K-Cl cotransporters in the Henle Loops inside your kidneys.
So, instead of absorbing the Sodium and Potassium within the fluids inside your tubes, the kidneys just pass the fluids as urine.
Your body then passes more fluids into your kidneys for the Na-K-Cl cotransporters to absorb and transmit Sodium and Potassium into the body, as their levels have decreased. But they can’t, as they’re inhibited.
The kidneys just pass the fluids again.
This process just repeats itself, and you piss out A LOT of water.
Within an hour I pissed 5 times. Super long pisses too.
Aaaand, my face was 100% debloated. I had hollow cheeks again. You couldn’t tell I was on a lean bulk.
I have tried multiple dosages.
40mg doesn’t do much, but the results are noticeable.
80mg will debloat a lot.
120mg will make you look starvemaxxed. This is ideal!
I took 120mg tonight and went from bloated subhuman to hollow-cheeked prettyboy.
I didn’t get with anyone in the club because none were worth the risk of my gf finding out. I’m not ruining my relationship with stacylite because of a makeupmaxxed htb slut .
All girls were eyeing me in the club again but I’m used to it now.
I also wore my 5cm lifts for the first time so I was on-par with the other UK zoomers.
I don’t believe there is much of a difference between 6’0 and 6’2. The amount of ioi I got was pretty similar.
I could get with any girl I wanted even without the lifts… i just feel more confident with them now.
Anyway.
You can now stop:
- Low-sodium
- High-potassium
- 3L of water per day
- Low refined carbs
- Low-starch
- Dandelion root
- Green tea
- Caffeine
- No alcohol
- etc.
HOWEVER, DON’T TAKE FUROSEMIDE TOO OFTEN.
BEWARE OF THE REBOUND EFFECT! It could fuck you up long term if you take furosemide too often. Try to limit to 2x a week.
FUROSEMIDE IS COPE IF YOU HAVE FACIAL FAT!!! LEANMAXX FIRST!!
How do I get Furosemide??
In most countries you need a prescription for furosemide (Lasix is furosemide btw).
So either you make a fake prescription like I did (in video game btw): https://looksmax.org/threads/how-being-low-inhib-ascends-me-debloat-talk.598966/
Or you just buy off of a steroid e-shop.
Furosemide costs £4 for 28x 40mg pills in pharmacy.
However, 28x 40mg pills will set you back at least £30 on steroid e-shops, considering most sites have a £20 shipping fee.
You also run the risk of getting scammed when buying from a steroid e-shop.
Just be low inhib and make a fake prescription.
Don’t ask for before/after pics.
Barber fucked me up yesterday and I don’t take pictures of myself when I’m bloated either .
Work smart.
Pneumo
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