MOGGER NEWS FOR MY UNEMPLOYED ASS!!!

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WOW! I can't even describe the euphoria I'm feeling rn boyos!!!
Happy So Excited GIF
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I talked with my surgeon, who I thought was a cuck and didn't want to give me mogger jaw and chin with Trimax...
I was COMPLETELY WRONG !!!
Oh My God Wow GIF
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He said he will give me Bimax with CCW Rotation, after 7-8 months IF I'm not satisfied with the projection... he will give me genio... and...

AND...
AND...

HE WANTS TO GIVE ME RHINO AND JAW IMPLANTS!!! ALL FREE OF CHARGE!!! ALL PAID BY THE NATIONAL COUNTRY INSURANCE!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!

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WOW! I can't even describe the euphoria I'm feeling rn boyos!!!
Happy So Excited GIF
Happy Jonah Hill GIF

I talked with my surgeon, who I thought was a cuck and didn't want to give me mogger jaw and chin with Trimax...
I was COMPLETELY WRONG !!!
Oh My God Wow GIF
Cat Wow GIF

He said he will give me Bimax with CCW Rotation, after 7-8 months IF I'm not satisfied with the projection... he will give me genio... and...

AND...
AND...

HE WANTS TO GIVE ME RHINO AND JAW IMPLANTS!!! ALL FREE OF CHARGE!!! ALL PAID BY THE NATIONAL COUNTRY INSURANCE!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!

Champions League Win GIF by Manchester United
Estoy Aqui Real Madrid GIF
Champions League Football GIF by UEFA
Damn which country are u livin in
 
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@Hernan @MyDreamIsToBe183CM @gribsufer1 someone get this guys surgeon name goddamn
 
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Mirin bhai
 
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WOW! I can't even describe the euphoria I'm feeling rn boyos!!!
Happy So Excited GIF
Happy Jonah Hill GIF

I talked with my surgeon, who I thought was a cuck and didn't want to give me mogger jaw and chin with Trimax...
I was COMPLETELY WRONG !!!
Oh My God Wow GIF
Cat Wow GIF

He said he will give me Bimax with CCW Rotation, after 7-8 months IF I'm not satisfied with the projection... he will give me genio... and...

AND...
AND...

HE WANTS TO GIVE ME RHINO AND JAW IMPLANTS!!! ALL FREE OF CHARGE!!! ALL PAID BY THE NATIONAL COUNTRY INSURANCE!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!

Champions League Win GIF by Manchester United
Estoy Aqui Real Madrid GIF
Champions League Football GIF by UEFA
HUH???
Where the FUCK do you live???
 
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WOW! I can't even describe the euphoria I'm feeling rn boyos!!!
Happy So Excited GIF
Happy Jonah Hill GIF

I talked with my surgeon, who I thought was a cuck and didn't want to give me mogger jaw and chin with Trimax...
I was COMPLETELY WRONG !!!
Oh My God Wow GIF
Cat Wow GIF

He said he will give me Bimax with CCW Rotation, after 7-8 months IF I'm not satisfied with the projection... he will give me genio... and...

AND...
AND...

HE WANTS TO GIVE ME RHINO AND JAW IMPLANTS!!! ALL FREE OF CHARGE!!! ALL PAID BY THE NATIONAL COUNTRY INSURANCE!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!

Champions League Win GIF by Manchester United
Estoy Aqui Real Madrid GIF
Champions League Football GIF by UEFA
actually mirin
 
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where the FUCK do you live tell me NOW. "national country insurance" makes me guess Norway or USA which is it???
 
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where the FUCK do you live tell me NOW. "national country insurance" makes me guess Norway or USA which is it???
What If I don't answer, ascend, then sell a mewing course on TikTok shop???
 
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Wow
A good thread
It can’t be..
 
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WOW! I can't even describe the euphoria I'm feeling rn boyos!!!
Happy So Excited GIF
Happy Jonah Hill GIF

I talked with my surgeon, who I thought was a cuck and didn't want to give me mogger jaw and chin with Trimax...
I was COMPLETELY WRONG !!!
Oh My God Wow GIF
Cat Wow GIF

He said he will give me Bimax with CCW Rotation, after 7-8 months IF I'm not satisfied with the projection... he will give me genio... and...

AND...
AND...

HE WANTS TO GIVE ME RHINO AND JAW IMPLANTS!!! ALL FREE OF CHARGE!!! ALL PAID BY THE NATIONAL COUNTRY INSURANCE!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!

Champions League Win GIF by Manchester United
Estoy Aqui Real Madrid GIF
Champions League Football GIF by UEFA
Mirin wish I could relate
 
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What If I don't answer, ascend, then sell a mewing course on TikTok shop???
Russia, Ukraine, White-Russia or one who borders them.
 
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WOW! I can't even describe the euphoria I'm feeling rn boyos!!!
Happy So Excited GIF
Happy Jonah Hill GIF

I talked with my surgeon, who I thought was a cuck and didn't want to give me mogger jaw and chin with Trimax...
I was COMPLETELY WRONG !!!
Oh My God Wow GIF
Cat Wow GIF

He said he will give me Bimax with CCW Rotation, after 7-8 months IF I'm not satisfied with the projection... he will give me genio... and...

AND...
AND...

HE WANTS TO GIVE ME RHINO AND JAW IMPLANTS!!! ALL FREE OF CHARGE!!! ALL PAID BY THE NATIONAL COUNTRY INSURANCE!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!

Champions League Win GIF by Manchester United
Estoy Aqui Real Madrid GIF
Champions League Football GIF by UEFA
how did you manage to get insurance pay for you if it's cosmetic?
 
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Good for u bro but sounds like a bad idea ngl, usually free stuff doesn't turn out good. I mean the surgery might not be up to your liking after even if the plans are good.

I'd still choose reputable surgeons in Italy ngl but yeah requires a lot of money, if I was given free I'd also take it anyways lol.

Gl bro
 
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