mom thinks i'm GAY (megarant)

[hax]

SUPER HIGH EFFORT, DNR = UGH​

it all started when i was in the car listening to "Good Looking - Suki Waterhouse".
i was rambling on how JORDAN BARRETT featured in the music video but she kept acting like i wasn't DIRECTLY talking to her.

Spoiler: note

appreciate the drawing, i spent time on this shit

"hey mom, JORDAN is in this MV."
"you know? JORDAN BARRETT?"
"hey mom are you listening??"
"mom this SUPERMODEL played in this song, isn't that crazy?"
"mom are you listening, JORDAN!! JORDAN BARRETT!"

---

it's only AFTER she hear the word "SUPERMODEL" that she actually woke the fuck up;
"ooh, supermodel you say... this JORDAN guy is probably not as good as the ones in my days. i remember me and the girls were thirsting over this ad, what was it again. OH YES, yes yes yes omg, i remember, ouuuuuu he was pretty... it was for ACQUA DI GIO!"

> NO FUCKING WAY BRO NO FUCKING WAY!! LIKE THE EMERGING AD?!

"omg my lord is he pretty... no i remember water dropplets over his tall muscular body, and his PIERCING blue eyes you could see even though the television was in black and white. this had the whole school DREAMING!!"

> ended up finding it while making this thread

yeah holy cope from someone who keeps attacking "square instagram jaw" models when i show it to them
can't believe she thinks this is an "average looking lower third" just rope atp, what am i then??

---

after that interraction, i got a little anoyed (as in borderline about to explode all of my veins) so i checked tiktok, delighted to see that one of my fav influencers used my audio.

"hey mom look at this guy! look, look, he used MY audio, that means he saw MY video and decided it was good enough for HIM to post it + he doesn't post often. THAT'S SO COOL!!"

this is when she just went all out on me:
"HAX, DO YOU LIKE BOYS BY ANY CHANCE?"

honest reaction ^

she went on: "idk, you seem to be spending all your days looking at male models, you spend all your weeks editing other men, you never talk about anything other than Men's Self-Improvement & Aesthetics, idk we kinda just figured it out with your dad you know..."


> THIS IS WHERE I HAD TO PULL THE LIE OF THE CENTURY TO FIX MY CASE AND CLEAR THE ALLEGATIONS FOREVER!

"mom shut up, i LITERALLY have a girlfriend, why would i need to tell you this, is it cause of the way i look?!"

all of a sudden she got SUPER EXCITED: "OMGOMG is this true?! why have you never told us? what's her name, what's her age, where does she live, can we see her? probably not right? ok i'm sorry i won't ask any questions."

SEEING THIS MUCH JOY IN HER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES MADE ME REALISE HOW MUCH OF A WALKING FAILURE I AM.
THIS IS WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE HER HAPPY?? THIS?!?? MIGHT AS WELL DIG MY OWN GRAVE WHILE WE'RE AT IT.

---

but yeah that's about it, my mom is super hypergamous and still thirsts over past male models she remembers from a 20 second black/white ad from decades ago and i now have to lie about having a gf wherever i go until i get exposed for being a proud volcel.

---

> @afroheadluke @valentine @Sceptical @inversions @imontheloose

 

[hax]

ngl this is an effort special so i'll go double the tags before 2026cels take this one down.
>@Psocho @truejamal @Shrek2OnDvD @kenibba @NinjaRG9

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

 

[niggaboy0321]

mirin the high effort

 

[Orion]

 

[أحمد]

I would think my son is gay too if he was in a forum viewing half naked men all day and call them "chads"

 

[Gobnull]

Nigga im not reading all this
U are literally gay

 

[hax]

I would think my son is gay too if he was in a forum viewing half naked men all day and call them "chads"

that's called being an elite looksmaxxer. normies shall not comprehend.

 

[valentine]

yeah holy cope from someone who keeps attacking "square instagram jaw" models when i show it to them
can't believe she thinks this is an "average looking lower third" just rope atp, what am i then??

oh my godddd

 

[imontheloose]

 

[hax]

oh my godddd

the fact that she's still making those weird inhales and expires in a romantical way just thinking about him WHILE being married pushed me to my limits istg.

and she dares tell me to model afterwards like just lol at her iq.

 

[hax]

View attachment 5204946

 

[Final Fantasy]

I would think my son is gay too if he was in a forum viewing half naked men all day and call them "chads"

its a lifestyle

 

[imontheloose]

View attachment 5204952

foots me tbh

 

[Frenulum]

SUPER HIGH EFFORT, DNR = UGH​

it all started when i was in the car listening to "Good Looking - Suki Waterhouse".
i was rambling on how JORDAN BARRETT featured in the music video but she kept acting like i wasn't DIRECTLY talking to her.

View attachment 5204773

Spoiler: note

appreciate the drawing, i spent time on this shit

"hey mom, JORDAN is in this MV."
"you know? JORDAN BARRETT?"
"hey mom are you listening??"
"mom this SUPERMODEL played in this song, isn't that crazy?"
"mom are you listening, JORDAN!! JORDAN BARRETT!"

---

it's only AFTER she hear the word "SUPERMODEL" that she actually woke the fuck up;
"ooh, supermodel you say... this JORDAN guy is probably not as good as the ones in my days. i remember me and the girls were thirsting over this ad, what was it again. OH YES, yes yes yes omg, i remember, ouuuuuu he was pretty... it was for ACQUA DI GIO!"

> NO FUCKING WAY BRO NO FUCKING WAY!! LIKE THE EMERGING AD?!
View attachment 5204824

"omg my lord is he pretty... no i remember water dropplets over his tall muscular body, and his PIERCING blue eyes you could see even though the television was in black and white. this had the whole school DREAMING!!"

> ended up finding it while making this thread
View attachment 5204840


View attachment 5204844 View attachment 5204854
yeah holy cope from someone who keeps attacking "square instagram jaw" models when i show it to them
can't believe she thinks this is an "average looking lower third" just rope atp, what am i then??

---

after that interraction, i got a little anoyed (as in borderline about to explode all of my veins) so i checked tiktok, delighted to see that one of my fav influencers used my audio.

"hey mom look at this guy! look, look, he used MY audio, that means he saw MY video and decided it was good enough for HIM to post it + he doesn't post often. THAT'S SO COOL!!"

this is when she just went all out on me:
"HAX, DO YOU LIKE BOYS BY ANY CHANCE?"
View attachment 5204871
honest reaction ^

she went on: "idk, you seem to be spending all your days looking at male models, you spend all your weeks editing other men, you never talk about anything other than Men's Self-Improvement & Aesthetics, idk we kinda just figured it out with your dad you know..."


> THIS IS WHERE I HAD TO PULL THE LIE OF THE CENTURY TO FIX MY CASE AND CLEAR THE ALLEGATIONS FOREVER!

"mom shut up, i LITERALLY have a girlfriend, why would i need to tell you this, is it cause of the way i look?!"

all of a sudden she got SUPER EXCITED: "OMGOMG is this true?! why have you never told us? what's her name, what's her age, where does she live, can we see her? probably not right? ok i'm sorry i won't ask any questions."

SEEING THIS MUCH JOY IN HER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES MADE ME REALISE HOW MUCH OF A WALKING FAILURE I AM.
THIS IS WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE HER HAPPY?? THIS?!?? MIGHT AS WELL DIG MY OWN GRAVE WHILE WE'RE AT IT.

---

but yeah that's about it, my mom is super hypergamous and still thirsts over past male models she remembers from a 20 second black/white ad from decades ago and i now have to lie about having a gf wherever i go until i get exposed for being a proud volcel.

---

> @afroheadluke @valentine @Sceptical @inversions @imontheloose

Tell her about your org threads too since you are already at it faggot

 

[trvechud]

SUPER HIGH EFFORT, DNR = UGH​

it all started when i was in the car listening to "Good Looking - Suki Waterhouse".
i was rambling on how JORDAN BARRETT featured in the music video but she kept acting like i wasn't DIRECTLY talking to her.

View attachment 5204773

Spoiler: note

appreciate the drawing, i spent time on this shit

"hey mom, JORDAN is in this MV."
"you know? JORDAN BARRETT?"
"hey mom are you listening??"
"mom this SUPERMODEL played in this song, isn't that crazy?"
"mom are you listening, JORDAN!! JORDAN BARRETT!"

---

it's only AFTER she hear the word "SUPERMODEL" that she actually woke the fuck up;
"ooh, supermodel you say... this JORDAN guy is probably not as good as the ones in my days. i remember me and the girls were thirsting over this ad, what was it again. OH YES, yes yes yes omg, i remember, ouuuuuu he was pretty... it was for ACQUA DI GIO!"

> NO FUCKING WAY BRO NO FUCKING WAY!! LIKE THE EMERGING AD?!
View attachment 5204824

"omg my lord is he pretty... no i remember water dropplets over his tall muscular body, and his PIERCING blue eyes you could see even though the television was in black and white. this had the whole school DREAMING!!"

> ended up finding it while making this thread
View attachment 5204840


View attachment 5204844 View attachment 5204854
yeah holy cope from someone who keeps attacking "square instagram jaw" models when i show it to them
can't believe she thinks this is an "average looking lower third" just rope atp, what am i then??

---

after that interraction, i got a little anoyed (as in borderline about to explode all of my veins) so i checked tiktok, delighted to see that one of my fav influencers used my audio.

"hey mom look at this guy! look, look, he used MY audio, that means he saw MY video and decided it was good enough for HIM to post it + he doesn't post often. THAT'S SO COOL!!"

this is when she just went all out on me:
"HAX, DO YOU LIKE BOYS BY ANY CHANCE?"
View attachment 5204871
honest reaction ^

she went on: "idk, you seem to be spending all your days looking at male models, you spend all your weeks editing other men, you never talk about anything other than Men's Self-Improvement & Aesthetics, idk we kinda just figured it out with your dad you know..."


> THIS IS WHERE I HAD TO PULL THE LIE OF THE CENTURY TO FIX MY CASE AND CLEAR THE ALLEGATIONS FOREVER!

"mom shut up, i LITERALLY have a girlfriend, why would i need to tell you this, is it cause of the way i look?!"

all of a sudden she got SUPER EXCITED: "OMGOMG is this true?! why have you never told us? what's her name, what's her age, where does she live, can we see her? probably not right? ok i'm sorry i won't ask any questions."

SEEING THIS MUCH JOY IN HER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES MADE ME REALISE HOW MUCH OF A WALKING FAILURE I AM.
THIS IS WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE HER HAPPY?? THIS?!?? MIGHT AS WELL DIG MY OWN GRAVE WHILE WE'RE AT IT.

---

but yeah that's about it, my mom is super hypergamous and still thirsts over past male models she remembers from a 20 second black/white ad from decades ago and i now have to lie about having a gf wherever i go until i get exposed for being a proud volcel.

---

> @afroheadluke @valentine @Sceptical @inversions @imontheloose

Finna accelerate foids into oblivion

 

[valentine]

the fact that she's still making those weird inhales and expires in a romantical way just thinking about him WHILE being married pushed me to my limits istg.

and she dares tell me to model afterwards like just lol at her iq.

all foids are like this

 

[_oldenburg]

2-3 years dagestan required, maybe 5 years afghanistan

 

[afroheadluke]

"mom shut up, i LITERALLY have a girlfriend, why would i need to tell you this, is it cause of the way i look?!"

all of a sudden she got SUPER EXCITED: "OMGOMG is this true?! why have you never told us? what's her name, what's her age, where does she live, can we see her? probably not right? ok i'm sorry i won't ask any questions."

 

[Psocho]

>@Psocho

brootal second choice

thread had me laughing
but WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND talks about all the looks sphere with their relatives. Guaranteed ticket to look a bigger looser.

and yes I don’t know why moms are so obsessed with us getting gfs, she kepts telling when will I get one

 

[hax]

brootal second choice

i put all the tags down and split it two if that makes you feel better

thread had me laughing
but WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND talks about all the looks sphere with their relatives. Guaranteed ticket to look a bigger looser.

she shall feel my WR4TH for her hypergamy

 

[Aether_]

SUPER HIGH EFFORT, DNR = UGH​

it all started when i was in the car listening to "Good Looking - Suki Waterhouse".
i was rambling on how JORDAN BARRETT featured in the music video but she kept acting like i wasn't DIRECTLY talking to her.

View attachment 5204773

Spoiler: note

appreciate the drawing, i spent time on this shit

"hey mom, JORDAN is in this MV."
"you know? JORDAN BARRETT?"
"hey mom are you listening??"
"mom this SUPERMODEL played in this song, isn't that crazy?"
"mom are you listening, JORDAN!! JORDAN BARRETT!"

---

it's only AFTER she hear the word "SUPERMODEL" that she actually woke the fuck up;
"ooh, supermodel you say... this JORDAN guy is probably not as good as the ones in my days. i remember me and the girls were thirsting over this ad, what was it again. OH YES, yes yes yes omg, i remember, ouuuuuu he was pretty... it was for ACQUA DI GIO!"

> NO FUCKING WAY BRO NO FUCKING WAY!! LIKE THE EMERGING AD?!
View attachment 5204824

"omg my lord is he pretty... no i remember water dropplets over his tall muscular body, and his PIERCING blue eyes you could see even though the television was in black and white. this had the whole school DREAMING!!"

> ended up finding it while making this thread
View attachment 5204840


View attachment 5204844 View attachment 5204854
yeah holy cope from someone who keeps attacking "square instagram jaw" models when i show it to them
can't believe she thinks this is an "average looking lower third" just rope atp, what am i then??

---

after that interraction, i got a little anoyed (as in borderline about to explode all of my veins) so i checked tiktok, delighted to see that one of my fav influencers used my audio.

"hey mom look at this guy! look, look, he used MY audio, that means he saw MY video and decided it was good enough for HIM to post it + he doesn't post often. THAT'S SO COOL!!"

this is when she just went all out on me:
"HAX, DO YOU LIKE BOYS BY ANY CHANCE?"
View attachment 5204871
honest reaction ^

she went on: "idk, you seem to be spending all your days looking at male models, you spend all your weeks editing other men, you never talk about anything other than Men's Self-Improvement & Aesthetics, idk we kinda just figured it out with your dad you know..."


> THIS IS WHERE I HAD TO PULL THE LIE OF THE CENTURY TO FIX MY CASE AND CLEAR THE ALLEGATIONS FOREVER!

"mom shut up, i LITERALLY have a girlfriend, why would i need to tell you this, is it cause of the way i look?!"

all of a sudden she got SUPER EXCITED: "OMGOMG is this true?! why have you never told us? what's her name, what's her age, where does she live, can we see her? probably not right? ok i'm sorry i won't ask any questions."

SEEING THIS MUCH JOY IN HER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES MADE ME REALISE HOW MUCH OF A WALKING FAILURE I AM.
THIS IS WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE HER HAPPY?? THIS?!?? MIGHT AS WELL DIG MY OWN GRAVE WHILE WE'RE AT IT.

---

but yeah that's about it, my mom is super hypergamous and still thirsts over past male models she remembers from a 20 second black/white ad from decades ago and i now have to lie about having a gf wherever i go until i get exposed for being a proud volcel.

---

> @afroheadluke @valentine @Sceptical @inversions @imontheloose

Ultra high effort for a thread like this but i really enjoyed reading it Btw just tell your mom you broke up with her right before she finds out

 

[astatin]

volcel

Cope

 

[hax]

Cope

i have girls asking me out

i just told them i'm gay so they don't bother me, it's better than rejection cause i get to keep them as a connection

i could get numerous gfs tomorrow if i wanted to (and if i was magically low inhib)

 

[astatin]

i have girls asking me out

i just told them i'm gay so they don't bother me, it's better than rejection cause i get to keep them as a connection

i could get numerous gfs tomorrow if i wanted to (and if i was magically low inhib)

Then why not?

Why don't you get a gf, hax?

There's no point to be a volcel and tell them you're gay

What will they think when you end up getting a gf

 

[hax]

Then why not?

Why don't you get a gf, hax?

There's no point to be a volcel and tell them you're gay

What will they think when you end up getting a gf

for PSL D3M0NZ like me, an XX partner is the least of our worries.

as the fallen angel of looksmax.org, i shall rule the looksmaxxing space until i obtain the purest form of beauty.

a beauty so pure it shall give a taste to relationships again.

 

[truejamal]

after her bringing up the acqua di gio commercial i would have grabbed the steering wheel and crashed the car ur a better man than me

 

[hax]

after her bringing up the acqua di gio commercial i would have grabbed the steering wheel and crashed the car ur a better man than me

stood and endured the pain

 

[Sceptical]

for PSL D3M0NZ like me, an XX partner is the least of our worries.

as the fallen angel of looksmax.org, i shall rule the looksmaxxing space until i obtain the purest form of beauty.

a beauty so pure it shall give a taste to relationships again.

 

[hax]

THIS IS MY CURSE ​