BigJimsWornOutTires
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Recently, while visiting the trailer park sluts' department store Walmart, I noticed Monster Energy Drink is now selling Monster Beer. Monster beer, you say?
Or Selzer or whatever the fuck they call the alcoholic promotional drink. But a thought ejaculated all over my brain -- Monster Bars.
Think about it. In the tradition of Hooters, but Monster! A sports bar, indeed. And the girls, well, we all know women that drink Monsters are sluts so therefore, slutty barmaids and entertainers. Like Jagermeister girls! I remember them when I barbacked many moons ago. So they would give out sample shots and promotional shit like shirts and underwear to women. And yeah, they wore their job as I would learn later that night in the backseat of my Honda with Rainy, the redhead Jagertress. Smh.
Monster Bars would work! Forget Planet Hollywood with its fancy overdone celebrity gloat, make these bars SHITHOLES! Dives. Deliberate shithole architect design.
And the Monster girls, every night, have wet t-shirt contests. Ah, yes, eat your heart out Hooters.
This was a followup to:
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Or Selzer or whatever the fuck they call the alcoholic promotional drink. But a thought ejaculated all over my brain -- Monster Bars.
Think about it. In the tradition of Hooters, but Monster! A sports bar, indeed. And the girls, well, we all know women that drink Monsters are sluts so therefore, slutty barmaids and entertainers. Like Jagermeister girls! I remember them when I barbacked many moons ago. So they would give out sample shots and promotional shit like shirts and underwear to women. And yeah, they wore their job as I would learn later that night in the backseat of my Honda with Rainy, the redhead Jagertress. Smh.
Monster Bars would work! Forget Planet Hollywood with its fancy overdone celebrity gloat, make these bars SHITHOLES! Dives. Deliberate shithole architect design.
And the Monster girls, every night, have wet t-shirt contests. Ah, yes, eat your heart out Hooters.
This was a followup to:
I'm fucking done! Not doing this shit anymore! I'M FUCKING DONE!!
I'm done with Downy. It continues to fail to keep the clothes fresh and soft as they advertise. I feel robbed -- cheated -- I feel like taking my clothes off and streaking in front of their factory while screaming, "Here! Take my gaddam fucking clothes too you lying manipulating corporation...
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