Morning Shitmaxxing - How to Feel Like a GOD throughout the Day

[ActualMax]

Have you ever taken a shit and felt like you could sprint through walls after?

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The goal is to take a shit every morning to start the day

1. Wake up early-ish before school, work, rotting, etc.

2. Drink warm water to rehydrate and get your digestive tract running

3. Drink black coffee (huge for shitmaxxing)

4. Eat a fiber-rich breakfast to make you more likely to shit

5. Take a little walk

6. Take magnesium

7. Stay hydrated throughout the day

8. Eat decently big meals

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If you do all this and sit down to take a shit at the same time each morning, you will likely shit, and therefore feel like a GOD.

My bro got me on this and it has changed my life

Good luck, and stay shitmaxxing

 

[Pay]

then edge the poop from your poop shute whilst gooning to reach optimal euphoria, it aint gay cuz its poop from your body
thank me later.

 

[xzx_]

then edge the poop from your poop shute whilst gooning to reach optimal euphoria, it aint gay cuz its poop from your body
thank me later.

thx for the advice

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Have you ever taken a shit and felt like you could sprint through walls after?

---

The goal is to take a shit every morning to start the day

1. Wake up early-ish before school, work, rotting, etc.

2. Drink warm water to rehydrate and get your digestive tract running

3. Drink black coffee (huge for shitmaxxing)

4. Eat a fiber-rich breakfast to make you more likely to shit

5. Take a little walk

6. Take magnesium

7. Stay hydrated throughout the day

8. Eat decently big meals

---

If you do all this and sit down to take a shit at the same time each morning, you will likely shit, and therefore feel like a GOD.

My bro got me on this and it has changed my life

Good luck, and stay shitmaxxing

These are the high quality posts the forum needed

 

[Pay]

thx for the advice

For added power, you should imagine it being a bbc from a futa.

 

[xzx_]

For added power, you should imagine it being a bbc from a futa.

but i dont like black women

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

then edge the poop from your poop shute whilst gooning to reach optimal euphoria, it aint gay cuz its poop from your body
thank me later.

 

[Pay]

but i dont like black women

Then eat pistachio icecream (unironic btw)
to get green poop and imagine it being an ogre/goblin princess with a green strap on

 

[Deleted member 151683]

Have you ever taken a shit and felt like you could sprint through walls after?

---

The goal is to take a shit every morning to start the day

1. Wake up early-ish before school, work, rotting, etc.

2. Drink warm water to rehydrate and get your digestive tract running

3. Drink black coffee (huge for shitmaxxing)

4. Eat a fiber-rich breakfast to make you more likely to shit

5. Take a little walk

6. Take magnesium

7. Stay hydrated throughout the day

8. Eat decently big meals

---

If you do all this and sit down to take a shit at the same time each morning, you will likely shit, and therefore feel like a GOD.

My bro got me on this and it has changed my life

Good luck, and stay shitmaxxing

already a natural morning shitter

 

[SAQUIB66]

Have you ever taken a shit and felt like you could sprint through walls after?

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The goal is to take a shit every morning to start the day

1. Wake up early-ish before school, work, rotting, etc.

2. Drink warm water to rehydrate and get your digestive tract running

3. Drink black coffee (huge for shitmaxxing)

4. Eat a fiber-rich breakfast to make you more likely to shit

5. Take a little walk

6. Take magnesium

7. Stay hydrated throughout the day

8. Eat decently big meals

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If you do all this and sit down to take a shit at the same time each morning, you will likely shit, and therefore feel like a GOD.

My bro got me on this and it has changed my life

Good luck, and stay shitmaxxing

This is actually a S tier looksmaxxing advice. A clear gut promotes healthy and clear skin.
You feel great,look great and become great.