Most Embarrassing Shit you've done? I'll start

[Deleted member 135099]

Retracted my foreskin the first time by accident when I was 9/10 years old. Had my mom drive me to the hospital. I thought my shit was broken. Then i pulled my dick out to some Asian male Doctor and he pulled it back over

Thinking about it makes me wanna rope

I blame my piece of shit father for this. These are things a young boy should be taught by his father. I shouldn't have had to embarrass myself like that

 

[pale]

walked around with massive cumstains on my hoodie and didnt realize until evening

non of my female coworkers said anything

 

[habeebullah]

My mom caught me looking at Naruto hentai when I was 12

 

[Deleted member 135099]

walked around with massive cumstains on my hoodie and didnt realize until evening

non of my female coworkers said anything

I used to drool a lot in my sleep. and I move around in my sleep a lot. So there was often a lot of drool stains in my bed sheets. I had my female cousins over and she saw my bedsheets and said "Ewwww what's that "

I think she thought I was like some serial coomer with cum all over my bed sheets

 

[Deleted member 135099]

My mom caught me looking at Naruto hentai when I was 12

was u fapping

 

[habeebullah]

walked around with massive cumstains on my hoodie and didnt realize until evening

non of my female coworkers said anything

Dude how do they even get there did you take cumshots or something jfl

 

[habeebullah]

was u fapping

Nah. I was showing my mom something on google, and then I accidentally pressed the private tab and all the windows of naruto hentai I was hiding was revealed

 

[Deleted member 135099]

Nah. I was showing my mom something on google, and then I accidentally pressed the private tab and all the windows of naruto hentai I was hiding was revealed

Rookie move.

I remember being in the school library once. My school had like 11-18 year olds. I was 18 at the time and the 11 year olds had a class going on in the library. I took my Laptop out my bag and opened it and the porn from the night before was on the screen. I closed it incredibly fast. But I think my life would've been over if anybody saw it or it started playing

I would've been known as the dude that showed porn to little kids. Life over

 

[Clav's Baseball Cup]

fucked my pillow for the 476th time

 

[habeebullah]

Rookie move.

I remember being in the school library once. My school had like 11-18 year olds. I was 18 at the time and the 11 year olds had a class going on in the library. I took my Laptop out my bag and opened it and the porn from the night before was on the screen. I closed it incredibly fast. But I think my life would've been over if anybody saw it or it started playing

I would've been known as the dude that showed porn to little kids. Life over

Oh hell Nahh

I was still a baby so I have an excuse. You on the other hand...