"muh I have big dick"

[emeraldglass]

So basically you were just teasing me hard and the local imam is going to yell at me for fapping to sexy pigs.

Yes, hahaahahah

 

[Michael Myers]

Yes, hahaahahah

You are as mean, evil and cruel as my oneitis.

 

[emeraldglass]

You are as mean, evil and cruel as my oneitis.

 

[Michael Myers]

Not sure if that’s a man or a woman. Look, painted fingernailS.

 

[emeraldglass]

Not sure if that’s a man or a woman. Look, painted fingernailS.

You really have eye for details. He is a guy but his fingers are indeed painted, so a woman from the inside. bahhhhh

 

[Michael Myers]

You really have eye for details. He is a guy but his fingers are indeed painted, so a woman from the inside. bahhhhh

You know I got an answer for everything.

 

[emeraldglass]

You know I got an answer for everything.

You are a hidden politician.

 

[Michael Myers]

You are a hidden politician.

Maybe that’s why I got a Jew nose now.

 

[emeraldglass]

Maybe that’s why I got a Jew nose now.

 

[Michael Myers]

Who is that guy? Looks like Frans Bauer.

 

[emeraldglass]

Who is that guy? Looks like Frans Bauer.

Who is George Santos and why is he in trouble?

The New York lawmaker is facing a slew of criminal charges and possible expulsion from the House.

www.bbc.com

 

[Michael Myers]

Who is George Santos and why is he in trouble?

The New York lawmaker is facing a slew of criminal charges and possible expulsion from the House.

www.bbc.com

(((santos)))

 

[emeraldglass]

(((santos)))

 

[Michael Myers]

In my case in red “me with my fantasies” and in blue “my real life.” ):

 

[emeraldglass]

In my case in red “me with my fantasies” and in blue “my real life.” ):

Blue: i am good looking with superior rizz
Red: It is over

Correction bhai

 

[Michael Myers]

Red: i am good looking with superior rizz (cope)
Blue: It is over (reality)

Correction bhai

Fixed bhai.

 

[emeraldglass]

Fixed bhai.

I swear you should join this group

 

[Michael Myers]

I swear you should join this group

Just destroy your entire social rep theory.

 

[emeraldglass]

Just destroy your entire social rep theory.

We hijacked this thread bhai.

 

[Deleted member 25119]

a reminder there was a girl that said she would pay 10k to 30 000$ if anyone posted non BP 9 inches dick on a dick forum

nobody claimed the reward

"2% of population are 9 inch"
actually 0.001% are 8 inches, the biggest pornstars are 7.5 to 7.75 girth/lengthfrauding, i tihnk theres only one pornstar that is really 8 inch forgot his name

stop worrying about dick u incels and worry about face

Idk if 8 inches is 0.001%

I think 8 inches is like the top 10%

0.001% is like 14

 

[Michael Myers]

We hijacked this thread bhai.

Thanks to your big dick energy and my above average energy.

 

[alriodai]

Idk if 8 inches is 0.001%

I think 8 inches is like the top 10%

0.001% is like 14

there is no 14 inch dick in the world
8 inches isn't top 10%

literally the biggest pornstar in the world isn't 8 inches lol

 

[Deleted member 25119]

Why is this a 4 pages thread about dicks

 

[Ronnie]

nah it was called LPSG

big dick problems subreddit is full of tales like this one

omg I just joined on there and it feels like a bunch of people cosplaying. Big dicks are extremely rare and not even found in the English speaking world. The biggest dicks are found in Ecuador (Spanish speaking).