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So the story goes, the Muslims win the battle at Khaibar. Mo and his niggas murder a bunch of Jews. They happen to murder the entire family of a jew foid. This jew foid offers to feed them after the battle and they agree (after they murdered her whole family, jfl room temperature IQ, retardation level: EXTREME)
She makes food for them and they start eating it, mo takes a bite but a bone tells him the food is poisoned (talking bones jfl)
When the apostle had rested, Zaynab d. al-Harith, the wife of Sallam b. Mishkam prepared for him a roast lamb, having first inquired what joint he preferred. When she learned that it was the shoulder she put a lot of poison in it and poisoned the whole lamb. Then she brought it in and placed it before him. He took hold of the shoulder and chewed a morsel of it, but he did not swallow it. Bishr b. al-Bara b. Ma’rur who was with him took some of it as the apostle had done, but he swallowed it, while the apostle spat it out, saying, ‘This bone tells me that it is poisoned.’"
The poison doesn't kill mo immediately, but it does pernament damages. After some time he says the following:
Narrated `Aisha:
The Prophet (ﷺ) in his ailment in which he died, used to say, "O `Aisha! I still feel the pain caused by the food I ate at Khaibar, and at this time, I feel as if my aorta is being cut from that poison."
He died from problems with his aorta. He could feel it being cut. Here's where it gets interesting. In the quran allah says this:
Had the Messenger made up something in Our Name,
We would have certainly seized him by his right hand,
then severed his aorta
Nigga died exactly the way a false prophet would die
LMFAOOOOOO
Mo is a false prophet confirmed
Glory be to Jesus
She makes food for them and they start eating it, mo takes a bite but a bone tells him the food is poisoned (talking bones jfl)
When the apostle had rested, Zaynab d. al-Harith, the wife of Sallam b. Mishkam prepared for him a roast lamb, having first inquired what joint he preferred. When she learned that it was the shoulder she put a lot of poison in it and poisoned the whole lamb. Then she brought it in and placed it before him. He took hold of the shoulder and chewed a morsel of it, but he did not swallow it. Bishr b. al-Bara b. Ma’rur who was with him took some of it as the apostle had done, but he swallowed it, while the apostle spat it out, saying, ‘This bone tells me that it is poisoned.’"
The poison doesn't kill mo immediately, but it does pernament damages. After some time he says the following:
Narrated `Aisha:
The Prophet (ﷺ) in his ailment in which he died, used to say, "O `Aisha! I still feel the pain caused by the food I ate at Khaibar, and at this time, I feel as if my aorta is being cut from that poison."
He died from problems with his aorta. He could feel it being cut. Here's where it gets interesting. In the quran allah says this:
Had the Messenger made up something in Our Name,
We would have certainly seized him by his right hand,
then severed his aorta
Nigga died exactly the way a false prophet would die
LMFAOOOOOO
Mo is a false prophet confirmed
Glory be to Jesus