Mum caught me naked in front of my bedroom mirror checking my body and balls for cancerous lumps. She thinks I'm "degrading".

[Xangsane]

Her first response when she barged into my room checking my balls in front of the mirror was "will he call an ambulance three times today?"

She's asking me why do I check my body twice a day for cancerous lumps and said if I don't stop this I'm gonna be mentally ill.

I check my body regularly to see if I have lymphoma or testicular cancer lumps since it can occur in the under 45s.

I take pictures of my poo every time I go for a dump.

I don't have any lumps.

 

[lunin7]

You don’t have a lock on your door?

 

[BrahminBoss]

I don’t even clean my cheese and this Niga checking for lumps everyday

 

[Xangsane]

You don’t have a lock on your door?

We don't like door locks unless it's the front or back door.

 

[Xangsane]

I don’t even clean my cheese and this Niga checking for lumps everyday

I am scared I might get cancer at a young age.

 

[BrahminBoss]

I am scared I might get cancer at a young age.

Why? Just die chilling.

 

[Xangsane]

Why? Just die chilling.

I'm only 25.

 

[Bashan]

That happened.

 

[Xangsane]

That happened.

How often do you check your body for cancer?

 

[Bashan]

How often do you check your body for cancer?

MRI every 2 weeks and 9 self check ups a day.

 

[Brus Wane]

Why is your nut check process so complex?
Just check it in the shower or when u take a shit

 

[Xangsane]

Why is your nut check process so complex?
Just check it in the shower or when u take a shit

I check my entire body for lymphoma as well.
I also do a quick shower check, but a longer check in front of the mirror.

 

[Growth Plate]

 

[dimorphism]

I take pictures of my poo every time I go for a dump.

Xangsane​

Autistic knockoff of Cameron Porras​

JoinedJun 11, 2021Posts59,666Reputation56,019

 

[yougottadowhatyougot]

you're not checking frequently enough

you could develop a cancerous lump within the next 60 minutes and not even know about it until you do another checkup 12 hours from now

 

[MaxillaMaxing]

Some users here are not fully functional humans

 

[Prettyboy]

 

[chaddyboi66]

I don’t even clean my cheese and this Niga checking for lumps everyday

It doesn't hurt checking every week or so in the shower tbh as the risk increases as you age, and 25 is when you've finished reaching your peak so it's only downhill from there tbh


then again if you were really concerned about this stuff you'd throw out any plastics in your immediate environment, be wearing some kind of protective silver shirt every time you go outside [assuming you haven't already shielded your home], live far outside from any cities, and acquire any products you consume from natural sources [food, water, soap, etc]

 

[BrahminBoss]

It doesn't hurt checking every week or so in the shower tbh as the risk increases as you age, and 25 is when you've finished reaching your peak so it's only downhill from there tbh


then again if you were really concerned about this stuff you'd throw out any plastics in your immediate environment, be wearing some kind of protective silver shirt every time you go outside [assuming you haven't already shielded your home], live far outside from any cities, and acquire any products you consume from natural sources [food, water, soap, etc]

22-30 is prime bro he has no worries until he gets to 30 unless hes on oxicdrugs.

 

[Xangsane]

22-30 is prime bro he has no worries until he gets to 30 unless hes on oxicdrugs.

Cancer can still strike those who don't drink, smoke or take drugs too.

 

[Xangsane]

No thanks

 

[LookmaxBlau]

just a fucking shock face......

that's what i have when i read this post for the first time

good that you check for cancer i guess

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

are you not though

 

[Xangsane]

It doesn't hurt checking every week or so in the shower tbh as the risk increases as you age, and 25 is when you've finished reaching your peak so it's only downhill from there tbh


then again if you were really concerned about this stuff you'd throw out any plastics in your immediate environment, be wearing some kind of protective silver shirt every time you go outside [assuming you haven't already shielded your home], live far outside from any cities, and acquire any products you consume from natural sources [food, water, soap, etc]

I live in a small town but the nearest city is about half an hour away.

I wish I lived on a farm.

 

[Xangsane]

just a fucking shock face......

that's what i have when i read this post for the first time

good that you check for cancer i guess

I don't have lumps on my body but I do fear I could get cancer young.

 

[Gonthar]

I think many mothers bumped announced into their sons' rooms, secretly wishing they would find them naked or jerking off...

 

[Xangsane]

0

 

[Xangsane]

Zero.

 

[House Lannister]

Nigga bumping this shit

 

[Xangsane]

Nigga bumping this shit

How could I stop feeling my body and balls for imaginary lumps?

 

[buckchadley31]

I think many mothers bumped announced into their sons' rooms, secretly wishing they would find them naked or jerking off...

You only post the most weird nasty shit ever ewwww

 

[Xangsane]

You only post the most weird nasty shit ever ewwww

How could I stop feeling my body and balls for imaginary lumps?

 

[buckchadley31]

100% serious go to a psychiatrist ur so autistic

 

[Xangsane]

100% serious go to a psychiatrist ur so autistic

Why?

 

[Xangsane]

0

 

[Sexually Disabled]

Hmm we have a curious experimenter on this forum... how interesting.

 

[Bojack]

Lol fag you should just cut off your nuts and call it a day

 

[Michael Myers]

Her first response when she barged into my room checking my balls in front of the mirror was "will he call an ambulance three times today?"

She's asking me why do I check my body twice a day for cancerous lumps and said if I don't stop this I'm gonna be mentally ill.

I check my body regularly to see if I have lymphoma or testicular cancer lumps since it can occur in the under 45s.

I take pictures of my poo every time I go for a dump.

I don't have any lumps.

Post them or LARP.

 

[hirochan]

stop this schizo behavior, there is no point in checking for your health if you aren't rich or chad.

 

[Xangsane]

stop this schizo behavior, there is no point in checking for your health if you aren't rich or chad.

I don't want to die