my 7.6 x 5.7 looks small to me

[AustrianMogger]

no, cause i dont lie about my measurements, i just have body dismorphia.

i have 5 bodycount and out of 5, 4 said i was the biggest they ever had, the other im guessing i wasnt. their body counts combined are like 60+ so it aligns with statistics i guess.
their reactions were quite diverse.
1st didnt pay attention first time but them said it was so big and shiet when we did it again sober
2nd i was cuddling in bed 2nd date, she was trying to test me like "we are not having sex today blabla", them i said i had a huge dick and she wanted to see, when i whipped it out she was like "holy shit" and got all horny and i clapped
3rd just said wow its big and that was it
4th got up from the sofa, made a disbelief face and said "no way thats going in, W-T-F".
5th was kind disappointing reaction cause i hyped it up way too much and when i showed her she was like "ok its big". them i found out her ex also had a BD, but not as big as mine but like 1cm less only, and she had only 2 bodycount so she wasnt that impressed she will be once she turns into a whore

 

[EliteMewing]

Whatever keeps your mind above water you delusional idiot

i should spam your inbox with videos of me fucking but that might be too brutal for you and i dont want anyone roping because of me

 

[lurking truecel]

i should spam your inbox with videos of me fucking but that might be too brutal for you and i dont want anyone roping because of me

I mean I can send you how you properly measure

 

[EliteMewing]

I mean I can send you how you properly measure

i know how to properly measure .
my tryharded gigafrauded side measure: 21cm
normal side measure: 20cm
BP stabing myself: 19.4-19.5cm
NBP from above non frauded: 18cm
soft size 16cm

 

[lurking truecel]

i know how to properly measure .
my tryharded gigafrauded side measure: 21cm
normal side measure: 20cm
BP stabing myself: 19.4-19.5cm
NBP from above non frauded: 18cm
soft size 16cm

Your dick is 17 cm maximum

 

[14vic]

Keep coping. I'm gorgeous and very large

ok, im gonna take another picture later comparing it NBP to BP to side measure...

@asdvek im the only guy who posted my dick measured and look at the level of this coping nigger. my dick that got a 20cm side measure and i claim 18cm NBP (nothing out of this world)... and this nigga is saying my NBP is 4cm below my side measure that i didnt even tryhard with a huge space between the base of the ruler and my body

Spoiler: nsfw dick

View attachment 3383342

State of the fucking forum
"No homosexuality allowed"

 

[cryptt]

Show

 

[EliteMewing]

Your dick is 17 cm maximum

actually its 16cm bro i was lying

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[EliteMewing]

Show

actually its 16cm bro i was lying

Spoiler: nsfw

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[EliteMewing]

actually its 16cm bro i was lying

Spoiler: nsfw

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btw thats how your dick looks besides mine mirin?

 

[lurking truecel]

btw thats how your dick looks besides mine mirin?

Yes if my dick was under yours, side by side it would be just slightly smaller

 

[EliteMewing]

Yes if my dick was under yours, side by side it would be just slightly smaller

.org users logic 404
3cm depth equals 4cm changes in perspective omg i dont know why i still browse this shithole

 

[lurking truecel]

.org users logic 404
3cm depth equals 4cm changes in perspective omg i dont know why i still browse this shithole

You are frauding with angles and depth, even with the frauded view and everything and your lines it still 19 so 2 cm fraud and you are at 17, your true measurment

 

[aussiecel]

Spoiler: my actual peanits, dont open

Spoiler: fr bro ur going to see my big peanits

Spoiler: are u gae brah? ok sure here it is

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Measuring from the ball sack in the big 24

 

[lurking truecel]

Measuring from the ball sack in the big 24

It's 17 max none frauded

 

[EliteMewing]

It's 17 max none frauded

wether im 17 or not (im not) wouldnt matter, ive seen dozens of dicks IRL and not a single one of them was bigger them mine. if i were to be 17, them the average size reported is even lower them the studies, and i would still be mogging.

 

[EliteMewing]

Measuring from the ball sack in the big 24

frauded side measure. the true size is stated in the first line of text

 

[lurking truecel]

wether im 17 or not (im not) wouldnt matter, ive seen dozens of dicks IRL and not a single one of them was bigger them mine. if i were to be 17, them the average size reported is even lower them the studies, and i would still be mogging.

Just stop the cope fag