MY ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING NOT A JOKE (someone please fucking reply i need advice)

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my family has a biday and i was using it to wash my ass. but whoever the fuck used it last left it on maxium spray so bro i fucking tell you that shit felt like a fucking pressure washer and my fucking asshole was stinging like crazy. and then i wiped my ass to get the water off and there was blood on the toilet paper my ass fucking stings
 
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b SOMEONE FUCKING REPLY
 
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Buddys bidet was a power washer or sum shit😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
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@Mogs Me look at this shit yo🤣🤣
 
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Stuff your ass with tissues
 
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Ask your parents what you should do:ALERTA::ALERTA::ALERTA::ALERTA::ALERTA:
 
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did this like 10 years ago bro youll be fine dw :lul::lul::lul:
 
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my family has a biday and i was using it to wash my ass. but whoever the fuck used it last left it on maxium spray so bro i fucking tell you that shit felt like a fucking pressure washer and my fucking asshole was stinging like crazy. and then i wiped my ass to get the water off and there was blood on the toilet paper my ass fucking stings
Idk go to the fucking hospital
 
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Keep using paper,soyboy
 
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Over for bidetcels
 
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my family has a biday and i was using it to wash my ass. but whoever the fuck used it last left it on maxium spray so bro i fucking tell you that shit felt like a fucking pressure washer and my fucking asshole was stinging like crazy. and then i wiped my ass to get the water off and there was blood on the toilet paper my ass fucking stings
nigga go to the doctor or sum
 
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my family has a biday and i was using it to wash my ass. but whoever the fuck used it last left it on maxium spray so bro i fucking tell you that shit felt like a fucking pressure washer and my fucking asshole was stinging like crazy. and then i wiped my ass to get the water off and there was blood on the toilet paper my ass fucking stings
Put medical cream on it or go to a doctor
 
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