My body just makes noises

Bryce

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I'm a super skinny guy and everyone at school used to say "do you make Minecraft skeleton noises when you walk" but I unironically do. Anytime I reach for something, twist, stand up/sit down I just start making popping and cracking noises.
 
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I'm a super skinny guy and everyone at school used to say "do you make Minecraft skeleton noises when you walk" but I unironically do. Anytime I reach for something, twist, stand up/sit down I just start making popping and cracking noises.
That's normal
 
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I relate
 
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1 Gram tren 1 Gram fucking anything you can buy
Fucking 700 pounds lean OVER NIGHT
go to school AND PICK ALL OF THEM UP AND THROW THEM LIKE TENNIS BALLS
they wouldnt say shit about you again
 
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What would Bryce look like as a gymcel
 
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I don't want to imagine I like being a skinny twink
Working Out GIF by RightCallMedia
 
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Idk I heard a lot more clapping than cracking when raping you
 
I'm a super skinny guy and everyone at school used to say "do you make Minecraft skeleton noises when you walk" but I unironically do. Anytime I reach for something, twist, stand up/sit down I just start making popping and cracking noises.
My stomach grumbles in class so fuckung loud it sounds like I shoved a lion up my asshole its so embarrassing
 
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My stomach grumbles in class so fuckung loud it sounds like I shoved a lion up my asshole its so embarrassing
shits the fucking worst when that happens, it’s always when it’s super quiet and everyone is focused on work and then your asshole sounds like a whale
 
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