My boomer dad just died and I'm inheriting $10m.

[ShineBright]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

 

[alriodai]

send me sum money brudda

 

[Angutoid]

1. A trip to paley
2. A trip to pagnoni

 

[niggersodomizer69]

Most compassionate org user

 

[F36]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

I was your childhood friend you should share some of that money bro

 

[XazaqazaX]

Brutal, mourne your dad's death on a forum. My condolences buddy boyo.

 

[Never Get Up]

Guarantee he ate carbohydrates

 

[StarvedEpi]

doing hookers and buying cocaine while not working at all until you spent it all sounds like a sound plan of action

 

[bloatmaxxer]

buy goth hooker
snort massive amount of coke from her ass
let her sit on your face while you slowly lose oxygen and vanish of the earth

 

[Rea]

TALES FROM MUMBAI DNR

 

[helpmeascend220]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

sharing is caring stop jewmaxxing

 

[shieldzz]

kill yourself

 

[rickysalomano]

give me 500 dollars

 

[teefight]

gift me yakuza 0 and smt v on steam

 

[spdxer]

pull up to the italian alps and go hiking and take me with u

 

[bloatmaxxer]

doing hookers and buying cocaine while not working at all until you spent it all sounds like a sound plan of action

similar mindset i see, what else can u do with that money

 

[gms1337]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

If you dont really care about money try to find someone like an asset manager you definitely are going to talk to a lawyer a lot and they will love to talk to you nice and slowly explaining what you might do with it while they charge you $500 an hour but theres a lot of people that can help you invest that money in a way where you can probably live off a monthly paycheck or whatevet of like 40-100k when you have that much capital youd have to be pretty stupid to lose it all you only need half a brain to find somewhere safe to put it in a way that benefits you try to find someone that can introduce you to funds or you could just blow it all on parties and cocaine until you run out (coke aint cheap)

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

LIMB LEGENTHING + face surgery

EZ ACENSION MY SON COME ON AND DO IT NOW!!!

 

[sportsmogger]

Are you in the BBC discord by any chance @ShineBright

 

[Akhi]

create a fund for org and put like 50k in it

then the forum votes on which member gets the money for surgery

 

[aids]

Be smart with it.
You wouldn't ever have to work again, even if you blew a bit.
Don't share your finances with anybody you know personally - bit different on the forum because it's anonymous but you'll have a lot of people trying to make their way back into your life for your money.
Hope you use it well.

 

[youthmaxxing]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

Surgery.

 

[BecomingHuman]

Are you hiring software engineers for meme blockchain real estate company?

 

[gms1337]

Be careful of snakes there is probably gonna be a crazy amount of people trying to steal your money knowing your vulnerable you could build a mansion in the woods somewhere wherever you like the weather you can but guns and hella cool stuff and still have money to save and you could still throw parties and stuff if you want just be smart and you can pretty much live however you want you could literally go be batman if you wanted

 

[sinss]

Run me some money for basic needs please

 

[Deusmaximus]

Invest 9M into bonds.
3% annual return will be 270k to spend on life.

 

[SwissArms]

If not a larp improve your health

 

[ShineBright]

doing hookers and buying cocaine while not working at all until you spent it all sounds like a sound plan of action

hunter bidenmaxxing, hadn't thought of that

 

[ShineBright]

Be careful of snakes there is probably gonna be a crazy amount of people trying to steal your money knowing your vulnerable you could build a mansion in the woods somewhere wherever you like the weather you can but guns and hella cool stuff and still have money to save and you could still throw parties and stuff if you want just be smart and you can pretty much live however you want you could literally go be batman if you wanted

I've kinda been larping as Batman by flying a drone across the bad parts of Philly at night. Watching crackheads do karate moves as I fly above them is always gold

 

[Abdullahm06]

gift me yakuza 0 and smt v on steam

just pirate yakuza 0 thats what i did with all the games upto like a dragon

 

[shr]

I've kinda been larping as Batman by flying a drone across the bad parts of Philly at night. Watching crackheads do karate moves as I fly above them is always gold

the hero Gotham deserves

 

[ShineBright]

No handouts for greycels btw

 

[sportsmogger]

No handouts for greycels btw

Im redcel

Can i get $10

 

[ShineBright]

All I know is the single mom I've been clapping is going to be somewhat upset once she sees the photos I'll be taking in Bali without her

 

[Doomer]

Trust me you're screwed come back to this later

 

[Doomer]

Make like a fund for .org for users to be able to change their lives for the better

 

[Pendejo]

No handouts for greycels btw

What about a fellow 2019cel tho?

 

[qazw]

Just retire and go slay in the phillippines for the rest of your life

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Tales from the streets of Kolkata

 

[tyronechadmax]

Give my broke ass some money

 

[MA_ascender]

Tales from the streets of Kolkata

Tales from the garam masala piles of khara baoli spice market

 

[User28823]

tales from the radioactive ash heaps of Pripyat’s forgotten playgrounds

 

[grungymallard97]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

Give me £5

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

gift me yakuza 0 and smt v on steam

Just pirate it

 

[xevuxia]

bet on red

 

[Stuttercel]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

Holy mirin

 

[ThugggButt]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

please fund my LL i stg ill pay you back with jfl reacts

 

[ilovekolaches]

u and ur dad r 100% fycking jews fuck u

 

[LuckyBeast]

Buy a Bugatti or you're a bitch
At least a Lamborghini

 

[´´´´´´´´]

- give me 1% of it
- leave the other 99% on VT
- disappear from the face of the earth or at the very least tell nobody about your inheritance, everyone around you will try to leech off “your” money
- live a peaceful life