My boomer dad just died and I'm inheriting $10m.

[Roge]

I've kinda been larping as Batman by flying a drone across the bad parts of Philly at night. Watching crackheads do karate moves as I fly above them is always gold

All I know is the single mom I've been clapping is going to be somewhat upset once she sees the photos I'll be taking in Bali without her

What a life

But I'm still not buying the threads topic

 

[obsidian]

use that money to help trump win

 

[ShineBright]

Just retire and go slay in the phillippines for the rest of your life

I stayed in the Shangri-La every day last year. I've grown tired of Filipina boy puss

 

[ShineBright]

please fund my LL i stg ill pay you back with jfl reacts

No. You are short and deserve to be short.

 

[ShineBright]

Buy a Bugatti or you're a bitch
At least a Lamborghini

Sorry, I hate meme cars. Just peachy in my 2024 mustang convertible

 

[maxxerlord]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

You don't deserve your dad

 

[maxxerlord]

You should kys

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

 

[qazw]

I stayed in the Shangri-La every day last year. I've grown tired of Filipina boy puss

Settle down with a woman and make a family then.

 

[meropeu]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

Give some to me

 

[shieldzz]

Stop react you freak... @User28823

 

[thenewhebbe]

You need to work for the money because you are clearly unfullfilled

 

[fkxever]

enjoy life and dont waste ur dads money so quick bhai

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

Buy me a $15 game on steam if true

 

[Deleted member 45660]

Just pirate it

too low iq ngl tbh icl frfr ong no cap

 

[sb23]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer

caging rn

 

[sb23]

1. A trip to paley
2. A trip to pagnoni

He gets to experience both . So fucking lucky.

 

[sb23]

similar mindset i see, what else can u do with that money

buy roids and a nose job, start doing social media, go to Thailand and die from a heart attack in a sauna due to 'underlying heart condition'. Wonder who I could be referring to

 

[ThugggButt]

No. You are short and deserve to be short.

please get cancer please get cancer please get cancer,
it worked!

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

too low iq ngl tbh icl frfr ong no cap

Go on r/piratedgames they have a guide it’s so easy.

 

[Sokarexo]

remember that one time i gave you tips on how to maxx out your forward growth?

 

[User28823]

Stop react you freak... @User28823

what r u gonna do about it ?

 

[Acion]

. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

Pay warlocks to cast spells for you

 

[Disrupted Gene]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

buy Lookism domain

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

give me 1-2 bands

 

[Deleted member 91529]

give me some bro

 

[Deleted member 91529]

please

 

[R@m@]

Nigga complaining about receiving 10m

I would never wageslave again, would probably buy land in the woods and live there

 

[gregory_buchanon]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

Easiest move would be to place it in the S&P 500 and enjoy around a million/year in effort free income. (After you use some of it to get plastic surgery of course)

 

[ItsOver999]

Do a 100k surgery fund giveaway for members that joined before Dec 17 2021

 

[shieldzz]

what r u gonna do about it ?

Call your mother and father to fly with balloon

 

[AscensionMan98]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

Offering my condolences. Thats crazy. Your set for life. Blockchain is a bubble so once bitcoin blows past 100k I would just look at being able to liquidate the company . Sell it to some other crypto bro who thinks bitcoin is gonna go to a million( it won't this run, as it would be a market cap of 20 trillion, more than doubler the current gold market cap of 12 trillion ) .

 

[muragoat]

1. A trip to paley
2. A trip to pagnoni

1. A trip to paley
2. A trip to pagnoni

what surgery are u suggesting him?

 

[Angutoid]

what surgery are u suggesting him?

ive never seen him

 

[mefrom]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

This has to be satire

 

[notsocommonthumb]

Apparently he wasn't much of a cardiomaxxer, so he died in a hot tub on his birthday (JFL).

We weren't close, but that retard's will is providing me with $10.6m and full ownership of some meme blockchain real estate company. I've already traveled everywhere I've ever wanted, so what the fuck do I do now?

pay for my bimax pls