thecel
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A girl posted to her Instagram story that she wanted a boyfriend.
Being the confident, shower-taking, low-inhib Chad that I am, I took the challenge.
She asked me about music, and I jokingly said NBA YoungBoy to show off my bad boy gangsta vibes (my Indian BBW crush, who preemptively rejected me before I could even ask her out to Homecoming last year, listens to NBA YoungBoy).
Since I'm so fucking dark triad, I lied that I liked jazz and country.
At her request, I sent her a recording of my voice.
I sang the first verse of Boyfriend by Big Time Rush.
You see, all you have to do is hold frame.
I held an unbreakable frame made of—not carbon fiber and titanium, but rather confidence and dominance. She thought my incel YouTube channel was cool because I was so fucking confident.
However, as time went on, my frame began falling apart. I started reverting back to my blackpilled ways.
I drank a protein shake and regained my alpha male confidence…
…but it didn't last long. Soon, I was showing vulnerability and neediness.
My DMs were becoming cringier and cringier.
One day, she said something that pissed me the fuck off. What she said about Asians was utterly unacceptable to me.
I had no choice but to present her with the truth.
And that's why, the word at the very bottom of the DM conversation, is "seen."
Being the confident, shower-taking, low-inhib Chad that I am, I took the challenge.
She asked me about music, and I jokingly said NBA YoungBoy to show off my bad boy gangsta vibes (my Indian BBW crush, who preemptively rejected me before I could even ask her out to Homecoming last year, listens to NBA YoungBoy).
Since I'm so fucking dark triad, I lied that I liked jazz and country.
At her request, I sent her a recording of my voice.
I sang the first verse of Boyfriend by Big Time Rush.
You see, all you have to do is hold frame.
I held an unbreakable frame made of—not carbon fiber and titanium, but rather confidence and dominance. She thought my incel YouTube channel was cool because I was so fucking confident.
However, as time went on, my frame began falling apart. I started reverting back to my blackpilled ways.
I drank a protein shake and regained my alpha male confidence…
…but it didn't last long. Soon, I was showing vulnerability and neediness.
My DMs were becoming cringier and cringier.
One day, she said something that pissed me the fuck off. What she said about Asians was utterly unacceptable to me.
I had no choice but to present her with the truth.
And that's why, the word at the very bottom of the DM conversation, is "seen."
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