My convo with a female (100% real)

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A girl posted to her Instagram story that she wanted a boyfriend.

Being the confident, shower-taking, low-inhib Chad that I am, I took the challenge.

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She asked me about music, and I jokingly said NBA YoungBoy to show off my bad boy gangsta vibes (my Indian BBW crush, who preemptively rejected me before I could even ask her out to Homecoming last year, listens to NBA YoungBoy).

Since I'm so fucking dark triad, I lied that I liked jazz and country.

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At her request, I sent her a recording of my voice.

I sang the first verse of Boyfriend by Big Time Rush.

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You see, all you have to do is hold frame.

I held an unbreakable frame made of—not carbon fiber and titanium, but rather confidence and dominance. She thought my incel YouTube channel was cool because I was so fucking confident.

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However, as time went on, my frame began falling apart. I started reverting back to my blackpilled ways.

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I drank a protein shake and regained my alpha male confidence…

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…but it didn't last long. Soon, I was showing vulnerability and neediness.

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My DMs were becoming cringier and cringier.

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One day, she said something that pissed me the fuck off. What she said about Asians was utterly unacceptable to me.

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I had no choice but to present her with the truth.

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And that's why, the word at the very bottom of the DM conversation, is "seen."
 
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Mogs me brutally
 
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:lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:
 
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Lol at talking about nosebridge and shit
 
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I know it's happening all around me but I still cannot believe that people have and enjoy conversations as basic as this.
 
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Low inhib chang
 
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I think a late post birth abortion might be the only solution for this case
 
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I know it's happening all around me but I still cannot believe that people have and enjoy conversations as basic as this.

If the girl is hot enough, the attraction I feel outweighs the boringness of normie conversation topics

But this girl isn't hot so…yeah
 
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What a legend thecel is i'm indeed mirin his low ihnibness and high t
she totally wants to fuck you
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Utter cope.. thats what you get for saying sensible shit to foids. Its already over if you gotta discuss music and bs like that.
 
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You should bang that foid
 
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Nigga just sang big time rush to a chick welcome to 2010
 
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Mirin your low inhab bad Boy ways op
 
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Cringed so fucking hard reading through this bull shiiiieeet
 
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You actually linked those videos, lmao, never black pill a woman.
 
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A girl posted to her Instagram story that she wanted a boyfriend.

Being the confident, shower-taking, low-inhib Chad that I am, I took the challenge.

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She asked me about music, and I jokingly said NBA YoungBoy to show off my bad boy gangsta vibes (my Indian BBW crush, who preemptively rejected me before I could even ask her out to Homecoming last year, listens to NBA YoungBoy).

Since I'm so fucking dark triad, I lied that I liked jazz and country.

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At her request, I sent her a recording of my voice.

I sang the first verse of Boyfriend by Big Time Rush.

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You see, all you have to do is hold frame.

I held an unbreakable frame made of—not carbon fiber and titanium, but rather confidence and dominance. She thought my incel YouTube channel was cool because I was so fucking confident.

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However, as time went on, my frame began falling apart. I started reverting back to my blackpilled ways.

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I drank a protein shake and regained my alpha male confidence…

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…but it didn't last long. Soon, I was showing vulnerability and neediness.

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My DMs were becoming cringier and cringier.

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One day, she said something that pissed me the fuck off. What she said about Asians was utterly unacceptable to me.

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I had no choice but to present her with the truth.

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And that's why, the word at the very bottom of the DM conversation, is "seen."
both of you text like weirdos what the fuck is wrong with you retards.

ps. if she texts you back fast she finds you special.
 
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Who's the guy in your avi? I want to add him into my Masc men collection
Not that masc i just cherrypicked
insta emicarrrillo
 
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God damn man you autism mog me tbh
 
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@Shrek2OnDvD
 
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Chad denies the holocaust happening and he still drops panties.
 
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Please respond
 
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@thecel update?
 
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Quality thread as always
 
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Jfl
 
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lmfao her silence at the end

did she end up responding?
 
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Cool reply, but you didn’t mass-tag, never began
 
You sure you don’t have autism ded srs?
 
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Holy shit now I wish I was full gook :feelswhy:
 
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Was she cute tho?
 
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She asked me about music, and I jokingly said NBA YoungBoy to show off my bad boy gangsta vibes (my Indian BBW crush, who preemptively rejected me before I could even ask her out to Homecoming last year, listens to NBA YoungBoy).

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She asked me about music, and I jokingly said NBA YoungBoy to show off my bad boy gangsta vibes (my Indian BBW crush (who is NOT the girl I’m DMing here), who preemptively rejected me before I could even ask her out to Homecoming last year, listens to NBA YoungBoy).
 

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