My cousin's boyfriend got her into watching the NFL. Now, she fantasizes about NFL players.

[Reckless Turtle]

Her boyfriend looks very similar to Justin Herbert (quarterback for the Chargers), except he's shorter and less muscular (still well above average in both though). Apparently, he's also taking PEDs because she's liked TikToks of gymcels discussing their side effects on gear.

She's liked multiple TikToks of Justin Herbert and probably follows the Chargers' official fan account, despite never living in California.

She's also liked multiple TikToks of Nick Bosa (plays for the 49ers, also in California).

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Tagging NFL fans:
@forevergymcelling @Squirtle @tombradylover @Xangsane @klip11 @_MVP_

 

[Makeyousit]

how old is she


ngl these nigguhs like unideal af

 

[Reckless Turtle]

how old is she

Early-twenties. I'm pretty sure her boyfriend is practically the same age as Justin Herbert (mid-twenties).

ngl these nigguhs like unideal af

The comments on social media posts of them would suggest otherwise.

 

[Makeyousit]

Early-twenties. I'm pretty sure her boyfriend is practically the same age as Justin Herbert (mid-twenties).


The comments on social media posts of them would suggest otherwise.

proof my buddy??

 

[Brus Wane]

Tagging NFL fans:
@forevergymcelling @Squirtle @tombradylover @Xangsane @klip11 @_MVP_

You tagged a bunch of brits bro

Do they actually watch hand egg? Jfl

 

[DelonLover1999]

You tagged a bunch of brits bro

Do they actually watch hand egg? Jfl

one of the niggas name is 'tombradylover' bro

reckless turtle would never make an ironic list

 

[Reckless Turtle]

The comments on social media posts of them would suggest otherwise.

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[Reckless Turtle]

You tagged a bunch of brits ethnics bro

 

[forevergymcelling]

Imagine having a gf who uses tik tok

pump and dump material only

 

[Kamui]

Imagine having a gf who uses tik tok

pump and dump material only

Imagine even allowing your gf access to the internet whatsoever

Cuck behaviour ngl

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Burrow and Herbert arr the only moggers in nfl the rest are just gymcel ogres.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Imagine having a gf who uses tik tok

pump and dump material only

She doesn't post videos of herself but constantly uses the app (based on her like history).

Ironically, she likes Candace Owens clips and other conservative media influencers but also likes TikToks of women shitting on JustPearlyThings and men complaining about sluts.

 

[dimorphism]

Brutalski

 

[the BULL]

Burrow and Herbert arr the only moggers in nfl the rest are just gymcel ogres.

 

[dimorphism]

Ironically, she likes Candace Owens clips and other conservative media influencers but also likes TikToks of women shitting on JustPearlyThings and men complaining about sluts.

Red flag if she consume conservative media. Must be ugly or mentally ill
The ideal women are modest educated liberals ofc

 

[forevergymcelling]

She doesn't post videos of herself but constantly uses the app (based on her like history).

Same shit

Watching girls scroll through Tik Tok is infuriating, makes me think they're low IQ, 0 attention span trash

No chance I'm having a gf who is being indoctrinated by propaganda and brain dead shit all day + roided giga chads

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Red flag if she consume conservative media. Must be ugly or mentally ill

Neither.

The ideal women are modest educated liberals ofc

She's apparently a CPA now.

 

[dimorphism]

Neither.


She's apparently a CPA now.

Then she must be masculine in her features and mannerisms, explains why she likes the NFL ogres

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Then she must be masculine in her features and mannerisms, explains why she likes the NFL ogres

Not really in features, maybe mannerisms. Apparently, she used to like Justin Bieber.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

Her boyfriend looks very similar to Justin Herbert (quarterback for the Chargers), except he's shorter and less muscular (still well above average in both though). Apparently, he's also taking PEDs because she's liked TikToks of gymcels discussing their side effects on gear.

She's liked multiple TikToks of Justin Herbert and probably follows the Chargers' official fan account, despite never living in California.
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She's also liked multiple TikToks of Nick Bosa (plays for the 49ers, also in California).

He needs to break up with her.

 

[Kamui]

Same shit

Watching girls scroll through Tik Tok is infuriating, makes me think they're low IQ, 0 attention span trash

No chance I'm having a gf who is being indoctrinated by propaganda and brain dead shit all day + roided giga chads

Too late

I feel bad for the future generation of zoomers

Literal 14 year old bitches who haven’t even graduated middle school are having their minds warped by seeing tall Giga Chads like Jacob Elordi and Kelly Oubre all over their FYP

 

[Reckless Turtle]

He needs to break up with her.

I've never even met him. He wasn't with her on two occasions (she said he was at home watching football).

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Too late

I feel bad for the future generation of zoomers

Literal 14 year old bitches who haven’t even graduated middle school are having their minds warped by seeing tall Giga Chads like Jacob Elordi and Kelly Oubre all over their FYP

This probably has a more substantial effect on the dating market than male porn addiction.

 

[klip11]

Just be black

 

[Kamui]

This probably has a more substantial effect on the dating market than male porn addiction.

Foids already have an equivalent of male porn addiction

If you look on Booktok it legit consists of foids living in Lala fantasy lands about getting swooned over by some 6’6 billionaire mafia vampire gang leader with a 12 inch penis who happens to have eyes only for the female lead

Sadly tho cuz foids will always be coddled by society because of how inferior they are in every way it’s easily looked over + foids can easily get sex irl so it doesn’t matter as much

 

[Reckless Turtle]

If you look on Booktok it legit consists of foids living in Lala fantasy lands about getting swooned over by some 6’6 billionaire mafia vampire gang leader with a 12 inch penis who happens to have eyes only for the female lead

That stuff is more autistic than what you previously described. It probably isn't as widespread as male porn addiction.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

Foids already have an equivalent of male porn addiction

If you look on Booktok it legit consists of foids living in Lala fantasy lands about getting swooned over by some 6’6 billionaire mafia vampire gang leader with a 12 inch penis who happens to have eyes only for the female lead

Sadly tho cuz foids will always be coddled by society because of how inferior they are in every way it’s easily looked over + foids can easily get sex irl so it doesn’t matter as much

Idk about this.

 

[Kamui]

That stuff is more autistic than what you previously described. It probably isn't as widespread as male porn addiction.

Idk about this.

Yeah I’m heavily over exaggerating ofc but still

Bitches be delulu mane

 

[anthony111553]

Burrow and Herbert arr the only moggers in nfl the rest are just gymcel ogres.

nigga realy thinks the 2nd dude is ogre LMAO

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Yeah I’m heavily over exaggerating ofc but still

Bitches be delulu mane

 

[Reckless Turtle]

nigga realy thinks the 2nd dude is ogre LMAO

 

[anthony111553]

people need to learn the difference between ogre face and big physique

 

[tallnegga]

Nick Bosa is what white boys are supposed to look like but they look like skinny or fat af fem boys instead

 

[cytoplasm]

Burrow and Herbert arr the only moggers in nfl the rest are just gymcel ogres.

Travis kelce, jalen hurts, jimmy garrapollo are gl

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Nick Bosa is what white boys are supposed to look like but they look like skinny or fat af fem boys instead

Good luck finding a natty white boy who looks like him.