My dad forced me to go to the Mumbai Barbers

[fashioncel]

We went to this Indian Barber and He forced me to get a haircut there, He gave me a buzz cut, and And I'm kind of fat which is still bad for a buzz cut, you need to be lean or have big bones for a buzz cut Which I have Neither, So I went from a low ltn to a subhuman,

 

[fashioncel]

@2025cel Uncle probably gave me a haircut

 

[Deleted member 79045]

title jfl

 

[Deleted member 117288]

@2025cel Uncle probably gave me a haircut

I'm Somalian bud.

 

[fashioncel]

I'm Somalian bud.

Sorry, i didn't know

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Sorry, i didn't know

Ye fuck you we don't like your kind.

 

[fashioncel]

Ye fuck you we don't like your kind.

I'm not indian tho??

 

[eternalcoper]

as if it matters haircut or not you're still subhuman

 

[fashioncel]

as if it matters haircut or not you're still subhuman

As a wise man said, a haircut can't ascend you, but it can definitely descend you,

 

[Nick.Harte]

I'm not indian tho??

So you travelled to India and went to Mumbai only for a haircut ?? Worth it bro

 

[fashioncel]

So you travelled to India and went to Mumbai only for a haircut ?? Worth it bro

No we didn't actually go to Mumbai we just went to a Indian place who was a Barbershop

 

[fashioncel]

No we didn't actually go to Mumbai we just went to a Indian place who was a Barbershop

Which was not in India

 

[Nick.Harte]

No we didn't actually go to Mumbai we just went to a Indian place who was a Barbershop

You should’ve gone to Mumbai
They have the best barbers there

 

[Deleted member 131140]

You are an idiot. Come to Turkey I will grow all your hair back

 

[eternalcoper]

As a wise man said, a haircut can't ascend, you but it can definitely descend you,

doesn't matter if you're ltn sadly without haircut or with beckies still won't like you till you're mtn sad life isn't it

 

[fashioncel]

doesn't matter if you're ltn sadly without haircut or with beckies still won't like you till you're mtn sad life isn't it

Yeah but I got turned to a subhuman, so Now Becky's will call the cops on me if I'm in 13 mile radius of them

 

[fashioncel]

You are an idiot. Come to Turkey I will grow all your hair back

Too expensive

 

[eternalcoper]

Yeah but I got turned to a subhuman, so Now Becky's will call the cops on me if I'm in 13 mile radius of them

 

[brownmutt42]

Did the barber eat your hair?

 

[fashioncel]

Did the barber eat your hair?

No but he said he would use bathroom oil on it

 

[fashioncel]

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Some guy said I Sound like him,

 

[It'snotover]

I hope he used some cow shit as clay at the end of the cut, that's what I like about hindu dindu barbers the most.

 

[Richard Cheese]

your dad paid an indian to give you a buzzcut? why? couldve jsut bought some clippers & scissors and done it himself.

 

[fashioncel]

your dad paid an indian to give you a buzzcut? why? couldve jsut bought some clippers & scissors and done it himself.

I guess I'll never know

 

[fashioncel]

I hope he used some cow shit as clay at the end of the cut, that's what I like about hindu dindu barbers the most.

No but he almost put bathroom oil on my hair.

 

[It'snotover]

No but he almost put bathroom oil on my hair.

Over then he wasn’t a real indian barber. Go to a real one next time nigga

 

[fashioncel]

Over then he wasn’t a real indian barber. Go to a real one next time nigga

Will do