My dad forced me to go to the Mumbai Barbers

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We went to this Indian Barber and He forced me to get a haircut there, He gave me a buzz cut, and And I'm kind of fat which is still bad for a buzz cut, you need to be lean or have big bones for a buzz cut Which I have Neither, So I went from a low ltn to a subhuman,
 
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@2025cel Uncle probably gave me a haircut
 
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title jfl:lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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as if it matters haircut or not you're still subhuman:feelswhy:
 
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So you travelled to India and went to Mumbai only for a haircut ?? Worth it bro
No we didn't actually go to Mumbai we just went to a Indian place who was a Barbershop
 
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No we didn't actually go to Mumbai we just went to a Indian place who was a Barbershop
You should’ve gone to Mumbai
They have the best barbers there
 
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You are an idiot. Come to Turkey I will grow all your hair back
 
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As a wise man said, a haircut can't ascend, you but it can definitely descend you,
doesn't matter if you're ltn sadly without haircut or with beckies still won't like you till you're mtn sad life isn't it
 
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doesn't matter if you're ltn sadly without haircut or with beckies still won't like you till you're mtn sad life isn't it
Yeah but I got turned to a subhuman, so Now Becky's will call the cops on me if I'm in 13 mile radius of them
 
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Yeah but I got turned to a subhuman, so Now Becky's will call the cops on me if I'm in 13 mile radius of them
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Did the barber eat your hair?
 
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I hope he used some cow shit as clay at the end of the cut, that's what I like about hindu dindu barbers the most.
 
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your dad paid an indian to give you a buzzcut? why? couldve jsut bought some clippers & scissors and done it himself.
 
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I hope he used some cow shit as clay at the end of the cut, that's what I like about hindu dindu barbers the most.
No but he almost put bathroom oil on my hair.
 
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