My day as a North Korean tech entrepreneur living in California

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I wake up in my Beverly Hills estate and check the stock market. I typically get around $100,000 whilst sleeping. My wife isn't awake by then typically so I head out to the beach before coming back inside and making some coffee (good for mental health and focus). Then, I hop on a call with Vice President of my company. He'll usually inform me that the paparazzi is outside asking for pictures. I then play fetch with my golden retriever and prepare dumplings. If I feel like it, I'll head down to my $500k/per month country club and have myself a Clamato on the green. This is assuming I don't have to catch a private jet for overseas negotiations.
 
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You remind me of myself back when I was broke

The good ol days... :BASEDCIGAR:
 
You forgot the SRT part of the day

 
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