My day as a North Korean tech entrepreneur living in California

[psychopathic]

I wake up in my Beverly Hills estate and check the stock market. I typically get around $100,000 whilst sleeping. My wife isn't awake by then typically so I head out to the beach before coming back inside and making some coffee (good for mental health and focus). Then, I hop on a call with Vice President of my company. He'll usually inform me that the paparazzi is outside asking for pictures. I then play fetch with my golden retriever and prepare dumplings. If I feel like it, I'll head down to my $500k/per month country club and have myself a Clamato on the green. This is assuming I don't have to catch a private jet for overseas negotiations.

 

[sonic55555]

dnr meso american nerd

 

[Mob Boss]

You remind me of myself back when I was broke

The good ol days...

 

[asdvek]

You forgot the SRT part of the day