My experience larping as a 17yo on Yubo

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at the end of the day we can't certainly assume he looks like that irl based off low quality pics and 3 second in motion videos. Like @RAITEIII mentioned, irl presence is a different ball game. Face, height, voice, posture, gait, charisma, social skills..etc all of this paints the complete picture of an ideal chad.
 
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at the end of the day we can't certainly assume he looks like that irl based off low quality pics and 3 second in motion videos. Like @RAITEIII mentioned, irl presence is a different ball game. Face, height, voice, posture, gait, charisma, social skills..etc all of this paints the complete picture of an ideal chad.
With face you can always slay online.
 
why u keep using the same pics dont you look like that in every angle?
After those pics i started dirty bulking and got bloated now i’m trying to get lean again. Almost there. Will take new pics soon.
 
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here bro, the final filler that was missing for you to be completely white.

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:feelscry: true, my brother. We will never experience this.
Don't worry bhai. I will do everything I can too looksmax. I will study plastic surgery in college to ascend.
 
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These apps are literally ruining peoples lives and nobody is talking about it..

When I was a kid we didn't have this shit.. normie guys could get a gf easy but not today... All the girls are mentally ruined and only want Chad on Yubo or Tinder now.

The consequences are gigantic but nobody in the media is even talking about it...
 
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These apps are literally ruining peoples lives and nobody is talking about it..

When I was a kid we didn't have this shit.. normie guys could get a gf easy but not today... All the girls are mentally ruined and only want Chad on Yubo or Tinder now.

The consequences are gigantic but nobody in the media is even talking about it...
Its literally the reason of war
 
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These apps are literally ruining peoples lives and nobody is talking about it..

When I was a kid we didn't have this shit.. normie guys could get a gf easy but not today... All the girls are mentally ruined and only want Chad on Yubo or Tinder now.

The consequences are gigantic but nobody in the media is even talking about it...
bro most girls are not on yubo lol
go to real life, there are normal couples out there.

if dont cheat is another story
 
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bro most girls are not on yubo lol
go to real life, there are normal couples out there.

if dont cheat is another story

I'm not just talking about one app... I mean in general.. They've all been exposed to this kind of online smartphone easy Chad exposure so it ruined them. Inflates their standards and ego.

Even being on it for a few days then deleting it will completely change a young girls outlook on things.
 
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for any giga retard who still thinks this larper crazy liar achieved this through mewing. Here is a simple desmontration that he did fillers.

Look at his upper eye. I think even you retards agree this is not possible to achieve through mewing scam, upper eye fat.
Ok.
If he did fillers to the upper eye, why would not he does it for everything else.

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This is how Salludon currently looks unfrauded after his 50mL of fillers migrated
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AND TO THINK ALL THIS HAS COME TO THIS FINE GENTLEMAN BECAUSE OF HIM PUTTING THE TOUNGE ON THE ROOF OF HIS MOUTH 1 HOUR A DAY FOR A YEAR , TRULY EXTRODINARY EXCELLENT WORK MR.SALLUDON
 
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funny thread
 
lifefuel for ephebos like me
 
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17 yo boys fed with HGH since birth tbh
 
for any giga retard who still thinks this larper crazy liar achieved this through mewing. Here is a simple desmontration that he did fillers.

Look at his upper eye. I think even you retards agree this is not possible to achieve through mewing scam, upper eye fat.
Ok.
If he did fillers to the upper eye, why would not he does it for everything else.

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From Mumbai scammer to American farmer
 
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I'm mirin bhai
 
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Girls are virtue signalling

This is what they will say to you in the west:

 
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you couldve added one age to avoid risk of jail
 
you couldve added one age to avoid risk of jail
I wanted to see if i appeal to girls 13-17. If you put your age 18 or over you will only match with girls who are also 18+
 
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Girls are virtue signalling

This is what they will say to you in the west:

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Being a foreigner is actually a halo in many countries. For example this polish jb who said that men in her country are not attractive. Any decent looking foreigner who will go there can easily clean up on tinder.

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look how slutty they are aswell just reading the convos made me hard
is what he did illegal? is lying about your age to have sex with a minor illegal? (let's assume the age of consent is 16 and the chick is 16 or 17)
 
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is what he did illegal? is lying about your age to have sex with a minor illegal? (let's assume the age of consent is 16 and the chick is 16 or 17)
why would it be illegal? people do it all the time
 
Do you frame mog @RichmondBread tho?
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Salludon do you want me to run experiment on 13-17 yo. send me your best pics. ill use a white name this time
 
@Pietrosiek is slitting his wrists when polish jb want to suck salludon off instead of ugly slav men

slavs arent even white jfl white = western or northern european

slavs have a disguting philtrum and look at Pietroesk bulbous nose
 
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Don is halo'ed by his "Dark lookz"
sfcel can stay seethin'
when tuboflard slays they dont complan because he is good looking but not gigachad like salludon and he is only 5'7

whereas salludon is 6'1 and mogs everyone

so they know if salludon went to college in europe or NA he would clean up and could have threesomes orgies etc
 
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i mean people do illegal drugs all the time though

and since laws can be cucked that's why it's suspicious
if u lie about your age i think she can say its rape

even tho its legal but salludon is like 25 he larped as 17

i bet if he told them he is 25 they wouldnt mind anyways but always better to tell the truth - only after you match with them

if anything they want an older guy women like an age gap and being dominated in everything
 
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