My experience larping as a 17yo on Yubo

[Deleted member 4612]

if u lie about your age i think she can say its rape

even tho its legal but salludon is like 25 he larped as 17

i bet if he told them he is 25 they wouldnt mind anyways but always better to tell the truth - only after you match with them

if anything they want an older guy women like an age gap and being dominated in everything

rape by deception is such an ambiguous law

 

[Jamal2222]

*Disclaimer: Not a brag thread. Just a response to this cope thread*

https://looksmax.org/threads/salludon-is-a-psl-meme.224079/#post-3831961

So i’ve been larping as a 17yo on Yubo for about a month and these are the results:


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Out of those 4.5k matches about 450-500 girls messaged first. It says 269 unread messages bcos those were boring and i didn’t reply to them i replied to others

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Some interesting conversations from today:

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Btw out of all the matches i’ve only been called out once on my age by this girl.

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Meanwhile actual 17 year olds guys are struggling

 

[Pietrosiek]

@Pietrosiek is slitting his wrists

ok jfl

 

[Deleted member 4464]

@Pietrosiek is slitting his wrists when polish jb want to suck salludon off instead of ugly slav men

slavs arent even white jfl white = western or northern european

slavs have a disguting philtrum and look at Pietroesk bulbous nose

so this dude isnt white to you just because he is a slav?
https://www.instagram.com/rrumenradev/

 

[Chadelite]

so this dude isnt white to you just because he is a slav?
https://www.instagram.com/rrumenradev/

i can show you morocans that look spanish so does that mean that morocacans are spanish?

i can show you zidan he is algerian he looks white

https://thebaldgent.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/zidane-young.jpg

is he white tho?

no he isnt

slavs have a bulbous nose and rarely have blue eyes

 

[Salludon]

Slay count?

14 goats

 

[Deleted member 4464]

i can show you morocans that look spanish so does that mean that morocacans are spanish?

i can show you zidan he is algerian he looks white

https://thebaldgent.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/zidane-young.jpg

is he white tho?

no he isnt

slavs have a bulbous nose and rarely have blue eyes

bruh look at the average serb

 

[Chadelite]

bruh look at the average serb

dark eyes + tanned skin

a lot of middle easterns look better than him

i can show you dozens of middle easterns with blue eyes he looks like a tanned white guy like gandy kinda e..g

 

[Chadelite]

14 goats

14 qurbani

 

[Deleted member 4464]

dark eyes + tanned skin

a lot of middle easterns look better than him

i can show you dozens of middle easterns with blue eyes he looks like a tanned white guy like gandy kinda e..g View attachment 739521

bro Im showing you how the average dude looks like, and I want you to see he doesnt have a bulbous nose, I agree there are many middle easterners with blue eyes but is the average middle easterner whiter than slavs? no

 

[Chadelite]

bro Im showing you how the average dude looks like, and I want you to see he doesnt have a bulbous nose, I agree there are many middle easterners with blue eyes but is the average middle easterner whiter than slavs? no

ur right but hitler said slavs arent white

white really is = blonde hair + blue eyes

black hair is ok but only whites Have blonde hair + blue eyes

thats why nordic is the only reall white

 

[Deleted member 4464]

ur right but hitler said slavs arent white

white really is = blonde hair + blue eyes

black hair is ok but only whites Have blonde hair + blue eyes

thats why nordic is the only reall white

I know what he said but do you really think he could tell the difference between these people, first pic is of soviet soldiers on the war parade after they won ww2, and the second pic is of german ww2 soldiers

 

[Chadelite]

I know what he said but do you really think he could tell the difference between these people, first pic is of soviet soldiers on the war parade after they won ww2, and the second pic is of german ww2 soldiers

germans have a narrower face and blonde hair is typical for them

 

[TsarTsar444]

bruh look at the average serb

wtf looks ethnic

 

[Deleted member 3020]

good thread

 

[Lev Peshkov]

paki

 

[Crowley]

Cringe

ok the virgin one was good tho

 

[St. Wristcel]

It is over.

 

[Salludon]

I know what he said but do you really think he could tell the difference between these people, first pic is of soviet soldiers on the war parade after they won ww2, and the second pic is of german ww2 soldiers

Whats a gook and a curry doing there lol

 

[ascentium]

Without a CT, I can never reasonably rule out the possibility of implants &/or fillers. However, I still think the Salludon case is lifefuel either way because at the very minimum:

(a) mewing & chewing work,
(b) some combination of mewing, chewing, fillers & implants, buccal fat removal is sufficient to ascend as evidenced by Salludon himself:

Therefor, despite which version of the universe one believes in, there are still variables within ones control in which one can drive an aesthetic outcome. However, no doubt, there are many cases in which there is no combination of mewing, chewing, fillers, implants, etc for ones bones.

 

[MrGlutton]

Without a CT, I can never reasonably rule out the possibility of implants &/or fillers. However, I still think the Salludon case is lifefuel either way because at the very minimum:

(a) mewing & chewing work,
(b) some combination of mewing, chewing, fillers & implants, buccal fat removal is sufficient to ascend as evidenced by Salludon himself:

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Therefor, despite which version of the universe one believes in, there are still variables within ones control in which one can drive an aesthetic outcome. However, no doubt, there are many cases in which there is no combination of mewing, chewing, fillers, implants, etc for ones bones.

how about you hard mew for yourself for two years consistently and find out?

it's not that hard to think about

 

[ascentium]

how about you hard mew for yourself for two years consistently and find out?

it's not that hard to think about

I hard mew. Did legit things for my posture, sleep and endurance. But I’m also not going to stop there.

 

[Deleted member 4464]

Whats a gook and a curry doing there lol
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I have no idea tbh

 

[Deleted member 3526]

Whats a gook and a curry doing there lol
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trying to larp as white ofc jfl

 

[Salludon]

trying to larp as white ofc jfl

That curry is probably Gosick's great grandfather

 

[Deleted member 3492]

chad takes a pictures inside of his mouth and get more likes

 

[Deleted member 3526]

wtf looks ethnic

ye jfl looks robust North african

 

[Gengar]

fuck you liar.
you have to be exposed.
fuck these sand muslim retards are such liars for no reason. crazy people.

keep crying for islam

 

[Potentialcel]

Without a CT, I can never reasonably rule out the possibility of implants &/or fillers. However, I still think the Salludon case is lifefuel either way because at the very minimum:

(a) mewing & chewing work,
(b) some combination of mewing, chewing, fillers & implants, buccal fat removal is sufficient to ascend as evidenced by Salludon himself:

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Therefor, despite which version of the universe one believes in, there are still variables within ones control in which one can drive an aesthetic outcome. However, no doubt, there are many cases in which there is no combination of mewing, chewing, fillers, implants, etc for ones bones.

he also bonesmashed dont forget that, his zygos didnt come from mewing mainly

 

[Mongrelcel]

Bitch 9? Then whos 10? He would slay in poland harder than stalin

 

[Deleted member 6217]

STAY AWAY FROM DUTCH GIRLS YOU CUCK LEAVE SOME FOR US

 

[Salludon]

View attachment 739948STAY AWAY FROM DUTCH GIRLS YOU CUCK LEAVE SOME FOR US

This is her. If you ever see her give her a good beating for being a dirty little slut

 

[Deleted member 6217]

This is her. If you ever see her give her a good beating for being a dirty little slut

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where is she from does it say in the bio i know where the 2nd pic is taken i will confront this slut

 

[Salludon]

where is she from does it say in the bio i know where the 2nd pic is taken i will confront this slut

No it just says the country

 

[Deleted member 6217]

No it just says the country

pls bro dont chat with dutch girls the hypergamy is already bad here we dont need 7psl chad to tell all the girls that he will fuck them

 

[Salludon]

pls bro dont chat with dutch girls the hypergamy is already bad here we dont need 7psl chad to tell all the girls that he will fuck them

I make them feel like shit trust me. I stop replying and leave them on seen when convo gets boring and never send nudes back after getting them. Plus i’m deleting the app anyways since i can’t actually fuck them. Would have to stick to my own women.

 

[Deleted member 6191]

I make them feel like shit trust me. I stop replying and leave them on seen when convo gets boring and never send nudes back after getting them. Plus i’m deleting the app anyways since i can’t actually fuck them. Would have to stick to my own women.

No looking at nudes haram

 

[Mr_Norwood]

It's no coincidence that the whole incel thing became big just at the same time that Tinder and dating apps became mainstream..

We've had forums and internet since the 1990's..

How come there were no inceldom foroums in 2009

absolutely over for u

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She'll ultimately find unhappiness and die alone

 

[Deleted member 9072]

is what he did illegal? is lying about your age to have sex with a minor illegal? (let's assume the age of consent is 16 and the chick is 16 or 17)

He lives in Pakistan. jfl they don't give a shit

 

[Deleted member 4612]

He lives in Pakistan. jfl they don't give a shit

i live in cucknited states

 

[Deleted member 9072]

i live in cucknited states

Just move to Europe theory North America is so cucked as fuk including Canada (the most)

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Just move to Europe theory North America is so cucked as fuk including Canada (the most)

if only i had the money. that should be my next endeavor

 

[Deleted member 9072]

if only i had the money. that should be my next endeavor

lmfao I remember in school once this nigga was asking if it was weird for his 16 year old friend (girl) to date a 21 year old guy
jfl whole class and teacher was like that's wrong

 

[Deleted member 4612]

lmfao I remember in school once this nigga was asking if it was weird for his 16 year old friend (girl) to date a 21 year old guy
jfl whole class and teacher was like that's wrong

i hate the west

 

[HurtfulVanity]

Never understood how to use that shit app tried it for a while got good results and works as a quick ego boost. Other than that it's just full of subhuman fat foids with the occasionally high tier becky and thirsty average dudes.

 

[Alexanderr]

Why couldn't this be me?

 

[SexyMofo]

@Salludon are you still bonesmashing? also how often/long did you do it? thanks bro!

 

[johncruz12345]

Never understood how to use that shit app tried it for a while got good results and works as a quick ego boost. Other than that it's just full of subhuman fat foids with the occasionally high tier becky and thirsty average dudes.

Brutal truth is cuz your not chad tbh.

 

[Celexawer]

ye jfl looks robust North african

You back bhai?

 

[Mongrelcel]

This is her. If you ever see her give her a good beating for being a dirty little slut

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What a cute and looksmatched couple!

I love being a sub 8 man in 2020!