MY FAMILY LECTURED ME ON STEROIDS

[hsstar]

I'm in bed and like 12 fucking family members enter my room and sit around me and begin talking to me bout some "hormones". I thought it was some weird ass bird and bees talk but then I realized Im too old for that shit so they begin explaining how all their friends who took roids dropped dead and one of my own family members had to be hospitalized for weeks cuz of roids. IDK WHY TF THEY CAME IN TO TELL ME ALL THIS SHIT. I JUST NODDED AND TOLD THEM

Have they found my roids?? Did they notice my rapid mucle growth? No idea. They didnt even know steroids are injected jfl, they kept talkin bout some pills even tho ive never taken orals before

Spoiler

But at least they didnt walk into me gooning

 

[thodian]

"all dropped dead" talking about roids like its the death note shouldve been like "that's what separates low iq to high iq"

 

[Mand]

"roids are bad, my friend injected 10g of test and fucking died" no wonder sherlock

 

[peter1287]

"roids are bad, my friend injected 10g of test and fucking died" no wonder sherlock

corny

 

[hsstar]

"all dropped dead" talking about roids like its the death note shouldve been like "that's what separates low iq to high iq"

nigga they gave me an "emergency number to contact" in case "someone offers me pills" at the gym

had to hide my weed, vapes, gear, mdma, and pharmaceuticals extra hard this night