My favorite slaying story

[TrueNateJacobs]

My main one was a couple months ago with this high E hmtb from my class with the fattest ass in the school
(no joke thats literally her reputation)

I would sit next to her and we would just talk during class.
Innocent flirting.

Then one day there was a party in town and i posted it on my story.
She swiped up and asked where it was.

I told her the location and she said she would be there soon.
I told her to look for me and she said ok.

When she got there i gave her a hug which was the first hug i ever gave her since we only ever really talked in class.
Just kind of aquaintances.

We got some drinks and danced for a bit and then i said some random bullshit like
“Your eyes are so ethereal”
“i really wanna kiss you”

Then we made out.
I made sure to grab her ass and get two good handfuls of that juicy meat.

We made out for like 30 minutes but i was so fucking drunk lol and her breath kinda smelled like fucking prosciutto or some type of meat.

I kept asking her to go somewhere private cause i was tryna get her to give me a blowie or SOMETHING.

She kept saying no and in my mind im just like fuck why wont u just fucking suck it lol.

Anyways after a while, some dude comes up and totally cucks me lol he just says whats up and she leaves with him.

That was the first and last time i ever slayed her

Its ok though cause right after that i literally found a htb at the party (low E, no ass, average tits, but beautiful as fuck)
And i just said to her
“Wanna make out?”
And she just said yea
Then we made out.

Goddamn her ass is fat tho bro and when i see her at the beach all i do is stare.
I HAD MY HANDS ON THAT LMAO

wish i could’ve fucked her tho.

Now shes dating some bbc mullato who probably dicks her down every other night. Jfl.

The reason i like that one is because it was so easy like she was so fucking easy and her ass was unreal i was literally just making out with her jiggling her ass in my hands for an hour lol.

 

[Squidwardmaxx]

 

[mulattocel]

 

[superpsycho]

sexhaver ramblings

 

[Part-Time Chad]

 

[jallrd]

Interesting read

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

sexhaver ramblings

Im a virgin

 

[lblamegenetics]

Holy

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

Holy

Yeah bro i honestly am chopped as fuck i DO NOT know how i pulled that shit off lmao
Everytime i slay a girl im surprised cause im like lmtn.
The lowest ive ever slayed was hltb with a fat ass.
Even that girl was probably out of me league lol.

Honestly bro im just lucky as fuckkkkkk

 

[lblamegenetics]

Yeah bro i honestly am chopped as fuck i DO NOT know how i pulled that shit off lmao
Everytime i slay a girl im surprised cause im like lmtn.
The lowest ive ever slayed was hltb with a fat ass.
Even that girl was probably out of me league lol.

Honestly bro im just lucky as fuckkkkkk

I think its confidence actually man

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

I think its confidence actually man

Yeah lol.
I used to be so scared of foids but i just down a couple of shots of vodka and im good to go.
Its good to have go-to-lines

Like “where are u from”
“Your eyes are so beautiful”
“Listen i saw you from over there and i wouldve been so mad if i didnt at least come and talk to you”

I dont know if you know harry mack, the guy who does the famous freestyling, but he constantly uses filler words to fill space in his raps.

Thats basically what i do to keep the convo going.

A lot of “yeah”
“Yeah yeah”
“Yeah yeah yeah”
“I mean like….”
“Honestly like i dunno….”

a lot of girls are definitely very easy but i do get rejected a shit ton so yeah.

 

[bpruinedm3]

Yeah lol.
I used to be so scared of foids but i just down a couple of shots of vodka and im good to go.
Its good to have go-to-lines

Like “where are u from”
“Your eyes are so beautiful”
“Listen i saw you from over there and i wouldve been so mad if i didnt at least come and talk to you”

I dont know if you know harry mack, the guy who does the famous freestyling, but he constantly uses filler words to fill space in his raps.

Thats basically what i do to keep the convo going.

A lot of “yeah”
“Yeah yeah”
“Yeah yeah yeah”
“I mean like….”
“Honestly like i dunno….”

a lot of girls are definitely very easy but i do get rejected a shit ton so yeah.

i was the same way but honestly now, i can't remember a time when i wasn't talking to less than 2 girls at once. its great practice since you get to js throw random shots without the fear of rejection since u can js move to the next and also it makes you way less worried/awkward in a real situation since you've likely done all this before w others (online works aswell but if they're far away it's not gonna be the same so go for close enough to visit so they actually believe you'd do what you say)

 

[butterfly401]

ok

 

[Gamerspyy786]

And then u woke up

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

And then u woke up

No rep for u