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★I DON'T LOOKSMAX★
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So, let's begin
I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.
But yesterday that changed
Nobody in my family smokes, even friends and classmates nobody, smokes cigarettes, only those fucking vapes.
But then i remember: "Wait, my grandfather does"
As i was thinking this (like a week ago), i get blessed and my grandpa had his birhtday 2 days ago.
So me and my parents went to wish him happy birthday, we were at his apartment, that is 20 minutes drive from us for like 3 hours.
But when we were planing to leave i snached one from my grandfather's pack of cigarettes.
Nobody noticed
I was nervous but excited at the same time.
Now we arrive home, and i plan to go and smoke it at this location
But unfortunately it was 10pm when we arrived home and this place is a 30 minute walk
So i almost gave up and nearly threw the cigarette away, but i say to myself: "keep it for a couple of days"
So i did.
And just when i thought all hope is lost.
My parents said that they will go to a party, and asked me if i want to go with them.
I refused very fast.
I knew this was my chance.
So as they leave, i wait for 30 minutes and after, i go to that location.
So i arrive at exacly 9.21pm
I was a bit nervous, since it was my first time at the end of the day.
So i take out the lighter and the cigarette that was in my pocket.
I felt like Thomas Shelby ngl
I light the cigarette and i start smoking, at my first two puffs i started coughting like hell.

But after that it was pretty good, it was worse than i expected though.
The location that i was on looked like this
Beautiful right?
So after i am done, i threw what remained of the cigarette on the ground and started my walk home.
When i arrive home i felt a bit dizzy for a couple of hours, and i had a headache
At home i took a full body shower plus my hair, so i wouldn't get caught.
I washed my clothes, and brushed my teeth.
After that i fell asleep on my phone.
When my parents returned they didn't suspect anything.
I got away with it
They would kill me if they found out.
But yeah.
This is it.
I also recorded myself but i won't post it here for obvius reasons.
Overall experience 7/10
I was expecting more tbh.
Hope yall enjoyed reading this.
@epic09 @jzo @chang cypionate @MrCrig @dogshitinfras


