MY FIRST TIME SMOKING A CIGARETTE

[Orion]

So, let's begin

​

I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.
But yesterday that changed

​

So i was thinking: "How can i smoke one for the first time"

Nobody in my family smokes, even friends and classmates nobody, smokes cigarettes, only those fucking vapes.

But then i remember: "Wait, my grandfather does"

As i was thinking this (like a week ago), i get blessed and my grandpa had his birhtday 2 days ago.

So me and my parents went to wish him happy birthday, we were at his apartment, that is 20 minutes drive from us for like 3 hours.

But when we were planing to leave i snached one from my grandfather's pack of cigarettes.

Nobody noticed


I was nervous but excited at the same time.
Now we arrive home, and i plan to go and smoke it at this location

But unfortunately it was 10pm when we arrived home and this place is a 30 minute walk

So i almost gave up and nearly threw the cigarette away, but i say to myself: "keep it for a couple of days"

So i did.

And just when i thought all hope is lost.
My parents said that they will go to a party, and asked me if i want to go with them.
I refused very fast.

I knew this was my chance.

So as they leave, i wait for 30 minutes and after, i go to that location.

So i arrive at exacly 9.21pm

I was a bit nervous, since it was my first time at the end of the day.

So i take out the lighter and the cigarette that was in my pocket.

I felt like Thomas Shelby ngl

I light the cigarette and i start smoking, at my first two puffs i started coughting like hell.

But after that it was pretty good, it was worse than i expected though.

The location that i was on looked like this

Beautiful right?

So after i am done, i threw what remained of the cigarette on the ground and started my walk home.

When i arrive home i felt a bit dizzy for a couple of hours, and i had a headache

At home i took a full body shower plus my hair, so i wouldn't get caught.

I washed my clothes, and brushed my teeth.

After that i fell asleep on my phone.

When my parents returned they didn't suspect anything.

I got away with it

They would kill me if they found out.

But yeah.

This is it.

I also recorded myself but i won't post it here for obvius reasons.

Overall experience 7/10
I was expecting more tbh.
Hope yall enjoyed reading this.

Spoiler: Tagging my niggas

@epic09 @jzo @chang cypionate @MrCrig @dogshitinfras

 

[epic09]

Now smoke weed

 

[Orion]

Dnr

 

[Surrender]

Cool story bro

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

No tag no care also mirin bhai.

 

[Orion]

No tag no care also mirin bhai.

I wasn't expecting you in my thread

 

[Buddyboyo2]

Just smoke bro it aint that deep

 

[zennn]

now try one gram of testosterone enanthate and one gram of trenbolone enanthate

 

[Hess]

My first cig I just took from my mom at 16 and she said if I wanted to smoke i should pay for my own

 

[dogshitinfras]

Did read,I might try it aswell

 

[jzo]

This is my spot, yours mogs tho

 

[alurmo]

So, let's begin

​

I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.
But yesterday that changed

View attachment 5215177

​

So i was thinking: "How can i smoke one for the first time"

Nobody in my family smokes, even friends and classmates nobody, smokes cigarettes, only those fucking vapes.

But then i remember: "Wait, my grandfather does"
View attachment 5215190

As i was thinking this (like a week ago), i get blessed and my grandpa had his birhtday 2 days ago.

So me and my parents went to wish him happy birthday, we were at his apartment, that is 20 minutes drive from us for like 3 hours.

But when we were planing to leave i snached one from my grandfather's pack of cigarettes.

Nobody noticed


I was nervous but excited at the same time.
Now we arrive home, and i plan to go and smoke it at this locationView attachment 5215213

But unfortunately it was 10pm when we arrived home and this place is a 30 minute walk

So i almost gave up and nearly threw the cigarette away, but i say to myself: "keep it for a couple of days"

So i did.

And just when i thought all hope is lost.
My parents said that they will go to a party, and asked me if i want to go with them.
I refused very fast.

I knew this was my chance.

So as they leave, i wait for 30 minutes and after, i go to that location.

So i arrive at exacly 9.21pm

I was a bit nervous, since it was my first time at the end of the day.

So i take out the lighter and the cigarette that was in my pocket.

I felt like Thomas Shelby ngl
View attachment 5215285

I light the cigarette and i start smoking, at my first two puffs i started coughting like hell.

But after that it was pretty good, it was worse than i expected though.

The location that i was on looked like this
View attachment 5215250

Beautiful right?

So after i am done, i threw what remained of the cigarette on the ground and started my walk home.

When i arrive home i felt a bit dizzy for a couple of hours, and i had a headache

At home i took a full body shower plus my hair, so i wouldn't get caught.

I washed my clothes, and brushed my teeth.

After that i fell asleep on my phone.

When my parents returned they didn't suspect anything.

I got away with it

They would kill me if they found out.

But yeah.
View attachment 5215290

This is it.

I also recorded myself but i won't post it here for obvius reasons.

Overall experience 7/10
I was expecting more tbh.
Hope yall enjoyed reading this.

Spoiler: Tagging my niggas

@epic09 @jzo @chang cypionate @MrCrig @dogshitinfras

Nic only gives u anything for the first time
After that its just a little stress reliever and light nootropic with no real heavy effects

 

[Van]

So, let's begin

​

I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.
But yesterday that changed

View attachment 5215177

​

So i was thinking: "How can i smoke one for the first time"

Nobody in my family smokes, even friends and classmates nobody, smokes cigarettes, only those fucking vapes.

But then i remember: "Wait, my grandfather does"
View attachment 5215190

As i was thinking this (like a week ago), i get blessed and my grandpa had his birhtday 2 days ago.

So me and my parents went to wish him happy birthday, we were at his apartment, that is 20 minutes drive from us for like 3 hours.

But when we were planing to leave i snached one from my grandfather's pack of cigarettes.

Nobody noticed


I was nervous but excited at the same time.
Now we arrive home, and i plan to go and smoke it at this locationView attachment 5215213

But unfortunately it was 10pm when we arrived home and this place is a 30 minute walk

So i almost gave up and nearly threw the cigarette away, but i say to myself: "keep it for a couple of days"

So i did.

And just when i thought all hope is lost.
My parents said that they will go to a party, and asked me if i want to go with them.
I refused very fast.

I knew this was my chance.

So as they leave, i wait for 30 minutes and after, i go to that location.

So i arrive at exacly 9.21pm

I was a bit nervous, since it was my first time at the end of the day.

So i take out the lighter and the cigarette that was in my pocket.

I felt like Thomas Shelby ngl
View attachment 5215285

I light the cigarette and i start smoking, at my first two puffs i started coughting like hell.

But after that it was pretty good, it was worse than i expected though.

The location that i was on looked like this
View attachment 5215250

Beautiful right?

So after i am done, i threw what remained of the cigarette on the ground and started my walk home.

When i arrive home i felt a bit dizzy for a couple of hours, and i had a headache

At home i took a full body shower plus my hair, so i wouldn't get caught.

I washed my clothes, and brushed my teeth.

After that i fell asleep on my phone.

When my parents returned they didn't suspect anything.

I got away with it

They would kill me if they found out.

But yeah.
View attachment 5215290

This is it.

I also recorded myself but i won't post it here for obvius reasons.

Overall experience 7/10
I was expecting more tbh.
Hope yall enjoyed reading this.

Spoiler: Tagging my niggas

@epic09 @jzo @chang cypionate @MrCrig @dogshitinfras

dnr but it's hilarious how you have a custom nickname on a website that was originally meant for old deprived indian men and your just a kid

 

[Orion]

View attachment 5215606
This is my spot, yours mogs tho

Mogs, bump

 

[jzo]

What brand was it ? If you know

 

[Orion]

What brand was it ? If you know

Marlboro red

 

[jzo]

Marlboro red

Mogs

 

[trynaascendsoon]

Might try, peak storytelling

 

[SoundnVision]

Bad idea

 

[psychopathic]

Marlboro red

Absolute dogshit. Golds mog Reds any day of the week.

 

[sq_blr]

So, let's begin

​

I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.
But yesterday that changed

View attachment 5215177

​

So i was thinking: "How can i smoke one for the first time"

Nobody in my family smokes, even friends and classmates nobody, smokes cigarettes, only those fucking vapes.

But then i remember: "Wait, my grandfather does"
View attachment 5215190

As i was thinking this (like a week ago), i get blessed and my grandpa had his birhtday 2 days ago.

So me and my parents went to wish him happy birthday, we were at his apartment, that is 20 minutes drive from us for like 3 hours.

But when we were planing to leave i snached one from my grandfather's pack of cigarettes.

Nobody noticed


I was nervous but excited at the same time.
Now we arrive home, and i plan to go and smoke it at this locationView attachment 5215213

But unfortunately it was 10pm when we arrived home and this place is a 30 minute walk

So i almost gave up and nearly threw the cigarette away, but i say to myself: "keep it for a couple of days"

So i did.

And just when i thought all hope is lost.
My parents said that they will go to a party, and asked me if i want to go with them.
I refused very fast.

I knew this was my chance.

So as they leave, i wait for 30 minutes and after, i go to that location.

So i arrive at exacly 9.21pm

I was a bit nervous, since it was my first time at the end of the day.

So i take out the lighter and the cigarette that was in my pocket.

I felt like Thomas Shelby ngl
View attachment 5215285

I light the cigarette and i start smoking, at my first two puffs i started coughting like hell.

But after that it was pretty good, it was worse than i expected though.

The location that i was on looked like this
View attachment 5215250

Beautiful right?

So after i am done, i threw what remained of the cigarette on the ground and started my walk home.

When i arrive home i felt a bit dizzy for a couple of hours, and i had a headache

At home i took a full body shower plus my hair, so i wouldn't get caught.

I washed my clothes, and brushed my teeth.

After that i fell asleep on my phone.

When my parents returned they didn't suspect anything.

I got away with it

They would kill me if they found out.

But yeah.
View attachment 5215290

This is it.

I also recorded myself but i won't post it here for obvius reasons.

Overall experience 7/10
I was expecting more tbh.
Hope yall enjoyed reading this.

Spoiler: Tagging my niggas

@epic09 @jzo @chang cypionate @MrCrig @dogshitinfras

Cool story but hit the yart and it’ll be 11/10 experience u won’t be let down

 

[Hihi21]

This is literally bro

 

[أحمد]

Naughty boy

 

[avenox]

I would smoke alongside already vaping if it werent for UK jewish prices

 

[buccalfatremoval]

Now do fent

 

[avenox]

Ive ordered a Hayati Pro max Plus Blueberry Raspberry Strawberry, and 2 pods of Blueberry Raspberry Cherry and Strawberry Kiwi all 20mg yesterday

Problem is I ordered on a Friday and the post office i selected to pick the parcel up from closes on saturdays at 12:30 and im still sleeping by then, and on Sundays theyre just closed fully

I GOTTA WAIT A WHOLE DAY TO PICK MY SHIT UPP

FUCKKK