My friend escortcelled.

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My friend called me yesterday saying he fucked up and I asked him why and he said he bought an escort and fucked her and he had insane post nut clarity.

I said we could meet up the next day and talk about the experience.

I met up with him during lunch the next day and he said he had JUST gotten from a new escort and I was like WTF.

He paid 110 bucks for the first girl and 120 for the second girl.

I told him he will go broke from fucking and he said he wanted so much sex all the time now.

He told me about the entire experience and he had been on nofap a few months beforehand so he nutted so hard the entire condom filled up and she said "It's too much", he also grabbed her tit too hard so she fucking squeezed his ballsack JFL.

Apparently she did not believe he was a virgin and insisted he must have had sex before, so kudos to him.

He said she called him an idiot for going there instead of just getting a normal girl, he is tall above average gymcelled mentalcel so makes sense.

It was pretty funny all in all.

I think we're gonna go clubbing next week to try and get some actual girls at the club since he wants more sex now, personally I would never pay for sex.

Might make a thread about when we go clubbing, see if anything interesting happens.

Also mirin low inhib since it's illegal as fuck and social suicide to get caught lacking buying sex here but his nofap demons brought him to it.


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Imagine paying for sex, couldn't be me, lol at your humiliating cuck friend.
 
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JFL at calling it "illegal as fuck" in Sweden lol, what are you a soyboy
 
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TBH escortcelling is addictive. I get girls normally too but there's something incredibly addictive about picking out a girl you like on a website, meeting up with her and instantly getting action.
 
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what did I tell you about tagging me alongside subhumans incel?

I am forum user of the year. Put some respect to the name
 
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JFL at calling it "illegal as fuck" in Sweden lol, what are you a soyboy
You are finished if anyone finds out about it here due to feminism. @ceo #paoloroberto
 
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what did I tell you about tagging me alongside subhumans incel?

I am forum user of the year. Put some respect to the name
You get your seperate tag next time.
 
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Also jfl at the story

Mirin’ your friend doing nofap though. Jfl at visiting escorts, that 200 euro could have gone to at least 4 giga amazing steak meals .
 
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TBH escortcelling is addictive. I get girls normally too but there's something incredibly addictive about picking out a girl you like on a website, meeting up with her and instantly getting action.
Cuts out the bullshit, straight to the point, that's how men prefer to do most things.
 
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Should've just clubcelled he'd probably get lucky after a few tries with those stats
 
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good to know
 
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Also jfl at the story

Mirin’ your friend doing nofap though. Jfl at visiting escorts, that 200 euro could have gone to at least 4 giga amazing steak meals .
Me and him were sitting in a café and we were looking through whores like a Lego catalogue deciding who he was going to fuck next.
 
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How tall is he?
 
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TBH escortcelling is addictive. I get girls normally too but there's something incredibly addictive about picking out a girl you like on a website, meeting up with her and instantly getting action.
Peak paradigm shift.

Going into a club and suddenly being the one who oggles the females and choosing who you are going to eat up instead of just taking whatever the leftover that Chad left around are.

Truly amazing...

Too addictive for some tbh...
 
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Gymcelled too, could literally just go to the club and pull girls lol
That's what we are going to do, we will see what happens. Also @Krakowski and you must be on the clubbing meetup in Stockholm.
 
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@User49 forgot to tag you since I told you about this yesterday.
 
Side effects from no fap. Is some dudes start doing crazy things.

I recall a dude on nofap. Whom had a successful business and was doing well. Also first did well on nofap.
But than, due to it also. Started dating seriously a stripper, and she was a nutcase. Dude screwed up his business in that period he was with her also.
 
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You are finished if anyone finds out about it here due to feminism. @ceo #paoloroberto
Weird as fuck country.

In Germany its weird to not go tbh
 
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So many users tag but I was nowhere to be seen

I'm not mad, just disappointed
 
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Weird as fuck country.

In Germany its weird to not go tbh
I don't even know why it's so extremely strict here, must be because of the equality being the status quo. But it's legit DEATH sentence socially if you do it. As you saw Paolo Roberto lost his career more or less because of having sex with an escort, while in America rappers fuck hoes nonstop and they are fine.
 
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My friend called me yesterday saying he fucked up and I asked him why and he said he bought an escort and fucked her and he had insane post nut clarity.

I said we could meet up the next day and talk about the experience.

I met up with him during lunch the next day and he said he had JUST gotten from a new escort and I was like WTF.

He paid 110 bucks for the first girl and 120 for the second girl.

I told him he will go broke from fucking and he said he wanted so much sex all the time now.

He told me about the entire experience and he had been on nofap a few months beforehand so he nutted so hard the entire condom filled up and she said "It's too much", he also grabbed her tit too hard so she fucking squeezed his ballsack JFL.

Apparently she did not believe he was a virgin and insisted he must have had sex before, so kudos to him.

He said she called him an idiot for going there instead of just getting a normal girl, he is tall above average gymcelled mentalcel so makes sense.

It was pretty funny all in all.

I think we're gonna go clubbing next week to try and get some actual girls at the club since he wants more sex now, personally I would never pay for sex.

Might make a thread about when we go clubbing, see if anything interesting happens.

Also mirin low inhib since it's illegal as fuck and social suicide to get caught lacking buying sex here but his nofap demons brought him to it.


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I though escortcelling would a terrible experience?

Ur friends is based tbh.

Also what’s his looks level. Gymcelled mtn got nothing on a tinder experiment in Sweden I saw on TikTok
 
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Side effects from no fap. Is some dudes start doing crazy things.

I recall a dude on nofap. Whom had a successful business and was doing well. Also first did well on nofap.
But than, due to it also. Started dating seriously a stripper, and she was a nutcase. Dude screwed up his business in that period he was with her also.
Getting too horny makes women more powerful to you since you cater to their needs more. Jerking off regularly keeps you sane.
 
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I don't even know why it's so extremely strict here, must be because of the equality being the status quo. But it's legit DEATH sentence socially if you do it. As you saw Paolo Roberto lost his career more or less because of having sex with an escort, while in America rappers fuck hoes nonstop and they are fine.
A celebrity and within your friend group is a different story though
 
A celebrity and within your friend group is a different story though
He is not my friend, just an example of what happens when someone gets caught doing it.
 
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stacy escort > mtb for free if you are rich tbh
 
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Cuts out the bullshit, straight to the point, that's how men prefer to do most things.
It’s nice but expensive, illegal, and social stigma. Only time to time in most places or when ur giga rich best in places like Germany or Netherlands those places mog
 
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I am swedish.
Mens Basketball My Bad GIF
 
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Over for the western man
 
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He is not my friend, just an example of what happens when someone gets caught doing it.
Yeah, but what im saying I would expect a different outcome if your friend got caught (which doesn't even make sense) and a celebrity.

You said that he is low inhib for going, since he could "get caught", but I still don't see the problem for him tbh
 
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TBH escortcelling is addictive. I get girls normally too but there's something incredibly addictive about picking out a girl you like on a website, meeting up with her and instantly getting action.
how chad uses tinder
 
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Yeah, but what im saying I would expect a different outcome if your friend got caught (which doesn't even make sense) and a celebrity.

You said that he is low inhib for going, since he could "get caught", but I still don't see the problem for him tbh
If any normie finds out they could report him to the police and if he gets sentenced for it well, good luck finding a job.
 
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It’s nice but expensive, illegal, and social stigma. Only time to time in most places or when ur giga rich best in places like Germany or Netherlands those places mog
Don't forget Czech republic
 
Another pro of escort-celling is that it reduces your desperateness. You will become way less desperate when you find out you can get sex whenever with a hot chick. This will improve your results with non-escort women.
 
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Another pro of escort-celling is that it reduces your desperateness. You will become way less desperate when you find out you can get sex whenever with a hot chick. This will improve your results with non-desperate women.
Yeah he said it made him much more relaxed and comfortable around women since sex is not that scary anymore.
 
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He said she called him an idiot for going there instead of just getting a normal girl, he is tall above average gymcelled mentalcel so makes sense.
At least she is honest, I must recognize that to her but what's your friend lookslevel? I mean gl men frequent escorts too there is nothing strange.
 
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At least she is honest, I must recognize that to her but what's your friend lookslevel? I mean gl men frequent escorts too there is nothing strange.
Upper end MTN, but he is tall with good frame and low bodyfat with decent muscles. Very masc looking, dimorphic.
 
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If any normie finds out they could report him to the police and if he gets sentenced for it well, good luck finding a job.
Do they let tourists hit?
 
If any normie finds out they could report him to the police and if he gets sentenced for it well, good luck finding a job.
What a dogshit country
 
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