My friend escortcelled.

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HimmyButler said:
Better than stuck up ran through deathbic puss puss you have to betabuxx for
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The muzzie in me says it’s bad either way, but objectively I say you’re right.
 
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TRUE_CEL said:
Kind of. I’m not joking, I will bring you there if you want. My friend will join us.
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u mean he is gonna join the fucking? beyond over
 
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TRUE_CEL said:
The muzzie in me says it’s bad either way, but objectively I say you’re right.
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It’s Deffo bad but the ur not guaranteed a virgin wife as you should. Deathbic women should ur least not be sluts betabuxxing an ugly deathbic sour is extremely cucked
 
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HimmyButler said:
It’s Deffo bad but the ur not guaranteed a virgin wife as you should. Deathbic women should ur least not be sluts betabuxxing an ugly deathbic sour is extremely cucked
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You need some spell-check in your life.
 
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HarrierDuBois said:
Prozzie puss puss must be banger since my friend already ordered a third fuck.
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I hear that from other guys too. They say once you get a taste of prozzie puss puss it’s hard to quit prozzie puss puss.
 
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Nebula said:
Probably im part asian so dickmogging isnt my strength
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I’m fully (South) Asian, so that’s a lame excuse. Besides, differences across races are minimal. Don’t fall for the racist myths.
 
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while you rotting op escortcelling
 
TRUE_CEL said:
Me too.

I don’t know his measurements. Tell us your dick size, @Nebula.
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i dont know my girth but length its 6.2 so in terms of forum standards its over
 
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I’m fully (South) Asian, so that’s a lame excuse. Besides, differences across races are minimal. Don’t fall for the racist myths.
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SEA men have the smallest dicks u baboon
 
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Nebula said:
i dont know my girth but length its 6.2 so in terms of forum standards its over
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That’s above average. 6.2” NBP or BP? If NBP then you’re bigger than that. If BP, still above average. Measure your girth, it’s even more important than length.
 
Nebula said:
SEA men have the smallest dicks u baboon
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Keep coping you self-hating prick. I posted a 2021 study on nearly 15,000 Vietnamese (including participants *with* ED) and they averaged at nearly 6” BP.
 
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That’s above average. 6.2” NBP or BP? If NBP then you’re bigger than that. If BP, still above average. Measure your girth, it’s even more important than length.
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ill get horny and remeasure with a ruler again ok? I think its BP
 
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TRUE_CEL said:
Keep coping you self-hating prick. I posted a 2021 study on nearly 15,000 Vietnamese (including participants *with* ED) and they averaged at nearly 6” BP.
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then im barely average jfl at this
 
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HarrierDuBois said:
My friend called me yesterday saying he fucked up and I asked him why and he said he bought an escort and fucked her and he had insane post nut clarity.

I said we could meet up the next day and talk about the experience.

I met up with him during lunch the next day and he said he had JUST gotten from a new escort and I was like WTF.

He paid 110 bucks for the first girl and 120 for the second girl.

I told him he will go broke from fucking and he said he wanted so much sex all the time now.

He told me about the entire experience and he had been on nofap a few months beforehand so he nutted so hard the entire condom filled up and she said "It's too much", he also grabbed her tit too hard so she fucking squeezed his ballsack JFL.

Apparently she did not believe he was a virgin and insisted he must have had sex before, so kudos to him.

He said she called him an idiot for going there instead of just getting a normal girl, he is tall above average gymcelled mentalcel so makes sense.

It was pretty funny all in all.

I think we're gonna go clubbing next week to try and get some actual girls at the club since he wants more sex now, personally I would never pay for sex.

Might make a thread about when we go clubbing, see if anything interesting happens.

Also mirin low inhib since it's illegal as fuck and social suicide to get caught lacking buying sex here but his nofap demons brought him to it.

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was it a dirty street whore?
 
Get him to whip his cock out then post it here
 
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Nebula said:
ill get horny and remeasure with a ruler again ok? I think its BP
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That’s a good size, bhai. You should measure girth too. If you don’t have a measuring tape, then just wrap a piece of paper or string around the thickest part of your dick (this can be either mid-shaft or at the base), see where the ends meet, mark it and roll it out and place it along your ruler.
Nebula said:
then im barely average jfl at this
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Among Vietnamese, yes. But you’re not part Vietnamese. 5.17” x 4.59” is the western average (not global— because we got this figure from over 15,000 men, most were European, a tiny bit were “Middle Eastern”).
 
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HarrierDuBois said:
Sorry man no contacts for you.
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HarrierDuBois said:
Not gonna say lol, let a man keep his own puss puss.
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I don’t wanna see the escort I just wanna see the website to see the others in ur area for research purposes
 
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HimmyButler said:
I don’t wanna see the escort I just wanna see the website to see the others in ur area for research purposes
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No! euro puss puss is for euros only. Go cope with your obese stinky americunt puss puss.
 
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TRUE_CEL said:
That’s a good size, bhai. You should measure girth too. If you don’t have a measuring tape, then just wrap a piece of paper or string around the thickest part of your dick (this can be either mid-shaft or at the base), see where the ends meet, mark it and roll it out and place it along your ruler.

Among Vietnamese, yes. But you’re not part Vietnamese. 5.17” x 4.59” is the western average (not global— because we got this figure from over 15,000 men, most were European, a tiny bit were “Middle Eastern”).
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Wall of...
 
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HimmyButler said:
It’s what I’ve been told here paying for it is cuckoldry because she needs to beg for you cokc or something for validation not my belief but it’s what they say so don’t do it it will make you a cuck. Use nt to get a foid
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These normie dudes, often are also like this:
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If you are not chad, very high smv, or monk celibate, or full on passive inkwell.
Than you are as a dude when looking for sex or relationships, needing to allow some level of cuckism if one wants somewhat consistentish results
 
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