my friend used to have a cum napkin mountain

[Sigmagymmax]

he would cum in napkins and stack them up on his bodypillow girlfriend

shit got so tall started looking like mount Everest bru

eventually had to throw it all away after his parents almost threw him out the house

i was only in his room once, all i can say is the stink was terrible.

@fashioncel @lastredeemer @2025cel @fashioncel

 

[Deleted member 125010]

Kinda based.

 

[Sigmagymmax]

Kinda based.

he saw it as a piece of art

just like the famous vincent van gogh

no one has done anything like that, was first of its kind.

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Based.

Was he a gnome chad?

 

[Sigmagymmax]

@gookcelriceR ah sorry, i forgot to tag you my friend.
lmk what u think

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Argentina is so queer man

 

[gookcelriceR]

@gookcelriceR ah sorry, i forgot to tag you my friend.
lmk what u think

You tagged fashioncel twice

 

[isis_Bleach]

meanwhile women have aborted fetus mountains

 

[Deleted member 118189]

Based.

Was he a gnome chad?

I just peed in a water bottle

 

[truecastizo]

he would cum in napkins and stack them up on his bodypillow girlfriend

shit got so tall started looking like mount Everest bru

eventually had to throw it all away after his parents almost threw him out the house

i was only in his room once, all i can say is the stink was terrible.

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@fashioncel @lastredeemer @2025cel @fashioncel

Ur friend is gross

 

[Deleted member 174116]

Did he at least use a condom

or are there hundreds of homo-sapien-napkin babies running around

 

[Sigmagymmax]

Based.

Was he a gnome chad?

he was from japan, chadpreet. maybe maybe.

 

[truecastizo]

meanwhile women have aborted fetus mountains

??

 

[gookcelriceR]

Argentina is so queer man

@Sigmagymmax gives me argentinian vibes, the way the nigga cooked @lifeless like it was nothing.

 

[Sigmagymmax]

@Sigmagymmax gives me argentinian vibes, the way the nigga cooked @lifeless like it was nothing.

yup all true
i own that nig and his jester friends

 

[gookcelriceR]

??

That LeBron avi doesn't suit you, brother

 

[Deleted member 117288]

I just peed in a water bottle

Ancient Mayan technique for extended lifespan revealed

 

[Sigmagymmax]

Did he at least use a condom

or are there hundreds of homo-sapien-napkin babies running around

just dried up semen in napkins no condoms
condoms are bad, plastic is sub sigma.

 

[Deleted member 118189]

Ancient Mayan technique for extended lifespan revealed

Important

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Important

 

[Sigmagymmax]

new mexico and its hidden roots with kanglu ancient gods
tell me more saar

 

[Deleted member 117288]

saar

You dare mock me, juan.

Literally me rn btw

 

[Deleted member 118189]

My high iq absorbed that all

 

[Deleted member 117288]

My high iq absorbed that all

Ye youz descent from brahmin jizz n shiet

 

[Sigmagymmax]

You dare mock me, juan.

Literally me rn btw

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i think i just orgasmed

 

[Deleted member 174116]

Yes, Elon was right

 

[Deleted member 118189]

Ye youz descent from brahmin jizz n shiet

Cheesecake and soda for iq btw

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Yes, Elon was right

We live in Brahma's simulation.

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Cheesecake and soda for iq btw

You rn:

 

[Deleted member 118189]

You rn:

I’m the smartest person ever

 

[Deleted member 117288]

I’m the smartest person ever

No ur a lot dumber than me, pal

 

[Deleted member 118189]

No ur a lot dumber than me, pal

Proof?

 

[Deleted member 117288]

I’m the smartest person ever

No ur a lot dumber than me, pal

 

[Deleted member 162348]

i told it to you in private nigga, why the fuck u gotta post about it?

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Proof?

I am

 

[Deleted member 118189]

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Made with mematic

 

[Deleted member 118189]

I am

I win

 

[Deleted member 117288]

I win

win
/wɪn/

verb
verb: win; 3rd person present: wins; past tense: won; past participle: won; gerund or present participle: winning

dry (hay) by exposure to the air.

 

[Deleted member 118189]

win
/wɪn/

verb
verb: win; 3rd person present: wins; past tense: won; past participle: won; gerund or present participle: winning

dry (hay) by exposure to the air.

I won

 

[truecastizo]

That LeBron avi doesn't suit you, brother

Why’s that

 

[Deleted member 118189]

win
/wɪn/

verb
verb: win; 3rd person present: wins; past tense: won; past participle: won; gerund or present participle: winning

dry (hay) by exposure to the air.

 

[Deleted member 117288]

I won

You,. dry hay??

 

[Deleted member 118189]

You,. dry hay??

The earth

 

[Deleted member 117288]

The earth

The soil..

Implying you are? A spoof maybe?

 

[gookcelriceR]

Why’s that

 

[Deleted member 118189]

The soil..

Implying you are? A spoof maybe?

Cope

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Cope

wtf is this pansy shit, respond like a true Mayan negritid.

 

[Deleted member 118189]

wtf is this pansy shit, respond like a true Mayan negritid.

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Whyyy

 

[truecastizo]

View attachment 3884535

Sorry truecel, I fuck bitches instead of gooning in my room

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Whyyy

Cope