my friend used to have a cum napkin mountain

[Sigmagymmax]

he would cum in napkins and stack them up on his bodypillow girlfriend

shit got so tall started looking like mount Everest bru

eventually had to throw it all away after his parents almost threw him out the house

i was only in his room once, all i can say is the stink was terrible.

@fashioncel @lastredeemer @2025cel @fashioncel

 

[fashioncel]

Kinda based.

 

[Sigmagymmax]

Kinda based.

he saw it as a piece of art

just like the famous vincent van gogh

no one has done anything like that, was first of its kind.

 

[2025cel]

Based.

Was he a gnome chad?

 

[Sigmagymmax]

@gookcelriceR ah sorry, i forgot to tag you my friend.
lmk what u think

 

[2025cel]

Argentina is so queer man

 

[gookcelriceR]

@gookcelriceR ah sorry, i forgot to tag you my friend.
lmk what u think

You tagged fashioncel twice

 

[isis_Bleach]

meanwhile women have aborted fetus mountains

 

[RXnd]

Based.

Was he a gnome chad?

I just peed in a water bottle

 

[truecastizo]

he would cum in napkins and stack them up on his bodypillow girlfriend

shit got so tall started looking like mount Everest bru

eventually had to throw it all away after his parents almost threw him out the house

i was only in his room once, all i can say is the stink was terrible.

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@fashioncel @lastredeemer @2025cel @fashioncel

Ur friend is gross

 

[NumbTheBrain]

Did he at least use a condom

or are there hundreds of homo-sapien-napkin babies running around

 

[Sigmagymmax]

Based.

Was he a gnome chad?

he was from japan, chadpreet. maybe maybe.

 

[truecastizo]

meanwhile women have aborted fetus mountains

??

 

[gookcelriceR]

Argentina is so queer man

@Sigmagymmax gives me argentinian vibes, the way the nigga cooked @lifeless like it was nothing.

 

[Sigmagymmax]

@Sigmagymmax gives me argentinian vibes, the way the nigga cooked @lifeless like it was nothing.

yup all true
i own that nig and his jester friends

 

[gookcelriceR]

??

That LeBron avi doesn't suit you, brother

 

[2025cel]

I just peed in a water bottle

Ancient Mayan technique for extended lifespan revealed

 

[Sigmagymmax]

Did he at least use a condom

or are there hundreds of homo-sapien-napkin babies running around

just dried up semen in napkins no condoms
condoms are bad, plastic is sub sigma.

 

[RXnd]

Ancient Mayan technique for extended lifespan revealed

Important

 

[2025cel]

Important

 

[Sigmagymmax]

new mexico and its hidden roots with kanglu ancient gods
tell me more saar

 

[2025cel]

saar

You dare mock me, juan.

Literally me rn btw

 

[RXnd]

My high iq absorbed that all

 

[2025cel]

My high iq absorbed that all

Ye youz descent from brahmin jizz n shiet

 

[Sigmagymmax]

You dare mock me, juan.

Literally me rn btw

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i think i just orgasmed

 

[NumbTheBrain]

Yes, Elon was right

 

[RXnd]

Ye youz descent from brahmin jizz n shiet

Cheesecake and soda for iq btw

 

[2025cel]

Yes, Elon was right

We live in Brahma's simulation.

 

[2025cel]

Cheesecake and soda for iq btw

You rn:

 

[RXnd]

You rn:

I’m the smartest person ever

 

[2025cel]

I’m the smartest person ever

No ur a lot dumber than me, pal

 

[RXnd]

No ur a lot dumber than me, pal

Proof?

 

[2025cel]

I’m the smartest person ever

No ur a lot dumber than me, pal

 

[currymaxxer888]

i told it to you in private nigga, why the fuck u gotta post about it?

 

[2025cel]

Proof?

I am

 

[RXnd]

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Made with mematic

 

[RXnd]

I am

I win

 

[2025cel]

I win

win
/wɪn/

verb
verb: win; 3rd person present: wins; past tense: won; past participle: won; gerund or present participle: winning

dry (hay) by exposure to the air.

 

[RXnd]

win
/wɪn/

verb
verb: win; 3rd person present: wins; past tense: won; past participle: won; gerund or present participle: winning

dry (hay) by exposure to the air.

I won

 

[truecastizo]

That LeBron avi doesn't suit you, brother

Why’s that

 

[RXnd]

win
/wɪn/

verb
verb: win; 3rd person present: wins; past tense: won; past participle: won; gerund or present participle: winning

dry (hay) by exposure to the air.

 

[2025cel]

I won

You,. dry hay??

 

[RXnd]

You,. dry hay??

The earth

 

[2025cel]

The earth

The soil..

Implying you are? A spoof maybe?

 

[gookcelriceR]

Why’s that

 

[RXnd]

The soil..

Implying you are? A spoof maybe?

Cope

 

[2025cel]

Cope

wtf is this pansy shit, respond like a true Mayan negritid.

 

[RXnd]

wtf is this pansy shit, respond like a true Mayan negritid.

View attachment 3884541

Whyyy

 

[truecastizo]

View attachment 3884535

Sorry truecel, I fuck bitches instead of gooning in my room

 

[2025cel]

Whyyy

Cope