My fucking workout was ruined

[DrunkenSailor]

Was raining so I went with the car to the gym. Expected it to be half empty, turns out it was full of arabcels. Tf man, these fellas don’t have a home?

Anyway I started my weakcel triceps workout, constantly looking at my phone as if anything fucking changed cause I feel incomfortable af among a lot of people.

Of course a few minutes later there she is. My gym crush. Pretty, caked up (have no idea why tf women use makeup at the gym lmao) with that juicy ass oh my god. And of course she starts working out next to me. As she stood up and I got a bit close to her, I noticed I heightmog her smonk. I move to another machine, she moves next to me. Obviously this wasn’t intentional but she fucking distracted me all the time cause I couldn’t keep my eyes off her. It’s like my brain went overload retard and I had to force myself to look somewhere else. Probably looked like a retard walking around and looking all over the place.

As I went out the fucking door after I finished my "workout" (ahem), I went to the car and I actually waited for her. I wanted to approach her nigga. Jfl @ my retarded brain.

Now I am home and I feel like shit because I couldn’t talk to her. At least ask her if she is interested in talking idk. Couldn’t give a fuck if she rejects me (yeah riiiigght), at least I’d know not to put my hopes up.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

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[DrunkenSailor]

Gymcels how do I pick her up

 

[maximuslaid]

Just go talk to her.

Confidence is key bro

 

[quannnnnn]

Tear your shirt off in the gym to assert dominance and then dump full bottle of pre workour down your throat so shes attracted to your primal instinct

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Gymcels how do I pick her up

Get LL and lefort 3

 

[gymcel64]

you're probably going to get rejected by her but it doesn't kill to try, though it hurts.

 

[Future MTN]

Gymcels how do I pick her up

Just talk to her but try not to be a retard while talking with her

 

[Future MTN]

Gymcels how do I pick her up

And maybe get off this site while talking to her

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Just talk to her but try not to be a retard while talking with her

Talk what?

 

[Future MTN]

Talk what?

just be funny like i am (6‘5)

 

[DrunkenSailor]

you're probably going to get rejected by her but it doesn't kill to try, though it hurts.

Better to try and get rejected than regret that i haven’t done anything about it

 

[gymcel64]

Better to try and get rejected than regret that i haven’t done anything about it

I guess so

 

[Cook3d]

Was raining so I went with the car to the gym. Expected it to be half empty, turns out it was full of arabcels. Tf man, these fellas don’t have a home?

Anyway I started my weakcel triceps workout, constantly looking at my phone as if anything fucking changed cause I feel incomfortable af among a lot of people.

Of course a few minutes later there she is. My gym crush. Pretty, caked up (have no idea why tf women use makeup at the gym lmao) with that juicy ass oh my god. And of course she starts working out next to me. As she stood up and I got a bit close to her, I noticed I heightmog her smonk. I move to another machine, she moves next to me. Obviously this wasn’t intentional but she fucking distracted me all the time cause I couldn’t keep my eyes off her. It’s like my brain went overload retard and I had to force myself to look somewhere else. Probably looked like a retard walking around and looking all over the place.

As I went out the fucking door after I finished my "workout" (ahem), I went to the car and I actually waited for her. I wanted to approach her nigga. Jfl @ my retarded brain.

Now I am home and I feel like shit because I couldn’t talk to her. At least ask her if she is interested in talking idk. Couldn’t give a fuck if she rejects me (yeah riiiigght), at least I’d know not to put my hopes up.

man, either u get gf or u get motivation, one of the two is gonna happen. u got it man