My fucking workout was ruined

[DrunkenSailor]

Was raining so I went with the car to the gym. Expected it to be half empty, turns out it was full of arabcels. Tf man, these fellas don’t have a home?

Anyway I started my weakcel triceps workout, constantly looking at my phone as if anything fucking changed cause I feel incomfortable af among a lot of people.

Of course a few minutes later there she is. My gym crush. Pretty, caked up (have no idea why tf women use makeup at the gym lmao) with that juicy ass oh my god. And of course she starts working out next to me. As she stood up and I got a bit close to her, I noticed I heightmog her smonk. I move to another machine, she moves next to me. Obviously this wasn’t intentional but she fucking distracted me all the time cause I couldn’t keep my eyes off her. It’s like my brain went overload retard and I had to force myself to look somewhere else. Probably looked like a retard walking around and looking all over the place.

As I went out the fucking door after I finished my "workout" (ahem), I went to the car and I actually waited for her. I wanted to approach her nigga. Jfl @ my retarded brain.

Now I am home and I feel like shit because I couldn’t talk to her. At least ask her if she is interested in talking idk. Couldn’t give a fuck if she rejects me (yeah riiiigght), at least I’d know not to put my hopes up.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

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[DrunkenSailor]

Gymcels how do I pick her up

 

[maximuslaid]

Just go talk to her.

Confidence is key bro

 

[Deleted member 145648]

Tear your shirt off in the gym to assert dominance and then dump full bottle of pre workour down your throat so shes attracted to your primal instinct

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Gymcels how do I pick her up

Get LL and lefort 3

 

[gymcel64]

you're probably going to get rejected by her but it doesn't kill to try, though it hurts.

 

[Future MTN]

Gymcels how do I pick her up

Just talk to her but try not to be a retard while talking with her

 

[Future MTN]

Gymcels how do I pick her up

And maybe get off this site while talking to her

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Just talk to her but try not to be a retard while talking with her

Talk what?

 

[Future MTN]

Talk what?

just be funny like i am (6‘5)

 

[DrunkenSailor]

you're probably going to get rejected by her but it doesn't kill to try, though it hurts.

Better to try and get rejected than regret that i haven’t done anything about it

 

[gymcel64]

Better to try and get rejected than regret that i haven’t done anything about it

I guess so

 

[Cook3d]

Was raining so I went with the car to the gym. Expected it to be half empty, turns out it was full of arabcels. Tf man, these fellas don’t have a home?

Anyway I started my weakcel triceps workout, constantly looking at my phone as if anything fucking changed cause I feel incomfortable af among a lot of people.

Of course a few minutes later there she is. My gym crush. Pretty, caked up (have no idea why tf women use makeup at the gym lmao) with that juicy ass oh my god. And of course she starts working out next to me. As she stood up and I got a bit close to her, I noticed I heightmog her smonk. I move to another machine, she moves next to me. Obviously this wasn’t intentional but she fucking distracted me all the time cause I couldn’t keep my eyes off her. It’s like my brain went overload retard and I had to force myself to look somewhere else. Probably looked like a retard walking around and looking all over the place.

As I went out the fucking door after I finished my "workout" (ahem), I went to the car and I actually waited for her. I wanted to approach her nigga. Jfl @ my retarded brain.

Now I am home and I feel like shit because I couldn’t talk to her. At least ask her if she is interested in talking idk. Couldn’t give a fuck if she rejects me (yeah riiiigght), at least I’d know not to put my hopes up.

man, either u get gf or u get motivation, one of the two is gonna happen. u got it man

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Been a week since then and I haven’t seen her again. Thank fuck I didn’t talk to her otherwise I’d have thought it was because of me being a creepy ugly bastard.

 

[Insomnia]

How old are you bhai?

 

[DrunkenSailor]

How old are you bhai?

30 lol

 

[Insomnia]

30 lol

I thought you were 19

 

[DrunkenSailor]

I thought you were 19

My brain is under developed tbh

 

[Insomnia]

My brain is under developed tbh

Nah its not that, you have personality and most uncs are npcs

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Nah its not that, you have personality and most uncs are npcs

Idk what else would make you think I am 19 lmao

 

[gigacumster3000]

just hit the gym and fix your diet</3

 

[LTNUser]

Idk what else would make you think I am 19 lmao

You used to post like a 19 year old earlier

 

[Fckniggers]

Was raining so I went with the car to the gym. Expected it to be half empty, turns out it was full of arabcels. Tf man, these fellas don’t have a home?

Anyway I started my weakcel triceps workout, constantly looking at my phone as if anything fucking changed cause I feel incomfortable af among a lot of people.

Of course a few minutes later there she is. My gym crush. Pretty, caked up (have no idea why tf women use makeup at the gym lmao) with that juicy ass oh my god. And of course she starts working out next to me. As she stood up and I got a bit close to her, I noticed I heightmog her smonk. I move to another machine, she moves next to me. Obviously this wasn’t intentional but she fucking distracted me all the time cause I couldn’t keep my eyes off her. It’s like my brain went overload retard and I had to force myself to look somewhere else. Probably looked like a retard walking around and looking all over the place.

As I went out the fucking door after I finished my "workout" (ahem), I went to the car and I actually waited for her. I wanted to approach her nigga. Jfl @ my retarded brain.

Now I am home and I feel like shit because I couldn’t talk to her. At least ask her if she is interested in talking idk. Couldn’t give a fuck if she rejects me (yeah riiiigght), at least I’d know not to put my hopes up.

Lustcel

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Lustcel

It’s hard not to lust that woman tbh she’s my type

But she hasn’t showed up since jfl

 

[Fckniggers]

It’s hard not to lust that woman tbh she’s my type

But she hasn’t showed up since jfl

Lust kills you nigga and makes you chopped

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Lust kills you nigga and makes you chopped

How so

 

[DrunkenSailor]

should’ve taken my chance

 

[DrunkenSailor]

So… today I went to the gym, my hair finally looked somewhat better so I thought two days of rest is more than enough and I should step back to work.

As soon as I step in, I see her. My brain already starts thinking about this thread and how my last workout with her around was ruined. Anyway, I go to the treadmill to do 5 minutes of incline to warm up my frozen body and as I finish she is working on a machine right behind me.

I leave that area, I go try to do some dumbbell warmup but I give up because I wasn’t sure whether to start working on biceps or chest. So I fucking walked up to her and I asked her how many sets she got left. She answers, I acknowledge and I lurk around the area trying to look calm.

As soon as she finished, some other faggot asked her (I guess) if she was still working there and she pointed at me, probably telling the guy that I wanted to work there before him.

Anyway bottom line is I actually talked to her for the first time even if it was small gym question crap. Baby steps I guess.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

@Luca_.

 

[Insomnia]

So… today I went to the gym, my hair finally looked somewhat better so I thought two days of rest is more than enough and I should step back to work.

As soon as I step in, I see her. My brain already starts thinking about this thread and how my last workout was ruined. Anyway, I go to the treadmill to do 5 minutes of incline to warm up my frozen body and as I finish she is working on a machine right behind me.

I leave that area, I go try to do some dumbbell warmup but I give up because I wasn’t sure whether to start working on biceps or chest. So I fucking walked up to her and I asked her how many sets she got left. She answers, I acknowledge and I lurk around the area trying to look calm.

As soon as she finished, some other faggot asked her (I guess) if she was still working there and she pointed at me, probably telling the guy that I wanted to work there before him.

Anyway bottom line is I actually talked to her for the first time even if it was small gym question crap. Baby steps I guess.

It’s a start, thats good

 

[DrunkenSailor]

It’s a start, thats good

I have no idea what I’ll do next but I’ll try to think of something.

 

[Insomnia]

I have no idea what I am doing next but I’ll try to think of something.

Just don’t overthink it tbh. Go up to her and say she’s cute and ask for her insta

 

[DrunkenSailor]

God must be testing me, he’s probably thinking bro I gave this fucker many chances to prove he’s not getting clingy to women again and he’s still doing it

 

[DrunkenSailor]

@Jager thoughts?

 

[Jager]

Was raining so I went with the car to the gym. Expected it to be half empty, turns out it was full of arabcels. Tf man, these fellas don’t have a home?

Anyway I started my weakcel triceps workout, constantly looking at my phone as if anything fucking changed cause I feel incomfortable af among a lot of people.

Of course a few minutes later there she is. My gym crush. Pretty, caked up (have no idea why tf women use makeup at the gym lmao) with that juicy ass oh my god. And of course she starts working out next to me. As she stood up and I got a bit close to her, I noticed I heightmog her smonk. I move to another machine, she moves next to me. Obviously this wasn’t intentional but she fucking distracted me all the time cause I couldn’t keep my eyes off her. It’s like my brain went overload retard and I had to force myself to look somewhere else. Probably looked like a retard walking around and looking all over the place.

As I went out the fucking door after I finished my "workout" (ahem), I went to the car and I actually waited for her. I wanted to approach her nigga. Jfl @ my retarded brain.

Now I am home and I feel like shit because I couldn’t talk to her. At least ask her if she is interested in talking idk. Couldn’t give a fuck if she rejects me (yeah riiiigght), at least I’d know not to put my hopes up.

just confess to her man but you gotta be ready for rejection still dont let lust take control of you

 

[DrunkenSailor]

just confess to her man but you gotta be ready for rejection still dont let lust take control of you

Confess what? That I wanna bang?

 

[Jager]

Confess what? That I wanna bang?

well start with saying "i wanna hangout with you" then you know up the game slowly you feel me

 

[Jager]

Confess what? That I wanna bang?

well start with saying "i wanna hangout with you" then you know up the game slowly you feel me

 

[DrunkenSailor]

well start with saying "i wanna hangout with you" then you know up the game slowly you feel me

I never thought I’d get weak for a bitch again but she is so cute and has a big booty I can’t control simping jfl

 

[Jager]

I never thought I’d get weak for a bitch again but she is so cute and has a big booty I can’t control simping jfl

you are a man afterall you have these natural desires for a reason blud but dont be impulsive just slowly start hanging out and stuff

 

[DrunkenSailor]

you are a man afterall you have these natural desires for a reason blud but dont be impulsive just slowly start hanging out and stuff

Ty man

I hope i get to hang out with her lol that’s the hard part cause at the gym it’s so awkward to ask girls out

 

[Jager]

Ty man

I hope i get to hang out with her lol that’s the hard part cause at the gym it’s so awkward to ask girls out

it is? i have seen so many videos online of guys asking out girls in the gym or girls asking out guys go for it

 

[DrunkenSailor]

it is? i have seen so many videos online of guys asking out girls in the gym or girls asking out guys go for it

Idk this is what i heard

 

[Jager]

Idk this is what i heard

you should go for it man dont be scared

 

[sub5outsider]

I never thought I’d get weak for a bitch again but she is so cute and has a big booty I can’t control simping jfl

break the ice next time when you are see her on some machine go there like you wanna use it and ask her how many sets you have and make some joke like i feel like you can train me so you can start some conversation just asking her how many sets you have doesnt mean shit to her

 

[MaxMaximize]

Gymcels how do I pick her up

Get BBL and assmog her

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Fuck man I fucked up

She was today at the gym, don’t know what she’s doing bro but she spends like 20-30 mins and then she leaves lmao. Anyway i was feeling like utter shit throughout today and when i saw her i barely looked at her and when i did she seemed uninterested or didn’t feel like she looked back.

I just cant approach her in the gym man feels too fucking awkward fuck fuck fuck

 

[jestercookievicular]

tldr

 

[DrunkenSailor]

tldr

Got a gym crush and i wanna approach her, today was an opportunity but i didn’t