My humor isn't for everyone, but that doesn't mean I should shut the fuck up

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Miserable jerks who seldom laugh, or if they do, it's when they see a cripple fall on his/her face, laugh their asses off, they find very little in life funny. Seething, depressed souls; they endure. But when it comes to intellectual comedy using "them" as the muse, ugh... it enrages them. HOW DARE YOU, SIR! They feel that I'm mocking them. Smh, imagine that! A guy like me mocking hateful shit stirring instigating parasites. Amazing!

Pampered people from hardworking families or lavish riches are clueless about comedy. For them, funny is watching the cripple I mentioned. Or a 600-pound man having a heart attack while stuffing his face with food.

A cheerleader for the political pornographers wearing a MAGA cap being run over by a bus with a Trump campaign sign on the side.

A journalist from the Daily Mail stares at a size-small pink teddy in a Victoria's Secret store. Ugh, never going to happen. She knows that she belongs in the XXL section, next to the granny panties.

An elderly man in hospice is afraid of dying as the nurses mimic his dying face and stiff posture.

A ghetto ratchet with rolls in her hair, grillz in her mouth, a chicken wing in her hand, when suddenly her boyfriend's rooster, which he uses for illegal cockfights, attacks her and cuts a major artery. She bleeds to death. Funny, right? Maybe not to you. Or even to me. But to a spoiled, privileged person, it all seems hysterically funny.

Comedy is dismantling tragedy. Something terrible happens; we cry. We get angry. We seethe! But when is it time to heal? When they decide? Fuck them! Every person affected by tragedy has the privilege to choose. It's not just (YOUR) choice. And if you don't think that's funny, well... go fuck yourself. Now, that would be funny to watch. A hateful race baiting dipshit trying to fuck himself. Or herself. And yet, she's so angry, it looks like she's beating up her vagina. That's funny shit there. Or a guy with furrowed eyebrows jerking off to January 6.

Weirdy


Yes, you little talentless bitch, it is weird. See what I just did? Made comedy. However, SMH, a Gen Zoid foid, would respond, "Bitch??" LMAO! More tear-jerking comedy.

The truth of the matter is that people pass judgment on those they deem not funny. "Say you're white without saying you're white." Judged—not funny. "Women can have penises, and if you don't like it, you're a bigot." Judged—not funny. "Boomers must go!" Judged-quickly, COVID-19 rolls out, everything shut down, kids forced to cover their mouths, vaccinations enforced... ah, yes, those kids were also swiftly judged. And who had the last laugh?

That 70S Show Lol GIF by Peacock
Nick Offerman Smile GIF
Donald Trump Lol GIF by Election 2020



My show must end. The voices must return to their dungeon as I cross fingers that the medication doesn't kill me this time. And if it does, well... priceless comedy there. Dying from taking something I opposed. SMH, Robin Williams gold.
 
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What is even more funny...
 
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Honey, wake up, BigJim posted. :feelshmm:
 
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Miserable jerks who seldom laugh, or if they do, it's when they see a cripple fall on his/her face, laugh their asses off, they find very little in life funny. Seething, depressed souls; they endure. But when it comes to intellectual comedy using "them" as the muse, ugh... it enrages them. HOW DARE YOU, SIR! They feel that I'm mocking them. Smh, imagine that! A guy like me mocking hateful shit stirring instigating parasites. Amazing!

Pampered people from hardworking families or lavish riches are clueless about comedy. For them, funny is watching the cripple I mentioned. Or a 600-pound man having a heart attack while stuffing his face with food.

A cheerleader for the political pornographers wearing a MAGA cap being run over by a bus with a Trump campaign sign on the side.

A journalist from the Daily Mail stares at a size-small pink teddy in a Victoria's Secret store. Ugh, never going to happen. She knows that she belongs in the XXL section, next to the granny panties.

An elderly man in hospice is afraid of dying as the nurses mimic his dying face and stiff posture.

A ghetto ratchet with rolls in her hair, grillz in her mouth, a chicken wing in her hand, when suddenly her boyfriend's rooster, which he uses for illegal cockfights, attacks her and cuts a major artery. She bleeds to death. Funny, right? Maybe not to you. Or even to me. But to a spoiled, privileged person, it all seems hysterically funny.

Comedy is dismantling tragedy. Something terrible happens; we cry. We get angry. We seethe! But when is it time to heal? When they decide? Fuck them! Every person affected by tragedy has the privilege to choose. It's not just (YOUR) choice. And if you don't think that's funny, well... go fuck yourself. Now, that would be funny to watch. A hateful race baiting dipshit trying to fuck himself. Or herself. And yet, she's so angry, it looks like she's beating up her vagina. That's funny shit there. Or a guy with furrowed eyebrows jerking off to January 6.

View attachment 3701248

Yes, you little talentless bitch, it is weird. See what I just did? Made comedy. However, SMH, a Gen Zoid foid, would respond, "Bitch??" LMAO! More tear-jerking comedy.

The truth of the matter is that people pass judgment on those they deem not funny. "Say you're white without saying you're white." Judged—not funny. "Women can have penises, and if you don't like it, you're a bigot." Judged—not funny. "Boomers must go!" Judged-quickly, COVID-19 rolls out, everything shut down, kids forced to cover their mouths, vaccinations enforced... ah, yes, those kids were also swiftly judged. And who had the last laugh?

That 70S Show Lol GIF by Peacock
Nick Offerman Smile GIF
Donald Trump Lol GIF by Election 2020



My show must end. The voices must return to their dungeon as I cross fingers that the medication doesn't kill me this time. And if it does, well... priceless comedy there. Dying from taking something I opposed. SMH, Robin Williams gold.
how about i rape you, how about that nigger
 
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i only have the ability to read titles too much to read under
 
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Oh it means exactly that, listen to the haters!
 
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Youre funny but still not a molecule of that yapping was read
 
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Knowing the CCP controls TikTok, imagine the detestation they have against forums like ORG. Now imagine what they could do to a member from this forum who has an account on their network. Imagine what they are known to do in China; they can do to anyone.

The CCP has mastered the skill of fraud. Everything they have, just about, was stolen or bootlegged.
 
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Exactly. They who judge you despise you. If I spent two hours viewing TikTok, I would need lots of medication too. Makes sense!
I have no clue what you were trying to say, that was one obscure rambling (like always)
 
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Knowing the CCP controls TikTok, imagine the detestation they have against forums like ORG. Now imagine what they could do to a member from this forum who has an account on their network. Imagine what they are known to do in China; they can do to anyone.

The CCP has mastered the skill of fraud. Everything they have, just about, was stolen or bootlegged.
Ore at North Korea.
 
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Miserable jerks who seldom laugh, or if they do, it's when they see a cripple fall on his/her face, laugh their asses off, they find very little in life funny. Seething, depressed souls; they endure. But when it comes to intellectual comedy using "them" as the muse, ugh... it enrages them. HOW DARE YOU, SIR! They feel that I'm mocking them. Smh, imagine that! A guy like me mocking hateful shit stirring instigating parasites. Amazing!

Pampered people from hardworking families or lavish riches are clueless about comedy. For them, funny is watching the cripple I mentioned. Or a 600-pound man having a heart attack while stuffing his face with food.

A cheerleader for the political pornographers wearing a MAGA cap being run over by a bus with a Trump campaign sign on the side.

A journalist from the Daily Mail stares at a size-small pink teddy in a Victoria's Secret store. Ugh, never going to happen. She knows that she belongs in the XXL section, next to the granny panties.

An elderly man in hospice is afraid of dying as the nurses mimic his dying face and stiff posture.

A ghetto ratchet with rolls in her hair, grillz in her mouth, a chicken wing in her hand, when suddenly her boyfriend's rooster, which he uses for illegal cockfights, attacks her and cuts a major artery. She bleeds to death. Funny, right? Maybe not to you. Or even to me. But to a spoiled, privileged person, it all seems hysterically funny.

Comedy is dismantling tragedy. Something terrible happens; we cry. We get angry. We seethe! But when is it time to heal? When they decide? Fuck them! Every person affected by tragedy has the privilege to choose. It's not just (YOUR) choice. And if you don't think that's funny, well... go fuck yourself. Now, that would be funny to watch. A hateful race baiting dipshit trying to fuck himself. Or herself. And yet, she's so angry, it looks like she's beating up her vagina. That's funny shit there. Or a guy with furrowed eyebrows jerking off to January 6.

View attachment 3701248

Yes, you little talentless bitch, it is weird. See what I just did? Made comedy. However, SMH, a Gen Zoid foid, would respond, "Bitch??" LMAO! More tear-jerking comedy.

The truth of the matter is that people pass judgment on those they deem not funny. "Say you're white without saying you're white." Judged—not funny. "Women can have penises, and if you don't like it, you're a bigot." Judged—not funny. "Boomers must go!" Judged-quickly, COVID-19 rolls out, everything shut down, kids forced to cover their mouths, vaccinations enforced... ah, yes, those kids were also swiftly judged. And who had the last laugh?

That 70S Show Lol GIF by Peacock
Nick Offerman Smile GIF
Donald Trump Lol GIF by Election 2020



My show must end. The voices must return to their dungeon as I cross fingers that the medication doesn't kill me this time. And if it does, well... priceless comedy there. Dying from taking something I opposed. SMH, Robin Williams gold.
You tell em Jim.
 
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