My life is over. Going to McDonald’s to cope now

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Sad as fuck isn’t it?

A bad day in the life of Chad: his modeling appointment gets cancelled and that means he had to rush his morning routine for no reason. To cope, he goes straight home and fucks his JB Virgin and then goes to Hollywood for dinner. “My life sucks” he laments, rescheduling his model photoshoot

A good day in my life: I didn’t cry the entire day and my physical and mental pain is not so bad. I have no bed to sleep in but at least I have clean sheets. No food to eat. No pussy to fuck. Listening to music relaxing posting on looksmax with no money, future, or plans.

Life is funny.
 
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Relaxing, posting, eating burgers. No gf stress or job stress. Damn bro, u mog chad
 
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just dont get the sprite or you will die
 
Your life is one big comedy man
go on a talk show and blow the hosts brain out, then start a riot
just a suggestion tho
 
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You should go to KFC for a change
 
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Your life is one big comedy man
go on a talk show and blow the hosts brain out, then start a riot
just a suggestion tho
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Your life is one big comedy man
go on a talk show and blow the hosts brain out, then start a riot
just a suggestion tho

I enjoyed that scene ever since bob said he wanted to punch trump in the face
 
Yeah man, haven't fucked my virgin girlfriend in over an hour! Life is definitely turmoiled but you learn to get through it.
 
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