My metabolism is so fast

[Elias]

That im eating a burger and shitting while im eating the burger

Everyday

I have to eat on the toilet because it comes straight out

My mom gets mad that i spend too much time on the toilet

Because i was eating my burger with proper swallowing technique

 

[Deleted member 1100]

Same, I hate it. I need to eat like 3800kcal at 70kgs to gain weight! JFL, meanwhile there are 90kgs muscular guys eating no more than 4000kcal to gain weight as well, fucking joke!

 

[Deleted member 5143]

I use to destroy toilets when I was bear mode and in +1000 calorific surplus

 

[Deleted member 245]

Bruh...if you're waiting for the waiter at a restaurant doesn't that make you the waiter

 

[Elias]

Bruh...if you're waiting for the waiter at a restaurant doesn't that make you the waiter

Weighter