My mom knows I'm a 40 yo virgin :(

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I told her I might go on dates once I have lost weight and she responded that it was a great idea but she said: "Don't mention to them that you are a 40 yo virgin though... They won't like that." :feelsgiga::feelsbadman::feelscry::feelsree::feelsree:

It's over for 40 yo virgincels if your own mom is stabbing you like that.

 
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Do u still live with her lol
 
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Richmonds lost brother
 
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I was literally gonna use an escort as young as 19 and you’ve not even considered it in 40yrs lol. Pussy
 
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I was literally gonna use an escort as young as 19 and you’ve not even considered it in 40yrs lol. Pussy
Yeah I should have done it decades ago. I was an idiot for not doing it. I was an idiot for so many things like not getting circumcised when I was young, not hitting the gym, not going out. I mean it's ok if you have to lose your virginity to a whore at 20 but I have not even tried and I have not gone to a whore in the end. I just ended up LDARing till I was 40.
 
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Yeah I should have done it decades ago. I was an idiot for not doing it. I was an idiot for so many things like not getting circumcised when I was young, not hitting the gym, not going out. I mean it's ok if you have to lose your virginity to a whore at 20 but I have not even tried and I have not gone to a whore in the end. I just ended up LDARing till I was 40.
Literally 14yo having sex while u rot lol
 
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Literally 14yo having sex while u rot lol

Yeah it's crazy. How can 14yos accomplish something I have not accomplished in 40 years? It makes no fucking sense. I am not even retarded or anything to excuse it.
 
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Bro that is tragic. Its not that you are a virgin thats tragic, its the fact that you are not prosctive in your life. You dont need sex but you could have paid a surrogate to carry your child for you jfl. No woman would wuestion your virginity if you had a son
 
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jesus christ

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Yeah I should have done it decades ago. I was an idiot for not doing it. I was an idiot for so many things like not getting circumcised when I was young, not hitting the gym, not going out. I mean it's ok if you have to lose your virginity to a whore at 20 but I have not even tried and I have not gone to a whore in the end. I just ended up LDARing till I was 40.
no save your dick
 
i was in a similar situation
i was virgin until the age of 26 i paid a prostitute and fucked her to lose my virginity
it was a huge mental stress that i never fucked all the years
now im 30 and my bodycount is like 6 or 7 i dont know
yes, its nothing but i was obese all the time and since 1.5 years im almost lean and finally women see me as the sex being
not as a neutral being like all the years before
 
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No God damn it. I have moved out like 15 years ago. So how tf does she know?
women can just sense the pussyless energy.
 
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Sex is overrated anyways 😎
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I was literally gonna use an escort as young as 19 and you’ve not even considered it in 40yrs lol. Pussy
escortmaxxing especially young is seen as an ultimate defeat. it's setting you up to be a beta male pay to play simp.
 
Thank her for her genetics
 
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This is why escortceling Is important
 
Maybe she could help you out? Set her up with some MILF friends. Or do it herself if you’re in Dixieland
 
escortmaxxing especially young is seen as an ultimate defeat. it's setting you up to be a beta male pay to play simp.
Who cares it’s straight to the point. Everyone pays for sex just not always with money (time, dates, texting, shit tests etc)
 
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you're almost as old as my parents, brutal man
 
Brutal. You should
Have fucked her tbh
 
Mirin life experience
 
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escortmaxxing especially young is seen as an ultimate defeat. it's setting you up to be a beta male pay to play simp.
Well being a 40 yo virgin is certainly the ultimate defeat so I guess I don't have to worry about that anymore.
 
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Don’t worry bro, just be yourself. I’m sure some girl will love you one day :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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Man i don't even know what to tell you.

I better hope you are ugly as sin, because i just can't understand how tf does someone turn 40 and is still a virgin??!!

Even normies have girls eyefucking them in college (yes they have).
 
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