My mom wants me to get married but she don't understand

[.*my*.]

I would like a relationship and marriage and my mom wants the same for me, but she doesn't know that I already got dumped by 15 girls and that I can't keep a girl interested. She offered that I marry one of her friends' daughter in a year but I declined because I already know that if I can't keep a girl around on my own, then no amount of help in the world from mama or anybody else can buy a girl's interest. In other words I'm screwed regardless.

 

[.*my*.]

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