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Last night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl
I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process
I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house
She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar
SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)
This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL
So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks
I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck
but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib
I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl
We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place
She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24
we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol
Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey
I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL
I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process
I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house
She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar
SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)
This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL
So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks
I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck
but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib
I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage
she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone roflWe finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place
She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24
we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her
) then immediately kicked them to the curb lolHeres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey
I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL
