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Cialis is god tier if you want a pill@Clavicular how do you mantain and have so much erections? I think it's been 1 week since the last time I was hard
I'm all for natural lifestyle unfortunatelyCialis is god tier if you want a pill
Could be but i think its just a classic coping mechanism. He thinks spamming random shit = im better and totally not angry. It’s a classic lmaoI used to work with autist a few years ago. I was a junior social worker and I remember how autists would basically start glitching and saying random shit when their brains were overwhelmed. No offense or anything, just saying
20mg cialis@Clavicular how do you mantain and have so much erections? I think it's been 1 week since the last time I was hard
u are obsessed with dicks u ask this in every threadHow mtn get slay is it height pill
Also whats ur length and girth
Whats ur sizeu are obsessed with dicks u ask this in every thread
JFL i literally can just leave whenever without anyone knowing cuz its overstaffed. My manager never notices over for office cuckshow can you work as a bouncer and are just allowed to leave for like an hour two times and flirt/dance with girls all night while working?
JFL at working as some office-cuck with a masters degree when this is the type of employment everyone should strive for in their life.
literally over for my dumbass fuck place of employmentJFL i literally can just leave whenever without anyone knowing cuz its overstaffed. My manager never notices over for office cucks
Last night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl
I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process
I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house
She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar
SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)
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This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL
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So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks
I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck
but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib
I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl
We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place
She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
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She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24
we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol
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Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey
I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL
no they are htnView attachment 2988048
you guys better be trolling cause these guys are textbook MTN and he clearly mogs them
nobody here knows how to rate based on averages
Well im almost the same height as this guy (6'1.5" in the morning) and also work as a bouncer part time in the uk for a month now, literally get no bitches from the club because either im a framlet or because of my ltn faceJust be tall theory proved again
Ive cold approached a few uni students before and got a warning from my manager not to do that shit again JFL , the only time cold approaching has worked was when i had a mask on during lockdownWell im almost the same height as this guy (6'1.5" in the morning) and also work as a bouncer part time in the uk for a month now, literally get no bitches from the club because either im a framlet or because of my ltn face
My manager fucking keeps both his eyes on me, as soon as i try leave for a smoke break, i get a warning. Great example of lookism jflJFL i literally can just leave whenever without anyone knowing cuz its overstaffed. My manager never notices over for office cucks
you're low t@Clavicular how do you mantain and have so much erections? I think it's been 1 week since the last time I was hard
His free testosterone levels are so high to the point he sees feminine looking guys as female
i dont give a shit man please kill yourselfLast night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl
I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process
I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house
She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar
SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)
View attachment 2987955
This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL
View attachment 2987960
So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks
I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck
but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib
I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl
We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place
She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
View attachment 2987966
She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24
we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol
View attachment 2987969
Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey
I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL
brah, why some of you guys are so desperate for sex? if you are that slayer just find your soulmate and settle down, you will regret it later.Last night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl
I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process
I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house
She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar
SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)
View attachment 2987955
This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL
View attachment 2987960
So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks
I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck
but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib
I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl
We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place
She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
View attachment 2987966
She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24
we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol
View attachment 2987969
Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey
I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL
he would probably this guy has no standart at all, have some self respect chadlite looking ass!so u fucked a fattie
No lol i go outside and clavicular's face is actually like slightly above average where i am. With height and body it boosts him up but yeah his face isn't that much above average. High mtnor he’s just not mtn you fucking dorks
every passing month the ratings here get more and more strict cause the site is getting overrun by tiktok cels that stare at “psl gods” all day. these are the best looking people in the whole world, of course everyone u look at after isn’t going to look very good
In his good pics he's like high htn tho i agreeor he’s just not mtn you fucking dorks
every passing month the ratings here get more and more strict cause the site is getting overrun by tiktok cels that stare at “psl gods” all day. these are the best looking people in the whole world, of course everyone u look at after isn’t going to look very good
why tf did u start sprinting? don’t copy my flow man im the one that can sprint from girlsLast night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl
I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process
I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house
She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar
SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)
View attachment 2987955
This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL
View attachment 2987960
So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks
I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck
but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib
I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl
We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place
She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
View attachment 2987966
She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24
we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol
View attachment 2987969
Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey
I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL
if ur in the US and seriously just made this statement ur ass is going on my ignore listslightly above average where i am
I mean for guys his age. Obviously 50 year olds look like shit. I Am in USif ur in the US and seriously just made this statement ur ass is going on my ignore list
what if hes in indiaif ur in the US and seriously just made this statement ur ass is going on my ignore list
W broDisgusting behaviour, you immature little child
I never understood what might cause people to act this degenerate but when your own father talks like this, I'm not at all surprised:
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You will regret this when you grow up
You will have to answer to God for all of this after you return back to the dirt
And for all the Incels in this thread upvoting this and giving him attention.. realise this is in part the reason you are Incels
This furthers Hypergamy
Someones madi dont give a shit man please kill yourself
BrutalWell im almost the same height as this guy (6'1.5" in the morning) and also work as a bouncer part time in the uk for a month now, literally get no bitches from the club because either im a framlet or because of my ltn face
This is fucking hilarious dude wtf fair duesLast night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl
I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process
I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house
She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar
SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)
View attachment 2987955
This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL
View attachment 2987960
So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks
I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck
but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib
I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl
We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place
She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
View attachment 2987966
She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24
we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol
View attachment 2987969
Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey
I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL
not above avg in any country where the majority is white peopleslightly above average
InspiringLast night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl
I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process
I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house
She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar
SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)
View attachment 2987955
This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL
View attachment 2987960
So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks
I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck
but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib
I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl
We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place
She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
View attachment 2987966
She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24
we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol
View attachment 2987969
Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey
I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL
W-wait your 18???Im roided to death look 22 and wear 2.4 inch lifts at a natural height of 6'2 what do u think