My most INSANE night out (TWO SLAYS IN ONE NIGHT)

[GetShrekt]

Fucken W

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

good for you

 

[GetShrekt]

@Clavicular how do you mantain and have so much erections? I think it's been 1 week since the last time I was hard

Cialis is god tier if you want a pill

 

[Debetro]

Cialis is god tier if you want a pill

I'm all for natural lifestyle unfortunately

 

[Klasik616]

Nothing new, HTN slays old MTBs just proves the blackpill and that women only fuck with tall, muscular, good looking dudes. Those 2 were MTBs but not JBs so SMV is not high. Clavicular has to slay JBs (16-20) to prove his SMV is high af, prime pussy. Don't care if he's rated MTN, most MTNs don't slay or have a BC like this just get to a club and know you're fucked.

 

[ambi]

I used to work with autist a few years ago. I was a junior social worker and I remember how autists would basically start glitching and saying random shit when their brains were overwhelmed. No offense or anything, just saying

Could be but i think its just a classic coping mechanism. He thinks spamming random shit = im better and totally not angry. It’s a classic lmao

 

[Clavicular]

@Clavicular how do you mantain and have so much erections? I think it's been 1 week since the last time I was hard

20mg cialis

 

[Emzi]

How mtn get slay is it height pill

Also whats ur length and girth

u are obsessed with dicks u ask this in every thread

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

u are obsessed with dicks u ask this in every thread

Whats ur size

 

[MoggerGaston]

how can you work as a bouncer and are just allowed to leave for like an hour two times and flirt/dance with girls all night while working?

JFL at working as some office-cuck with a masters degree when this is the type of employment everyone should strive for in their life.

 

[Clavicular]

how can you work as a bouncer and are just allowed to leave for like an hour two times and flirt/dance with girls all night while working?

JFL at working as some office-cuck with a masters degree when this is the type of employment everyone should strive for in their life.

JFL i literally can just leave whenever without anyone knowing cuz its overstaffed. My manager never notices over for office cucks

 

[MoggerGaston]

JFL i literally can just leave whenever without anyone knowing cuz its overstaffed. My manager never notices over for office cucks

literally over for my dumbass fuck place of employment

no girls, shit working-hours, shit boss.

 

[Patriot]

Last night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl


I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process

I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house

She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar

SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)

View attachment 2987955


This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL

View attachment 2987960


So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks

I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck


but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib

I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl


We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place

She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
View attachment 2987966

She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24

we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol

View attachment 2987969


Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey


I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL

Damn! Even in these short vids I catch a glance of male low-inhibition.

Over for mentalcels.

 

[igniteisbad]

mirin

 

[alurmo]

tale upon tales

 

[igniteisbad]

btw what’s HQNP and LTR

 

[vioytaka]

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you guys better be trolling cause these guys are textbook MTN and he clearly mogs them

nobody here knows how to rate based on averages

no they are htn

 

[udeactive]

Just be tall theory proved again

Well im almost the same height as this guy (6'1.5" in the morning) and also work as a bouncer part time in the uk for a month now, literally get no bitches from the club because either im a framlet or because of my ltn face

 

[AustinCutler]

is it insane slaying a tranny lookin ahh girl ?

 

[udeactive]

Well im almost the same height as this guy (6'1.5" in the morning) and also work as a bouncer part time in the uk for a month now, literally get no bitches from the club because either im a framlet or because of my ltn face

Ive cold approached a few uni students before and got a warning from my manager not to do that shit again JFL , the only time cold approaching has worked was when i had a mask on during lockdown

 

[udeactive]

JFL i literally can just leave whenever without anyone knowing cuz its overstaffed. My manager never notices over for office cucks

My manager fucking keeps both his eyes on me, as soon as i try leave for a smoke break, i get a warning. Great example of lookism jfl

 

[vioytaka]

@Clavicular how do you mantain and have so much erections? I think it's been 1 week since the last time I was hard

you're low t

 

[udeactive]

View attachment 2988002 OMFG

His free testosterone levels are so high to the point he sees feminine looking guys as female

 

[Zenis]

Last night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl


I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process

I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house

She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar

SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)

View attachment 2987955


This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL

View attachment 2987960


So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks

I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck


but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib

I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl


We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place

She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
View attachment 2987966

She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24

we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol

View attachment 2987969


Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey


I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL

i dont give a shit man please kill yourself

 

[anthony111553]

so u fucked a fattie

 

[CreepyJewel1]

Last night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl


I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process

I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house

She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar

SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)

View attachment 2987955


This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL

View attachment 2987960


So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks

I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck


but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib

I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl


We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place

She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
View attachment 2987966

She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24

we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol

View attachment 2987969


Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey


I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL

brah, why some of you guys are so desperate for sex? if you are that slayer just find your soulmate and settle down, you will regret it later.

 

[CreepyJewel1]

so u fucked a fattie

he would probably this guy has no standart at all, have some self respect chadlite looking ass!

 

[infini]

How do you look and what are your stats these days? Sorry I don’t frequently go on here anymore now. There’s just not much to engage with.

 

[User28823]

 

[dervw4cenks]

or he’s just not mtn you fucking dorks

every passing month the ratings here get more and more strict cause the site is getting overrun by tiktok cels that stare at “psl gods” all day. these are the best looking people in the whole world, of course everyone u look at after isn’t going to look very good

No lol i go outside and clavicular's face is actually like slightly above average where i am. With height and body it boosts him up but yeah his face isn't that much above average. High mtn

 

[dervw4cenks]

or he’s just not mtn you fucking dorks

every passing month the ratings here get more and more strict cause the site is getting overrun by tiktok cels that stare at “psl gods” all day. these are the best looking people in the whole world, of course everyone u look at after isn’t going to look very good

In his good pics he's like high htn tho i agree

 

[Mike141]

Last night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl


I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process

I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house

She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar

SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)

View attachment 2987955


This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL

View attachment 2987960


So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks

I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck


but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib

I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl


We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place

She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
View attachment 2987966

She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24

we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol

View attachment 2987969


Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey


I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL

why tf did u start sprinting? don’t copy my flow man im the one that can sprint from girls

 

[NorwoodAscender]

slightly above average where i am

if ur in the US and seriously just made this statement ur ass is going on my ignore list

 

[dervw4cenks]

if ur in the US and seriously just made this statement ur ass is going on my ignore list

I mean for guys his age. Obviously 50 year olds look like shit. I Am in US

 

[anthony111553]

if ur in the US and seriously just made this statement ur ass is going on my ignore list

what if hes in india

 

[Matzz]

Disgusting behaviour, you immature little child

I never understood what might cause people to act this degenerate but when your own father talks like this, I'm not at all surprised:
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You will regret this when you grow up
You will have to answer to God for all of this after you return back to the dirt

And for all the Incels in this thread upvoting this and giving him attention.. realise this is in part the reason you are Incels
This furthers Hypergamy

W bro

 

[Matzz]

i dont give a shit man please kill yourself

Someones mad

 

[<6PSLcel]

Well im almost the same height as this guy (6'1.5" in the morning) and also work as a bouncer part time in the uk for a month now, literally get no bitches from the club because either im a framlet or because of my ltn face

Brutal

 

[goodgamebro]

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The gorlock reaper

 

[sub5pslathlete]

Last night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl


I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process

I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house

She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar

SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)

View attachment 2987955


This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL

View attachment 2987960


So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks

I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck


but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib

I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl


We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place

She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
View attachment 2987966

She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24

we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol

View attachment 2987969


Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey


I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL

This is fucking hilarious dude wtf fair dues

 

[Detective]

 

[standardcel]

Slaying is meaningless

 

[ambi]

slightly above average

not above avg in any country where the majority is white people

 

[mulattocel]

How does one go about getting a job as a bouncer? Asking for a friend

 

[StrangerDanger]

Imagine being the fat goblin landwhale patiently waiting while your stacked blonde friend is getting her insides torn apart just lol

 

[hopeless NTmaxxer]

Do you still get your serotonin boost from slaying?

 

[vinn98]

Mad mirin' the rack on that second girl. You are a true slayer.

 

[Tr0ubLe]

That's what's up
How tall were u bro?

 

[Duluth]

Last night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl


I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process

I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house

She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar

SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)

View attachment 2987955


This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL

View attachment 2987960


So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks

I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck


but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib

I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl


We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place

She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
View attachment 2987966

She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24

we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol

View attachment 2987969


Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey


I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL

Inspiring

 

[Timmy]

Im roided to death look 22 and wear 2.4 inch lifts at a natural height of 6'2 what do u think

W-wait your 18???