My most INSANE night out (TWO SLAYS IN ONE NIGHT)

[6PSLcel]

Last night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl


I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process

I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house

She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar

SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)

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This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL

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So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks

I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck


but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib

I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl


We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place

She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
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She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24

we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol

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Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey


I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL

OMFG

 

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤClavicular]

He is low inhib, NT and uses lifts thats how mtns slay

Or maybe ur shit at rating and have no clue what ur talking abt rofl

im also autistic, and only wear 1 inch most nights wow 6'2-6'3 is other worldy bro

 

[6PSLcel]

im also autistic

same bhai, same.

 

[greycel]

Disgusting behaviour, you immature little child

I never understood what might cause people to act this degenerate but when your own father talks like this, I'm not at all surprised:

You will regret this when you grow up
You will have to answer to God for all of this after you return back to the dirt

And for all the Incels in this thread upvoting this and giving him attention.. realise this is in part the reason you are Incels
This furthers Hypergamy

 

[Xangsane]

the girls last night were 24 and 26 years old i wouldnt be suprised

Sure thing miss piggy

 

[Xangsane]

Disgusting behaviour, you immature little child

I never understood what might cause people to act this degenerate but when your own father talks like this, I'm not at all surprised:
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You will regret this when you grow up
You will have to answer to God for all of this after you return back to the dirt

And for all the Incels in this thread upvoting this and giving him attention.. realise this is in part the reason you are Incels
This furthers Hypergamy

This tbh

 

[6PSLcel]

@Orc was a bouncer too and got tons of slays

@androgenic its your time swoledier

do u think i could get some slays as a bouncer if im 195cm barefoot ltn and gymmaxxed ?

 

[6PSLcel]

Disgusting behaviour, you immature little child

I never understood what might cause people to act this degenerate but when your own father talks like this, I'm not at all surprised:
View attachment 2987999

You will regret this when you grow up
You will have to answer to God for all of this after you return back to the dirt

And for all the Incels in this thread upvoting this and giving him attention.. realise this is in part the reason you are Incels
This furthers Hypergamy

stfu faggot

 

[Deleted member 72072]

Or maybe ur shit at rating and have no clue what ur talking abt rofl

im also autistic, and only wear 1 inch most nights wow 6'2-6'3 is other worldy bro

Oh wow 6’2 with lifts you are actually very below avg
I constantly preach that only inhib and NT matter so it doesnt disprove me, but i expected normal height from u

Or maybe ur shit at rating and have no clue what ur talking abt rofl

MTN is not a bad rate

 

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤClavicular]

Disgusting behaviour, you immature little child

I never understood what might cause people to act this degenerate but when your own father talks like this, I'm not at all surprised:
View attachment 2987999

You will regret this when you grow up
You will have to answer to God for all of this after you return back to the dirt

And for all the Incels in this thread upvoting this and giving him attention.. realise this is in part the reason you are Incels
This furthers Hypergamy

DNR women treat me like shit for over a decade, improper socialization from an early age due to looking bad, gets better looking and starts to have success with women and i shouldnt be proud? fuck off

 

[delonisliterallyme]

nah trolling aside congrats on the slays bhai
will you do a tutorial on tiktok about “jestermaxxing” I’m curious

 

[Looks234]

You will regret this when you grow up
You will have to answer to God for all of this after you return back to the dirt

No he won’t jfl

 

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤClavicular]

Oh wow 6’2 with lifts you are actually very below avg
I constantly preach that only inhib and NT matter so it doesnt disprove me, but i expected normal height from u

MTN is not a bad rate

dnr

 

[USERΝAME]

Disgusting behaviour, you immature little child

I never understood what might cause people to act this degenerate but when your own father talks like this, I'm not at all surprised:
View attachment 2987999

You will regret this when you grow up
You will have to answer to God for all of this after you return back to the dirt

And for all the Incels in this thread upvoting this and giving him attention.. realise this is in part the reason you are Incels
This furthers Hypergamy

 

[JuicyCircleSack]

OP is clearly larping as a chad. He isn't fucking anything jfl. No tape = No care.

 

[Deleted member 72072]

i said i wear one inch lifts 6'2-6'3 use your brain

Still below avg, but you at least arent trying to refute the MTN thing

 

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤClavicular]

OP is clearly larping as a chad. He isn't fucking anything jfl. No tape = No care.

mfs remember in my YLRVEN days i posted sex pics and tapes lol

 

[Deleted member 75149]

muh MTN keep saying random shit u know im above average in looks

Facially you are high mtn tbh
With height and frame easy chadlite smv

 

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤClavicular]

Still below avg, but you at least arent trying to refute the MTN thing

6'2 barefoot below average got ya, MTN= 50th percentile looks, why would i refute something so pathetically wrong

 

[6PSLcel]

Facially you are high mtn tbh
With height and frame easy chadlite smv

nah cmon he is htn level looks facially alone

 

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤClavicular]

nah cmon he is htn level looks facially alone

let them cope lol, ill be mtn why would it matter

 

[Deleted member 75149]

nah cmon he is htn level looks facially alone

In mumbai surely no cap

 

[Deleted member 71466]

My fav chad user after pneumo

 

[Deleted member 72072]

6'2 barefoot below average got ya, MTN= 50th percentile looks, why would i refute something so pathetically wrong

6’2 barefoot is below avg unless you live in india
And yes MTN 50th percentile im glad you understand grade 1 math. Do you think you would stand out hard in public?

 

[0S4MA]

DNR women treat me like shit for over a decade, improper socialization from an early age due to looking bad, gets better looking and starts to have success with women and i shouldnt be proud? fuck off

Yeah this makes sense and is why I say most people who were GL from an early age so most HTN+IRL don't usually "slay" but instead find the hottest girl to LTR

if you got shit treatment from women and developed somewhat of an abused dog syndrome slaying is the revenge so to speak

slaying is extremely overrated

nobody I know IRL that can slay does it they all have ltr with HTB+ and I can see why fucking a new girl every day is just innately degenerate and emotionless, sex with a girl you have a connection with easily mogs fucking some random slut you found in a bar every time. Even historically men...

looksmax.org

 

[6PSLcel]

In mumbai surely no capView attachment 2988030

ye like low htn at least

 

[delonisliterallyme]

@Clavicular

 

[6PSLcel]

6’2 barefoot is below avg unless you live in india
And yes MTN 50th percentile im glad you understand grade 1 math. Do you think you would stand out hard in public?

t. guy who measures himself 2 inches taller than he actually is in reality

 

[Deleted member 75149]

ye like low htn at least

Whatever lets you sleep comfy at night bro

 

[0S4MA]

niggas debating his rating when he has 51 slays and enough proof to belive then wtf is this site

 

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤClavicular]

6’2 barefoot is below avg unless you live in india
And yes MTN 50th percentile im glad you understand grade 1 math. Do you think you would stand out hard in public?

i dont have to think anything, I clearly stand out in public dk how you can cope this hard truly pathetic

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Lmfao did dad really ask if she was a tranny?

 

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤClavicular]

niggas debating his rating when he has 51 slays and enough proof to belive then wtf is this site

literally pathetic tier, thats why i havent used rating section in months.

 

[gigell]

Ai footage

 

[Deleted member 53670]

Last night was my most UNREAL slay story to date, 2 slays within 2 hours rofl


I was at work for the celtics final game and the bar was pretty packed (im a bouncer as some of you know) and some girl got into a HUGE fight with her sister who stormed out of the bar and took her car stranding her in the process

I saw the whole ordeal and went offer like a businessman and offered to take her home for 30$ which she happily agreed to. So we get in the car and she asks "anywhere around here we can get a pack of cigs" and i told her not at 1230 at night in my town, but i said I had a pack in my house

She asked if we could go back to my place and i said no because im supposed to be working but she insisted so we went since im only 10 min away from work. We start smoking a cig and I try to kiss her and she says "oh your going to have to do better than that" trying to LARP as an HQNP foid like she didnt just go home with a bouncer at a random dive bar

SO i keep jestermaxxing for a while then eventually we makeout and fuck real quick, I rushed her out the door so I could get back to work and drop her off (still made her pay the 30$ rofl)

View attachment 2987955


This is me rushing her out the door JFL, no sex tape in this thread unfortunately so all I have is security cam footage my dad sent me JFL

View attachment 2987960


So thats slay number one, I get back to the bar and all the other bouncers were mirin how much of a sikkunt slayer I am, so I had to AMOG even harder and start wheeling more chicks

I was penta low inhib for some reason so I approached tons of girls to dance and makeout with them, made out with atleast 10 girls last night but they didnt wanna leave their groups to go fuck


but then at the end of the night, I see a busty blonde who I approach and ask how her night was and she said I was the hottest bouncer shes ever seen no joke, so i told her she can come in the bar after close while i clean up then we can hang after, she was sitting there infront of 20 male bouncers with her friend which is pretty low inhib

I took my shirt off and gave it to her while cleaning and my manager thought it was cage she said i was built like a greek god so i just kissed her infront of everyone rofl


We finish cleaning then I take her and her friend back to my place

She had a fat friend who looked like this who she couldnt ditch lol
View attachment 2987966

She was actually really chill tho, didnt try to cock block at ALL which is rare for fat hoes cuz they are jealous, but i guess this phases out when hoes r older cuz these girls were 24

we get into my house and i bring the hot one upstairs and lock the door (made her fat friend sit alone for 45 minutes while i fucked her) then immediately kicked them to the curb lol

View attachment 2987969


Heres the second slay vid, you can see her rack her kinda hot. Same shirt in both vids and hair, wild to catch 2 slays on a monday but hey


I was gonna make a 50th slay thread but i hit 51 LOL

Excellent slay story, and funny comment by your Dad. Have you fucked a femboy/tranny in the past jfl?

 

[Deleted member 72072]

t. guy who measures himself 2 inches taller than he actually is in reality

I dont doubt that he slays one bit, anyone who tries hard can slay, especially he is in ameristan, land of promiscuity
But to gas him up so hard when he is at best MTN with multiple failos that are immediately visible is insane
I dont hate the guy tho, his threads are entertaining

 

[Deleted member 65576]

People really think this guy is mtn lmaoo
I thought it was a meme

 

[greycel]

DNR women treat me like shit for over a decade, improper socialization from an early age due to looking bad, gets better looking and starts to have success with women and i shouldnt be proud? fuck off

Fuck off with the sob story nigga
If anybody in this world should understand how bad the problem is, it should be Incels

You haven't even experienced the utter depths that some truecels on this site are in (myself included).

After looksmaxxing, you should be finding yourself a wife for the rest of your life.. not chasing vain hedonism, that is corrupting the ignorant masses of this generation.
You are blackpilled, you know to the extent this problem exists
Even for the sake of getting access to better sex, it will be far better when you are in love with a girl.. you clearly don't understand this.

It's fine to be ignorant, but when you have an ego.. then you are set to lie in your misfortune till the day you die
These words will have no meaning to somebody as weak you

 

[Deleted member 72072]

i dont have to think anything, I clearly stand out in public dk how you can cope this hard truly pathetic

depends on the country

 

[delonisliterallyme]

@Clavicular would you feel more accomplished if you had a gf instead of one night stands?

 

[0S4MA]

best MTN

mtn lmaoo

depends on the country

you guys better be trolling cause these guys are textbook MTN and he clearly mogs them

nobody here knows how to rate based on averages

 

[Deleted member 39838]

He is low inhib, NT and uses lifts thats how mtns slay

Yea high mtn

Whats ur length and girth

or he’s just not mtn you fucking dorks

every passing month the ratings here get more and more strict cause the site is getting overrun by tiktok cels that stare at “psl gods” all day. these are the best looking people in the whole world, of course everyone u look at after isn’t going to look very good

 

[coispet]

It’s so over for me

 

[Deleted member 75149]

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you guys better be trolling cause these guys are textbook MTN and he clearly mogs them

nobody here knows how to rate based on averages

Bunch of Ltn’s , and an HTN

 

[Deleted member 65576]

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you guys better be trolling cause these guys are textbook MTN and he clearly mogs them

nobody here knows how to rate based on averages

Bud I literally said mtn is an incorrect rating for him

What are you smoking if you can't even understand a basic sentence

 

[Deleted member 72072]

or he’s just not mtn you fucking dorks

every passing month the ratings here get more and more strict cause the site is getting overrun by tiktok cels that stare at “psl gods” all day. these are the best looking people in the whole world, of course everyone u look at after isn’t going to look very good

I dont know what to tell you, im outside everyday, in the gym, rotting in public transport, in uni, and have been in clubs a fair amount
This guy wouldnt stand out at all, i do remember people i consider gl, i wouldnt look twice and think he is gl. Heightwise he is also avg at most prob a bit below. Sorry that some of us dont dickride
Also who cares, he slays anyways right

 

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤClavicular]

It’s so over for me

based avi

or he’s just not mtn you fucking dorks

every passing month the ratings here get more and more strict cause the site is getting overrun by tiktok cels that stare at “psl gods” all day. these are the best looking people in the whole world, of course everyone u look at after isn’t going to look very good

just let them cope, its all 2024 users so who cares

 

[Deleted member 65576]

It’s so over for me

Bud tryna fit in with the truecels

 

[0S4MA]

Bud I literally said mtn is an incorrect rating for him

What are you smoking if you can't even understand a basic sentence

I tagged you cause I agreed bud

 

[Deleted member 65576]

I dont know what to tell you, im outside everyday, in the gym, rotting in public transport, in uni, and have been in clubs a fair amount
This guy wouldnt stand out at all, i do remember people i consider gl, i wouldnt look twice and think he is gl. Heightwise he is also avg at most prob a bit below. Sorry that some of us dont dickride
Also who cares, he slays anyways right

>6'2
>average

okay bud