My new female roomate

[albe.ORG]

From July this will be my new roomate:

She literally life and looks mog me to oblivion (I'm 5'9 (avg here is 6') low mtn), I don't even know how tall she is, I just hope she isn't taller than me.
All her instagram is full of travel/party pics, meanwhile I'm a poorcel with 2-3 people I can call friends (and I'm being generous).

How will I hide all the boners?
How will I cope when she brings back chad(s) to fuck?

Should I homelessmaxx and not go?

 

[WayneBraaaah]

From July this will be my new roomate:
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She literally life and looks mog me to oblivion.
All her instagram is full of travel/party pics, meanwhile I'm a poorcel with 2-3 I can call friends (and I'm being generous).

How will I hide all the boners?
How will I cope when she brings back chad to fuck?

Should I homelessmaxx and not go?

How the fuck did you get her as your roomate? Are you renting out your place for 50 shekels in the month??

 

[albe.ORG]

How the fuck did you get her as your roomate? Are you renting out your place for 50 shekels in the month??

Nah I'm looking for a room (I'm a uni student), and just found out she'll live in the other one.
All I need to do is accept and it's official. I'm kinda looking at other oppurtunities tough (not for her, but location, price, ect.)

 

[copingtoohardrn]

Put a sleep pill in her drink and rape her (in gta v)

 

[TechnoBoss]

Get her drunk and have sex with her bro. Just become friends with her and drink with her and eventually escalate it when she gets so inebriated she forgets you aren't Chad.

Or maybe make the rent situation a little different Well you could pay for your share of the rent this month, or if you're low on cash I can maybe make an arrangement with you

 

[moggathon]

, or if you're low on cash I can maybe make an arrangement with you

You’re a 26yo neet you have no cash

 

[TechnoBoss]

You’re a 26yo neet you have no cash

Keep barking like the good little boy you are.

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

lucky fucker

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

How will I cope when she brings back chad(s) to fuck?

niggas gonna be cooming in the corner

 

[moggathon]

Keep barking like the good little boy you are.

Why do you only take side profile shots? What are you trying to hide

 

[TechnoBoss]

Why do you only take side profile shots? What are you trying to hide

Yes do what I say. Keep barking for me.

 

[asdvek]

get drunk but i mean fucking get drunk im talking about 20 vodka shots, then have sex

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

Or maybe make the rent situation a little different Well you could pay for your share of the rent this month, or if you're low on cash I can maybe make an arrangement with you

yes OP please try this and and make a thread on how it goes i'm be interested to hear how something like this would actually play out irl outside of porn

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

How the fuck did you get her as your roomate? Are you renting out your place for 50 shekels in the month??

tbh if she's willing to room with him in the first place it's a good sign that she might already be dtf

 

[moggathon]

Yes do what I say. Keep barking for me.

How can you say there’s a two year differences in the pictures when you’re wearing the same exact thing and nothing about your face changed? Also the girls nearly talller than you fucking dysgenic manlet

 

[TechnoBoss]

How can you say there’s a two year differences in the pictures when you’re wearing the same exact thing and nothing about your face changed? Also the girls nearly talller than you fucking dysgenic manlet

Hahah you're funny when your mad. Keep barking for me though

 

[moggathon]

Hahah you're funny when your mad. Keep barking for me though

Nigga you had clown shoes on

 

[TechnoBoss]

Nigga you had clown shoes on

More barking. All you do is bark. Good boy.

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

How can you say there’s a two year differences in the pictures when you’re wearing the same exact thing and nothing about your face changed?

was it a mewing transformation lol

 

[PARISIEN]

Be normal and try to fuck one of her friend

 

[moggathon]

More barking. All you do is bark. Good boy.

You unironically look like rat

just fuckinh lol if you think you’re anything close to dark triad fucking OVER. Get a job

 

[zerotohero]

How old is she?

 

[TechnoBoss]

You unironically look like ratView attachment 2975119 just fuckinh lol if you think you’re anything close to dark triad fucking OVER. Get a job

Keep barking for me lol.

 

[moggathon]

was it a mewing transformation lol

He literally stood directly under down lighting and titled his head like a retard

 

[Deleted member 72630]

Imagine if she brings a guy over and they fuck like animals while you’re in your room posting here
How would you feel knowing that she was sitting on the couch watching tv with you as chad cum was sliding out of her cunt into her panties

 

[TechnoBoss]

He literally stood directly under down lighting and titled his head like a retard

Imagine being this obsessed with a man & barking at him and raging for hours on end while I dnr and type "bark" and you continue to do it lol.

 

[moggathon]

Keep barking for me lol.

Do I have permission to ask axii for the pictures I don’t have to show @yeeyeeslayer ?

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

Do I have permission to ask axii for the pictures I don’t have to show @yeeyeeslayer ?

idc don't show me if @TechnoBoss doesn't allow you to

 

[albe.ORG]

Imagine if she brings a guy over and they fuck like animals while you’re in your room posting here
How would you feel knowing that she was sitting on the couch watching tv with you as chad cum was sliding out of her cunt into her panties

I'd feel like this:

 

[moggathon]

idc don't show me if @TechnoBoss doesn't allow you to

That’s why I asked for permission to show you

 

[maou]

she looks fuckable

 

[PARISIEN]

she looks fuckable

But annoying

 

[moggathon]

Imagine being this obsessed with a man & barking at him and raging for hours on end while I dnr and type "bark" and you continue to do it lol.

Are You letting me show him or are you too embarrassed?

 

[albe.ORG]

she looks fuckable

She is. During the summer months she'll be in shorts and top too...

 

[PARISIEN]

Are you ready to try cocaine OP? Because this going to happen if u live with her

 

[albe.ORG]

Are you ready to try cocaine OP? Because this going to happen if u live with her

Tbh I'd be down to do cocaine with her and her friends. Would give me a slight chance to do something.

 

[PARISIEN]

Tbh I'd be down to do cocaine with her and her friends. Would give me a slight chance to do something.

Good luck soldier